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Loud eaters...

  • Sonofanump
    Is it a crouton based cereal? That would be epic.
  • Rotinaj
    What kind of cereal?
  • justincredible
    I just found her stash. Pic to follow.
  • Sonofanump
    justincredible;880144 wrote:I just found her stash. Pic to follow.
    Was it hidden under her shirt? I think that is where she keeps all the food.
  • justincredible


    Notice it isn't just regular Raisin Bran. It's Crunchy Raisin Bran. There was another box wedged in between the mini wheats and life as well. I think it was some sort of golden graham's knockoff.
  • justincredible
    She's on bowl #3 now. And I think each bowl has been a different kind. So I'm probably looking at least one more.
  • ernest_t_bass
    I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;880160 wrote:I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
    Okay. You must be one of the annoying eaters.
  • Devils Advocate
    You realy should just kick her in the muffin and be done with it.

  • Heretic
    ernest_t_bass;880160 wrote:I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
    Well, if you'd ever stop complaining about how you think drinking gave you AIDs and you're dying, maybe you'd be complaining about people eating instead!
  • ernest_t_bass
    Heretic;880338 wrote:Well, if you'd ever stop complaining about how you think drinking gave you AIDs and you're dying, maybe you'd be complaining about people eating instead!
    Positive reps.
  • bigkahuna
    justincredible;880136 wrote:She also picks up her damn bowl at every bite so I get the following annoying sounds.

    Spoon clanging against bowl.
    Spoon clanging against teeth.
    Crunching of cereal.
    Slurping of milk.
    Spoon clanging against bowl.
    Bowl slamming against desk.

    Repeat. All ****ing day.
    justincredible;880152 wrote:

    Notice it isn't just regular Raisin Bran. It's Crunchy Raisin Bran. There was another box wedged in between the mini wheats and life as well. I think it was some sort of golden graham's knockoff.
    justincredible;880158 wrote:She's on bowl #3 now. And I think each bowl has been a different kind. So I'm probably looking at least one more.
    Gosh Damn It.
  • justincredible
    After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
  • ts1227
    justincredible;892963 wrote:After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.

    At least bagels aren't noisy? Though I'm sure she can find a way
  • justincredible
    ts1227;892975 wrote:At least bagels aren't noisy? Though I'm sure she can find a way
    They are toasted so they are slightly crunchy and there is a lot of lip smacking going on.

    Now she's eating a bowl of cantaloupe.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;892977 wrote:They are toasted so they are slightly crunchy and there is a lot of lip smacking going on.

    Now she's eating a bowl of cantaloupe.
    I'm sure this question has already been answered, but is this woman morbidly obese? She'd have to be from all this shit she's eating.
  • bigkahuna
    No she's not.
  • password
    justincredible;892963 wrote:After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
    You are missing a grand opportunity with this, you need to install a hidden cam on your desk and broadcast this shit live. The way I see it, at a charge of $9.99 a month for people to view her feeding, you can expect a first month income of around $1100.00 minus any snacks you decide to buy for her to eat, such as bananas, pudding, pretzels rods, corn chips, crackers. I figure after word gets out about the daily feeding, the audience should increase by about 15% for the next 3 months and that is big money. If she is good looking you can add another 8% growth on top of the projection already stated.
  • justincredible
    She's moved on to the really loud stuff. She killed a bag of celery and a half a jar of peanut butter dipping the celery in the pb. Now she's working on a bag of carrots and tub of hummus. Not sure if she'll kill the hummus in this sitting.
  • justincredible
    She's since finished two tubs of hummus.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;893277 wrote:She's since finished two tubs of hummus.
    How is this woman not fat?
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;893313 wrote:How is this woman not fat?


    I'm guessing.
  • ts1227
    Also her shits probably weigh about 25 lbs, which will help.
  • Heretic
    justincredible;893355 wrote:

    I'm guessing.
    That turns me on in a woman. Killing themselves to fit their notion of what I want them to look like.
  • bigkahuna
    I just went back and re-read this entire thread, and it definitely brought the lulz.