Loud eaters...

• O-Trap

  

  Rotinaj;754249 wrote:Youd have to buy her dinner(s?) first!

  Nah. Just promise her a sandwich afterward.
  

  justincredible;754394 wrote:She still ate it.

  Win.
• cbus4life

  justincredible;754109 wrote:She's balls deep in her second bowl of rice and cheese after polishing off a bowl of croutons as soon as she sat down at her desk this morning.

  *vomit*
• justincredible

  

  oh hai
• Heretic

  

  Thinking about croutons today?
• justincredible

  

  APPLES!
• Heretic

  

  Excellent. The one fruit that is guaranteed to be a noisy snack. Lot of masticating going on with those!
• Devils Advocate

  

  I will receive this opinion with the utmost respect as you are a world renowned masticator.
• Heretic

  

  Devils Advocate;829258 wrote:I will receive this opinion with the utmost respect as you are a world renowned masticator.

  
  
• bigkahuna

  YAY!!
• justincredible

  

  She's back to eating soup/salad like crazy. Bowl #8 today. Fuckin' croutons.
• justincredible

  

  
  
  Her second pile of lettuce, drenched in ranch, covered in croutons in the last hour.
• Sonofanump

  justincredible;851517 wrote:Her second pile of lettuce, drenched in ranch, covered in croutons in the last hour.

  
  You should walk up to her and let her know that the croutons are bad for her.
• Heretic

  

  Sonofanump;851531 wrote:You should walk up to her and let her know that the croutons are bad for her.

  
  While pissing in her "salad".
• Sonofanump

  Heretic;851534 wrote:While pissing in her "salad".

  
  Is the piss contaminated?
• Heretic

  

  Sonofanump;851549 wrote:Is the piss contaminated?

  
  We're talking Justin. Do the math. He started THIS website. I'm thinking a combo of crack, peyote and ether.
• NNN

  

  justincredible;851517 wrote:
  
  Her second pile of lettuce, drenched in ranch, covered in croutons in the last hour.

  
  Did you at least win the eBay auction you were looking at?
• justincredible

  

  NNN;851562 wrote:Did you at least win the eBay auction you were looking at?

  
  Nope, was just doing a search for screen presses. Nothing local, the closest good deal I found was in Iowa.
• justincredible

  

  Dis bish be pregnant now. Eating croutons for two. FML.
• Nate

  Tell her that there was a study that prego women shouldn't eat croutons. That'll stop her.
• Timber

  I am still pissed at her for costing me $1,012 vcash in the "what will she eat first contest" Now that she is eating for two, can we get another crack at winning our vcash back?
• Terry_Tate

  

  I just ran through this thread faster than that chick can down a bowl of croutons, and wow did it bring the lulz. Cant imagine sitting by someone like that, I'd go nuts.
• Sonofanump

  Print this out and leave on her desk...
  
  http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/life/bad-workplace-table-manners-5-signs-youre-an-offensive-office-eater-2533890/
• justincredible

  

  3. You eat lunch for breakfast
  Food that might not be particularly smelly at lunch reeks if opened before 11a.m. “I sit in a small room with one other person,” writes a Weddingbee.com message board user. “ One morning [my office mate] popped open a bag of Doritos at 9 a.m, so not only did I get to hear her breakfast, but I got to smell it, too.” Food odors are stronger and more noticeable in the early morning hours. Ever head of morning sickness? The same snack you might crack open at 4 p.m will smell a lot more nauseating to your fellow office-mates if you're eating it before noon. Skip the spicy, garlicky stuff before lunch time if you want to keep the peace.
  
  4. Everyone around you is wearing headphones
  There is such a thing as noise-phobia, and it’s more common than you think. Some people just have a hatred of a certain sounds, specifically related to chewing, lip-smacking, or crunching. Yup, they've got aFacebook group. Part of the problem is that when you’re overworked and confined to small spaces with the same people, you’re going to get agitated, but a crinkly bag of chips or loud slurp can increase the tension. Be courteous and chew quietly on that cookie or bag of pretzels, or face the passive-aggressive glares of your office-mates.
  
  Even if you’ve managed to sneak out for a quick lunch at a restaurant, be careful what you order. If you're unsure about your ability to slurp soup quietly, save it 'til you're in private. The Village Voice's food writer Lauren Shockey pegs noisy eaters as one of the most offensive types of people to be seated next to in a restaurant. “Sorry, soup slurpers and dribblers, loud chewers, and gurglers of the world," she writes. "It's really hard to enjoy a meal in peace when it sounds like you've got a mild case of the flu."

  Reps.
• justincredible

  

  Now she's eating a lot of cereal. So I get to listen to her crunch it in the beginning and then slurp the fucking milk. Fantastic.
• justincredible

  

  She also picks up her damn bowl at every bite so I get the following annoying sounds.
  
  Spoon clanging against bowl.
  Spoon clanging against teeth.
  Crunching of cereal.
  Slurping of milk.
  Spoon clanging against bowl.
  Bowl slamming against desk.
  
  Repeat. All fucking day.