Loud eaters...

• justincredible

  

  OneBuckeye;728740 wrote:metal fork i hope

  
  Of course.
• Thread Bomber

  

  
• O-Trap

  

  Just watched the big fella eat mac 'n cheese (a whole box for lunch) with a spoon. At the end, he scraped any and all edible content off the plate with his spoon (yes, he shovels mac n cheese with a spoon in stead of using a fork) and ate it.
  
  I swear, you'd think he had given up food for lent and was preparing for tomorrow.
• justincredible

  

  fat
• O-Trap

  

  justincredible;729900 wrote:fat

  
  Oh there's no question in my mind. He licked it. He actually licked the plate. WTF?
  
  Fat isn't a physique. It's a state of mind.
  
  And this guy's state of mind is thunderchunky.
• bigkahuna

  What's wrong with using a spoon?
  
  My wife makes fun of me for using a spoon instead of a fork, but I don't get it. I don't shovel the food in or anything, it's just what I prefer.
• O-Trap

  

  bigkahuna;730290 wrote:What's wrong with using a spoon?
  
  My wife makes fun of me for using a spoon instead of a fork, but I don't get it. I don't shovel the food in or anything, it's just what I prefer.

  
  He was shoveling.
• bigkahuna

  So it was more the way he was using said spoon than the fact he was actually using it? Gotcha.
• O-Trap

  

  It was that he seemed to be using the spoon BECAUSE it meant he could shovel.
• bigkahuna

  LOL
• O-Trap

  

  He brought breakfast today: 4 maple creamsticks
  
  I swear they were gone in about 7 minutes.
• Thread Bomber

  

  AS an idiotic joke last friday, the boss thought it would be a great fun to cater in baked beans and ham sammiches for lunch. The 4 hour meeting that afternoon was't very producive. ( unless you were measuring greenhouse and methane emmisions)
• O-Trap

  

  Had to bump this for my coworker.
  
  He was eating a sandwich (a pretty rockin' sandwich, I must say, with ham, turkey, salami, roast beef, bacon, and cheese) today, and after he finished, I noticed a little ball of ham bits and bacon crumbs held together by a glob of mayo. It stayed on his tie for about 20 minutes before he noticed, but when he did, he actually yelled, "Hell, yeah!" and he licked his tie. And by "yelled," I mean he was loud enough for everyone in the office to hear.
  
  Dude is creeping me the hell out, but I got a good laugh out of it. Thought I'd share.
• justincredible

  

  She's balls deep in her second bowl of rice and cheese after polishing off a bowl of croutons as soon as she sat down at her desk this morning.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I was once balls deep into a bowl of rice and cheese once when my mom walked in, and we no longer talk about it or make eye contact when we speak.
• justincredible

  

  THE4RINGZ;754111 wrote:I was once balls deep into a bowl of rice and cheese once when my mom walked in, and we no longer talk about it or make eye contact when we speak.

  
  lol'd
• bigkahuna

  Again, so glad this is back
• justincredible

  

  Since my last post she's killed two salads. Both loaded with croutons. Fuck her.
• Rotinaj

  

  justincredible;754244 wrote:Since my last post she's killed two salads. Both loaded with croutons. Fuck her.

  
  Youd have to buy her dinner(s?) first!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  MMMMM, croutons...
• justincredible

  

  She's now on her 6th salad. Again, loaded with croutons. Crunchy fucking croutons.
• justincredible

  

  She just dropped a fork full of food on her lap. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
• september63

  

  That is a real waste of her food.
• justincredible

  

  She still ate it.
• gorocks99

  

  Your descriptions make me think she's actually Dr. Zoidberg.