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  • McFly1955
    She will most definitely kill it.
  • justincredible
    She ate most of them and it was a big bag.
  • O-Trap
    justincredible;707445 wrote:She ate most of them and it was a big bag.
    From the sound of it, so is she.
  • justincredible
    Huge bowl of coleslaw now.
  • justincredible
    Holy crap. She is now eating coleslaw and a bowl of soup. She just put a bunch of coleslaw in the soup. WTF?
  • O-Trap
    justincredible;707467 wrote:Holy crap. She is now eating coleslaw and a bowl of soup. She just put a bunch of coleslaw in the soup. WTF?

    Pig slop.
  • xnds1fan
    I bet she takes some astonishing dumps.
  • O-Trap
    Fat isn't a physical characteristic ... it's a state of mind.
  • Thread Bomber
    Nailed it, minus the soup...... Give me my fuckin Vbucks!
  • justincredible
    Oops, I think she just went and threw it all up.
  • THE4RINGZ
    justincredible;707554 wrote:Oops, I think she just went and threw it all up.

    Sos he might be bulemic or however the hell you spell it?
  • Fab4Runner
    I knew it!
  • bigkahuna
    justincredible;707467 wrote:Holy crap. She is now eating coleslaw and a bowl of soup. She just put a bunch of coleslaw in the soup. WTF?
    I put kraut and beets in my soup beans. It depends on what kind of soup it is on how gross it is.
    O-Trap;707474 wrote:Pig slop.

    Literally had tears rolling down my eyes laughing at this.
    O-Trap;707485 wrote:Fat isn't a physical characteristic ... it's a state of mind.
    This is so true. I'm 300+ lbs, and obviously fat. However, I don't even compare to eating like this.

    For comparison

    I had 3 doughnuts and some milk for breakfast around 8:30

    2 pieces of pizza and 2 breadsticks left over from last night for lunch around 1:30

    Believe it or not, that's a lot for me on a typical day...I usually have a bowl of cereal for breakfast and skip lunch.
  • O-Trap
    bigkahuna;708060 wrote:I put kraut and beets in my soup beans. It depends on what kind of soup it is on how gross it is.



    Literally had tears rolling down my eyes laughing at this.



    This is so true. I'm 300+ lbs, and obviously fat. However, I don't even compare to eating like this.

    For comparison

    I had 3 doughnuts and some milk for breakfast around 8:30

    2 pieces of pizza and 2 breadsticks left over from last night for lunch around 1:30

    Believe it or not, that's a lot for me on a typical day...I usually have a bowl of cereal for breakfast and skip lunch.
    Same here.

    I usually eat one meal a day, and it's not more (or at least not much more) than anyone else I know would eat for dinner. However, I'm 250 lbs. (6'3" so I do okay carrying it). My brother is an inch taller, but I have damn near 60 lbs. on him, and HE'S the one who eats like he hasn't in a month every meal of the day. I always tell him that he's the "fattest skinniest person I've ever met."
  • justincredible
    O-Trap;708188 wrote:Same here.

    I usually eat one meal a day, and it's not more (or at least not much more) than anyone else I know would eat for dinner. However, I'm 250 lbs. (6'3" so I do okay carrying it). My brother is an inch taller, but I have damn near 60 lbs. on him, and HE'S the one who eats like he hasn't in a month every meal of the day. I always tell him that he's the "fattest skinniest person I've ever met."

    Funny. Your brother and I are apparently the same size. I'm 6'4" 189lbs.
  • O-Trap
    justincredible;708196 wrote:Funny. Your brother and I are apparently the same size. I'm 6'4" 189lbs.
    Kid can put food away like no adult should be able to. He has the metabolism of a Charlie Sheen-level crack fiend.
  • justincredible
    Beef stew for breakfast. Yum.
  • LJ
    justincredible;714999 wrote:Beef stew for breakfast. Yum.

    I remember senior year of High School our starting nose tackle had to sit out a game because he was eating a giant can of Dinty Moore for breakfast and sliced his hand open on the edge of the can
  • justincredible
    LJ;715001 wrote:I remember senior year of High School I had to sit out a game because I was eating a giant can of Dinty Moore for breakfast and sliced my hand open on the edge of the can. Because I'm a dumbass.

    Interesting.
  • LJ
    justincredible;715002 wrote:Interesting.

    He was 6'2 365 just for comparison purposes
  • bigkahuna
    justincredible;714999 wrote:Beef stew for breakfast. Yum.

    This thread has shifted from Loud Eaters to "Weird Shit my co-worker eats."

    Can we just sticky this?
  • september63
    This girl has got to have serious flatulence. If she doesnt, she is hitting the toilet and throwing it up all day.
  • O-Trap
    A guy I work with (who is in a semi-decent gray suit) just dropped a mayo-covered olive off his sub, pushed out his chair, got on his hands and knees, crawled under his desk, reached behind his tower, pulled it out, and ate the now dust AND mayo-covered olive.

    That might be the fattest thing I've ever seen anyone do.
  • bigkahuna
    O-Trap;715108 wrote:A guy I work with just dropped a mayo-covered olive off his sub, pushed out his chair, got on his hands and knees, crawled under his desk, reached behind his tower, pulled it out, and ate the now dust AND mayo-covered olive.

    That might be the fattest thing I've ever seen anyone do.

    I can picture it in my head, and it's hilarious.
  • O-Trap
    bigkahuna;715115 wrote:I can picture it in my head, and it's hilarious.

    Doesn't help that he's kinda squatty, and he's in a decent gray suit.

    Fat isn't a body shape. It's a lifestyle. :cool: