posted by Gardens35Looks like Browns may have already quit.
I posted my rant in the Browns thread, but yes they did. This is the only analysis you need for that team.
Well the bright side is Pittsburgh looks even worse than Cleveland.
posted by kizer permanenteWell the bright side is Pittsburgh looks even worse than Cleveland.
Nvm lol
There’s 0% chance Ben lasts all season. He looks like he’s ready to hang them up at halftime.
posted by like_thatDon't insult the Reds.
A lot of similarities
posted by kizer permanenteThere’s 0% chance Ben lasts all season. He looks like he’s ready to hang them up at halftime.
Doesn't look that bad to me.
posted by Dr Winston O'BoogieDoesn't look that bad to me.
He’s wincing every time he’s touched and sometimes just planting his foot to run.
posted by kizer permanenteHe’s wincing every time he’s touched and sometimes just planting his foot to run.
LOL. Wishful thinking. He's been better than I dared to hope tonight. His elbow is 100% fine.
The wince when he got sacked was because he was mad at himself for holding the ball that long and getting dropped.
posted by gutLOL. Wishful thinking. He's been better than I dared to hope tonight. His elbow is 100% fine.
The wince when he got sacked was because he was mad at himself for holding the ball that long and getting dropped.
Him being mad caused his knee to hurt?
This dude is 38. There’s a better chance his knee will be swelled than his ego tomorrow..
posted by kizer permanenteLOL. He winced once the first time he got hit tonight. His knee is fine. The scramble and holding the ball proves he's feeling pretty damn good.Him being mad caused his knee to hurt?
This dude is 38. There’s a better chance his knee will be swelled than his ego tomorrow..
posted by kizer permanenteHim being mad caused his knee to hurt?
This dude is 38. There’s a better chance his knee will be swelled than his ego tomorrow..
I think you watched too much of the Browns yesterday - I did too. Ben and Steelers look pretty damned good.
Yeah...Ben looked pretty good. Smith Shuster happy AF he’s back
posted by gut
LOL. He winced once the first time he got hit tonight. His knee is fine. The scramble and holding the ball proves he's feeling pretty damn good.
He winced probably from chest pains. ain’t no way he’s not on statins and anticoagulants at his age and BMI.
posted by Dr Winston O'BoogieI think you watched too much of the Browns yesterday - I did too. Ben and Steelers look pretty damned good.
Yeah they looked really good after awhile. they looked really shitty to start.
Bad fake crowd noise for Steelers/Giants. The "crowd" seems to go crazy for random things. Very goofy.
posted by kizer permanenteHe winced probably from chest pains. ain’t no way he’s not on statins and anticoagulants at his age and BMI.
LOL....just look at the camera trickery and photoshopping to hide that he isn't 300 pounds
posted by gutLOL....just look at the camera trickery and photoshopping to hide that he isn't 300 pounds
He hasn’t seen 240 since Miami U days
posted by kizer permanenteHe hasn’t seen 240 since Miami U days
You're a dumbass. He's not 240, but he's not even close to being fat. Possibly the best shape of his career in 2018. And many reports have him in even better shape this year.
In a year of unpredictability, Baltimore and Pittsburgh still look solid, Cincinnati turns wins into losses, and Cleveland is just bad.
posted by friendfromlowryIn a year of unpredictability, Baltimore and Pittsburgh still look solid, Cincinnati turns wins into losses, and Cleveland is just bad.
So pretty much just like every year the past 10 years....
posted by gutYou're a dumbass. He's not 240, but he's not even close to being fat. Possibly the best shape of his career in 2018. And many reports have him in even better shape this year.
Lol he was 241 at the combine and half of his current size. But yeah, he’s not fat.
Nobody:
Gut: iTs ThE cAmErA!
Uh, it might just be me, but he seems to be a bit more padded up in the pic on the right. He might not be college weight, but was definitely better than the last few years.
posted by kizer permanenteNobody:
Gut: iTs ThE cAmErA!
You're seriously stupid and blind if you think Ben is overweight, much less fat. An easy internet search (which any non-moron can do) would convince any non-morons Ben has never played fat. Anyone who's watched him play would know he moves too well to be "fat", not to mention there's never been a halfway decent fat QB in the NFL.
This is Ben in 2019 camp. Notice the definition in the arms and shoulders. That's a guy who might be 12-15% body fat. Probably way healthier than you.
Here's another from 2019. Again, notice the definition (and vein) in the forearm - not what you see in someone overweight. I'd have to search for the lockeroom pick I saw in 2018, but he was even better shape then when he had defined biceps.
posted by kizer permanenteHe’s wincing every time he’s touched and sometimes just planting his foot to run.
He has been doing dramatic shit like this his entire career. I wouldn’t put too much stock into it. I’m sure at some point this season he will be in a walking boot and then play the next day.
You are right though, he is a fatass. It works in his favor.