Loud eaters...

• justincredible

  

  Time for a big bowl of soup. Slurp, slurp.
• cbus4life

  Very nice to see i'm not alone.
• Thread Bomber

  

  mella;685747 wrote:I agree with everything you said and I'll add the orgasm eater. This is the person who, with every bite is like MMMMMMMMMMM! this is the best OOOOOOOH, wow this is SOOOOOOO Good! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
  
  Shut the hell up and eat your food.

  This is known as an oralgasm
• Thread Bomber

  

  
  
  Don't get too exited Heritic....
• Heretic

  

  Thread Bomber;685872 wrote:
  
  Don't get too exited Heritic....

  
  Too late.
• muffy

  Also - people who don't pick their feet up when they walk.
• power i

  

  We have a patient that comes in and chomps and cracks her gum. I CAN'T STAND IT!!! Really, has no one in this woman's life ever told her how annoying that is? I make sure to tell my kids (even the big one, my husband) when he's doing something annoying. Your doing them a favor. Unfortunately, my husband doesn't always listen.
• Sonofanump

  We got some guy a few desks down eating greek yogart so f'in loud, something about his wife making him eat it.
• stroups

  

  muffy;685913 wrote:Also - people who don't pick their feet up when they walk.

  
  I'm guilty of this, theres an old lady at my work that says something to me all the time. I don't know why but I guess I've just always done it.
• OSH

  

  I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.
  
  This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
  
  I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.
• darbypitcher22

  

  justincredible;685742 wrote:She's not. I don't get it. She is seriously eating 4 hours out of the day.

  
  maybe she has a fast metabolism or she's one of those people who spend 9 hours at the gym.
  
  But yeah, its pretty annoying
• justincredible

  

  Now she's eating an apple. Awesome.
• wes_mantooth

  

  justincredible;686076 wrote:Now she's eating an apple. Awesome.

  
  lol...I love the updates.
• karen lotz

  

  Sonofanump;685992 wrote:We got some guy a few desks down eating greek yogart so f'in loud, something about his wife making him eat it.

  lol, indeed.
  

  OSH;686061 wrote:I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.
  
  This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
  
  I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.

  
  Interesting.
• september63

  

  That should sound just great?
• BR1986FB

  wes_mantooth;686080 wrote:lol...I love the updates.

  
  I know. It's like that "jungle cam" or whatever was posted of the animals coming up to the watering hole, minus the video footage.
• september63

  

  Great Idea. Justin, set up a secret web cam near her desk. We need visual proof too.
• Sonofanump

  Sonofanump;685992 wrote:We got some guy a few desks down eating greek yogart so f'in loud, something about his wife making him eat it.

  
  It's that same guy who kept smacking his lips at the sushi bar last week at lunch.
• justincredible

  

  Sonofanump;686103 wrote:It's that same guy who kept smacking his lips at the sushi bar last week at lunch.

  
  This guy...
• Thread Bomber

  

  OSH;686061 wrote:I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.
  
  This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
  
  I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.

  Most people are happy that the wife swallows... For me, the louder and more slurping the better.
• justincredible

  

  Sun Chips now. Come on.
• Thread Bomber

  

  justincredible;686076 wrote:Now she's eating apple. Awesome.

  Angel might not be so happy to hear this.....
• BR1986FB

  Maybe you should come in early one morning and hook up a trough to her desk. She might get the hint OR use it as a place to store more food.
• justincredible

  

  BR1986FB;686125 wrote:Maybe you should come in early one morning and hook up a trough to her desk. She might get the hint OR use it as a place to store more food.

  
  lol
• ernest_t_bass

  

  justincredible;685729 wrote:I've got a lot of pet peeves but I think this is my biggest one. I didn't realize how much I hated this until we rearranged our desks at work and I am now next to the loudest eater on the goddamn planet. To make it worse she eats about 6-10 times per day. She can't take one friggin' bite without scraping her fork or spoon with her teeth and is always eating crunchy stuff. She'll down a bag of baby carrots and a whole tub of hummus in one sitting. She'll fill a bowl full of croutons and crunch those fuckers for an hour.

  
  You look like a jack ass.