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  • password



    Does she look like this when she is eating at her desk?
  • bigkahuna
    If she did, he wouldn't be bitching.
  • cbus4life
    Ow! My Balls!;687502 wrote:Am I the only person who misread the thread title as LOAD eaters?

    No.
  • bigkahuna
    Had to bump this because it's been pretty entertaining.
  • NNN
    OSH;686061 wrote:I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.

    This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.

    I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.

    She probably used to try to gulp Peter North on-camera, so it's only natural that this is the end result.
  • justincredible
    A bowl of sauerkraut and pork at 8:30am. A bowl of some sort of smelly soup at 9:30am. It's gonna be a long day.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Sauerkraut for breakfast? This bitch is crazy.
  • gorocks99
    Have we seen a pic of this bish yet? Mental images can only go so far when dealing with someone who eats sauerkraut and pork at work for breakfast.
  • bigdaddy2003
    My dad is a loud eater. Annoying as hell. When you can hear someone eating something like mac and cheese they are loud.
  • THE4RINGZ
    gorocks99;703122 wrote:Have we seen a pic of this bish yet? Mental images can only go so far when dealing with someone who eats sauerkraut and pork at work for breakfast.
    I'll bet she blows up the Ladie's Room later today. You can't eat that for breakfast and not absolutely destroy it later.
  • Nate
    This girl has to be 175+lbs.
  • justincredible
    Nah, she's pretty small. Probably 120lbs at 5'5".
  • gorocks99
    justincredible;703142 wrote:Nah, she's pretty small. Probably 120lbs at 5'5".

    Prove it.
  • Heretic
    gorocks99;703145 wrote:Prove it.

    POST MOAR NOODS PLZ!!!
  • THE4RINGZ
    Topless, eating a burrito. That would be my new background.
  • justincredible
    Chicken, white rice, and ranch dressing at 10:30am.
  • Nate
    Any chance she has an eating disorder? No way you eat that much and only weigh 120lbs.
  • password
    Maybe she is a competition eater and is trying to stay prepared for the next event.
  • se-alum
    Nate;703205 wrote:Any chance she has an eating disorder? No way you eat that much and only weigh 120lbs.
    She doesn't seem to be eating alot of bad food. You can eat all day long if you're eating the right things.
  • Nate
    She's practically had at least 3 meals by lunchtime. Not mentioning what she ate at home for b-fast...
  • dave
    se-alum;703232 wrote:She doesn't seem to be eating alot of bad food. You can eat all day long if you're eating the right things.

    white rice, ranch dressing, soup?

    carbs, fat, and salt all before noon.
  • justincredible
    Bowl of pretzels now.
  • gorocks99
    So, so far the skinny bish has had:

    Pork + kraut
    Soup
    Rice, chicken and ranch
    Pretzels

    And it's not yet noon. She's either loading up for training or has some issues. I'm fat and I don't even want to eat that much in the morning.

    Also, salt.
  • justincredible
    BTW, the pretzels were being dipped in some sort of dip. Like a french onion dip or something.
  • THE4RINGZ
    How much money does this chick spend on food per day?