Loud eaters...

• justincredible

  

  She's on maternity leave for a while so I haven't had to listen to her eat for a few weeks. It has been fantastic.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  justincredible;1108865 wrote:She's on maternity leave for a while so I haven't had to listen to her eat for a few weeks. It has been fantastic.

  New girl just started and i have to share an office with her - she's already chomping on pretzels, this fucking blows.
• bigkahuna

  Haha, and the thread is back.
  
  My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  bigkahuna;1108874 wrote:Haha, and the thread is back.
  
  My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.

  Sounds like this could be a good thing for you.
• Heretic

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1108880 wrote:Sounds like this could be a good thing for you.

  Very good. Very, very good.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  I think this ever single day when i hear people crunching away on carrots, chips, nuts, etc.. - Just listened to my office mate EAT a lollipop.
  
  
• justincredible

  

  After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

  I feel your pain...
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

  I don't care who you are or how close you are with someone, no one and i mean no one but you wants to talk about your baby. NO BODY CARES HOW CUTE THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY EAT!
• gorocks99

  

  justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

  Yeah, but don't you know that her kid is the most special snowflake in the world and doing things that no other baby has ever done before, ever? This kid is shitting at a 1st grade level already!
• justincredible

  

  I didn't even care to hear baby stories about my niece and nephew. I love them to death and would do anything for them but babies are boring.
• dlazz

  I'd rather listen to her drone on than listen to my boss use the phone to call the office next to his because 12 feet is too far to walk.
• NNN

  

  justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

  
• Devils Advocate

  

  justincredible;1151359 wrote:I didn't even care to hear baby stories about my niece and nephew. I love them to death and would do anything for them but babies are boring.

  There is a lot to be said for laying around and Bitching because you are hungry. In fact it is very satisfying to drop a big load in your diaper. You need to get in touch with your inner baby.
• O-Trap

  

  justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

  
  Kill her with fire. Quietly.
  

  Devils Advocate;1151881 wrote:There is a lot to be said for laying around and Bitching because you are hungry. In fact it is very satisfying to drop a big load in your diaper. You need to get in touch with your inner baby.

  I choose to read this as encouragement to drop a Hot Carl on her desk before she gets in.
• bigkahuna

  Can we just change this thread to Annoying Shit My Co-Worker Does ?
• justincredible

  

  bump for bigkahuna
• bigkahuna

  Thank you Justin,
  
  The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.
• Uz2Bon36

  

  justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

  Are you the only dude in the office?
• Uz2Bon36

  

  This thread reminded me of the disturbingly obese woman I worked with who got pregnant. While pointing at one of her many fat rolls around her stomach, she commented how she was beginning to show and said, "I have a lil' poof!" I did LOL unfortunately but bit my lip and didn't say what I was thinking......
  
  
  "You have a lot of poofs"
• justincredible

  

  Uz2Bon36;1704662 wrote:Are you the only dude in the office?

  At the time of that post there were 3 dudes and 3 women in the office.
• justincredible

  

  bigkahuna;1704650 wrote:Thank you Justin,
  
  The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.

  Please don't, you've already triggered my PTSD.
• bigkahuna

  He likes his bottles/cans of pop. He slurps them; somehow making them extra fizzy. It's worse when it's a bottle because he even unscrews the lid loud and sucks the pop out. I can't imagine how much backwash is in there.
• justincredible

  

  bigkahuna;1704741 wrote:He likes his bottles/cans of pop. He slurps them; somehow making them extra fizzy. It's worse when it's a bottle because he even unscrews the lid loud and sucks the pop out. I can't imagine how much backwash is in there.

  Does he gulp loudly?
• bigkahuna

  Yes. Somehow, it makes the pop sound fizzier if that makes any sense. In the morning he has a few cups of coffee, and he has the stereotypical loud slurp with the satisfying lip smack and "ahhh" after every gulp.