Loud eaters...

• september63

  

  It depends. Was it a green or black olive? LOL
• O-Trap

  

  september63;715120 wrote:It depends. Was it a green or black olive? LOL

  It was covered in mayo and dust (rolled right to where the fan is on the back of the tower, where the dust is thick). I don't give a shit if it was a kalamata.
• bigkahuna

  If it was black, he probably should have left it on the ground in the back where it belongs.
• O-Trap

  

  bigkahuna;715130 wrote:If it was black, he probably should have left it on the ground in the back where it belongs.

  Erm ... and if it was green?
• september63

  

  Eat it!!!!!!!!!!! Run a little water over it first. Ha
• O-Trap

  

  september63;715138 wrote:Eat it!!!!!!!!!!! Run a little water over it first. Ha

  
  Gross.
• Timber

  Had it been stuffed with blue cheese and marinated in my favorite vodka, I would have beat him to it!
• bigkahuna

  O-Trap;715135 wrote:Erm ... and if it was green?

  
  Green ones are gross.
• O-Trap

  

  Timber;715721 wrote:Had it been stuffed with blue cheese and marinated in my favorite vodka, I would have beat him to it!

  
  Mmm ... blue cheese and dust mites.
  
  Breakfast of champions ...
• justincredible

  

  She's on her third bowl of white rice, ranch dressing, and cheese. Biting her damn fork on every damn bite.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Is she observing Lent?
• justincredible

  

  No.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Just curious because she hasn't eaten any meat so far today.
• O-Trap

  

  justincredible;716328 wrote:She's on her third bowl of white rice, ranch dressing, and cheese. Biting her damn fork on every damn bite.

  
  Forks. Om nom nom
• justincredible

  

  I don't know how her teeth aren't worn down to little nubs.
• bigkahuna

  justincredible;716371 wrote:I don't know how her teeth aren't worn down to little nubs.

  
  Give her some meth and tell her it's salt. That'd speed up the process.
• gerb131

  

  bigkahuna;716382 wrote:Give her some meth and tell her it's salt. That'd speed up the process.

  
  That would stop the whole showing up for work eating thing too.
• bigkahuna

  Sounds like a good plan to me
• O-Trap

  

  gerb131;716387 wrote:That would stop the whole showing up for work eating thing too.

  
  Bi-winning idea.
• Rotinaj

  

  This person isnt real. I dont appreciate being lied too.
• justincredible

  

  Rotinaj;716463 wrote:This person isnt real. I dont appreciate being lied too.

  
  It would take too much effort to make this shit up. I wish she wasn't real, or at least didn't sit next to me, but alas she is and does.
• O-Trap

  

  The guy sitting across from me came back from our work "cafeteria" with his lunch right after me. My lunch? A BLT and a cup of soup. His? Three croissant pastries with chocolate icing in the middle and a fried cheese sandwich.
  
  Dear lord!
• Fab4Runner

  

  O-Trap;716561 wrote:The guy sitting across from me came back from our work "cafeteria" with his lunch right after me. My lunch? A BLT and a cup of soup. His? Three croissant pastries with chocolate icing in the middle and a fried cheese sandwich.Dear lord!

  Sounds delicious.
• O-Trap

  

  Fab4Runner;716586 wrote:Sounds delicious.

  
  LOL Well yeah, but that also sounds like the reason he has to be pushing 300 lbs when he can't be any taller than 5' 9" or so.
• justincredible

  

  She's eating peanut butter straight from the jar. With a fork.