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Loud eaters...

  • O-Trap
    bigkahuna;721650 wrote:This.
    I concur.
    justincredible;727813 wrote:French onion soup this morning. That is not a morning smell.
    My coworker came in eating a meatloaf sandwich with onions.

    He's now in the boss's office. I pity her.
    justincredible;727822 wrote:If you need to make a loud obnoxious noise to consume a food or a beverage you are doing it wrong.
    *nomnomnom*
  • Heretic
    Sonofanump;727821 wrote:What is the link to the live web cam?

    That's a great idea. lookatthisbitcheatallthisshit.com for live look-ins at her 46 meals per day at work.
  • Commander of Awesome
    justincredible;727822 wrote:Drink slurpers are terrible as well. If you need to make a loud obnoxious noise to consume a food or a beverage you are doing it wrong.
    What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.
  • justincredible
    Commander of Awesome;727833 wrote:What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.

    Yeah, I agree. Milkshakes do get a break but I don't necessarily consider that slurping. It's mostly hot drinks that people slurp on because they are too hot. Here's an idea, let it cool down a bit.
  • O-Trap
    Commander of Awesome;727833 wrote:What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.
    Lid off and a spoon works.
  • O-Trap
    justincredible;727835 wrote:Yeah, I agree. Milkshakes do get a break but I don't necessarily consider that slurping. It's mostly hot drinks that people slurp on because they are too hot. Here's an idea, let it cool down a bit.
    This is my favorite. The people who get the "holy-fucking-Moses-hot" cup of coffee at McDonalds and immediately try to slurp a sip.

    I don't know about them, but I've grown attached to my upper lip, and I prefer that it not be scalded off.
  • O-Trap
    LOL! Here's a fun one. My coworker came back with lunch. TWO footlong subs from Subway, chips, a soft drink ... and then he just pulled a Weight Watchers yogurt out of the fridge.

    Golden.
  • Thread Bomber
  • justincredible
    She is seriously going to push me over the edge here soon. She can't eat one fucking thing that doesn't smell like complete shit or make a shitload of noise. She is now on her second bowl of straight croutons in the last 20 minutes. This after eating 4 (FOUR) salads completely covered in croutons already today. WTF.
  • O-Trap
    LOL! Who eats just croutons???
  • justincredible
    O-Trap;728135 wrote:LOL! Who eats just croutons???

    I swear she buys the extra crunchy kind. The ones with gravel and broken glass in them. Fuck.
  • Nate
    Is she at least attractive?
  • justincredible
    Nate;728146 wrote:Is she at least attractive?

    Not attractive enough.
  • O-Trap
    justincredible;728139 wrote:I swear she buys the extra crunchy kind. The ones with gravel and broken glass in them. Fuck.
    Part of me feels bad for her. I know eating like that can be a defense mechanism, so it's possible that she does it out of insecurity or something along those lines.

    Does she seem to have many friends, or is she close to anyone?
  • justincredible
    We think her mom probably called her fat at some point during her childhood.
  • Nate
    Are you the only one at work that notices it?
  • justincredible
    Nate;728191 wrote:Are you the only one at work that notices it?

    No.
  • Sonofanump
    Why don't you put a pig trough in between your desks to see if she gets the hind.
  • bigkahuna
    justincredible;728195 wrote:No.

    So simple, but this made me laugh really hard.
  • Timber
    You Need to provide her an intervention!
  • Nate
    Timber;728604 wrote:You Need to provide her an intervention!

    Or another bowl of croutons.
  • O-Trap
    Nate;728653 wrote:Or another bowl of croutons.

    Or some hot butter to put on the croutons. (a) Should soggy them up so they're not as loud, and (b) you can just let the cholesterol do its work. ;)
  • justincredible
    She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.
  • OneBuckeye
    justincredible;728739 wrote:She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.

    metal fork i hope
  • Sonofanump
    justincredible;728739 wrote:She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.

    Turn up the volume and play this:

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