posted by friendfromlowry

We need to create a power ranking of worst kind of people during all this. The “my rights/no mask!” people would probably be at the top. I’d also like to nominate the person who’s always worried about what the numbers in two weeks will be, specifically after a holiday. 

I say the overly vocal ones on the far side of each spectrum tie for #1

posted by friendfromlowry

We need to create a power ranking of worst kind of people during all this. The “my rights/no mask!” people would probably be at the top. I’d also like to nominate the person who’s always worried about what the numbers in two weeks will be, specifically after a holiday. 

1a. My rights/no mask

1b. Self-perceived morally superior heroes for wearing a mask and following guidelines (but most likely doesn't practice what they preach)

The anti-vaxers will most likely skyrocket to the top of the rankings once we have a vaccine.

posted by iclfan2

Seems like she has an actual mental condition. 

Far left and far right are defnitely mental conditions.

Bad Covid Person Catergories:

1. The - I finished reading a simplistic summary of a medical/public health study that confirms my existing opinion just moments ago and I'm now going to pass myself off as deeply knowledgeable in the area by citing obscure facts as though they are familiar to me and by using words I didn't even know the meaning of until just moments ago - guy.

I hate to admit that I've been this guy a time or two.  I'm vowing to quit it though.

2. Governors of NY and NJ establishing "quarantine lists" for 30 states.  Ironic considering those two states alone are responsible for more than 1/3 of the US cases and 1/3 of US deaths.  

posted by jmog

STFU

If only he would

All the sciencing. And to answer S&L’s question, doing these mandates just to do it with no backing in science makes no sense, coming from the party of science (supposedly). DC isn’t even doing bad.

#Breaking: DC's new mask mandate requires individuals to wear a mask outside the house.

Exceptions include actively eating and drinking, vigorously exercise away from all people, or being alone in an enclosed office. Children under 3 are exempt.

— Washingtonian (@washingtonian) July 22, 2020

Let's be clear.

Outdoor dining is now permitted statewide.

Outside drinking is not.

— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) July 21, 2020

posted by iclfan2

All the sciencing. And to answer S&L’s question, doing these mandates just to do it with no backing in science makes no sense, coming from the party of science (supposedly). DC isn’t even doing bad.

#Breaking: DC's new mask mandate requires individuals to wear a mask outside the house.

Exceptions include actively eating and drinking, vigorously exercise away from all people, or being alone in an enclosed office. Children under 3 are exempt.

— Washingtonian (@washingtonian) July 22, 2020

Let's be clear.

Outdoor dining is now permitted statewide.

Outside drinking is not.

— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) July 21, 2020

Maybe DC isn’t doing bad because of all the mandates?

And again, confused why it’s bothering you if you don’t live there? 

Me: “Ugh in salt late city theyre mandating unfair requirements!! I am OUTRAGED!!” Imagine thinking that 

Statewide mask mandate starting tomorrow at 6pm.

Beginning tomorrow at 6:00pm, citizens in all Ohio counties will be under a mandatory mask order while out in public. pic.twitter.com/UqLEzT3Mly

— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) July 22, 2020

Have a good friend who was just in DC. She said that you can’t go to a restaurant without a reservation, have to wear a mask everywhere, you order food through an app, you even have to order a bathroom trip through the app. Someone comes to your table and asks “who ordered the bathroom trip?” And says you can go now.

posted by SportsAndLady

Have a good friend who was just in DC. She said that you can’t go to a restaurant without a reservation, have to wear a mask everywhere, you order food through an app, you even have to order a bathroom trip through the app. Someone comes to your table and asks “who ordered the bathroom trip?” And says you can go now.

posted by SportsAndLady

Have a good friend who was just in DC. She said that you can’t go to a restaurant without a reservation, have to wear a mask everywhere, you order food through an app, you even have to order a bathroom trip through the app. Someone comes to your table and asks “who ordered the bathroom trip?” And says you can go now.

"Uh, well, I did, but since your service here sucks, I already pissed in my empty water glass. So, if you want to, you can take that away, please!"

posted by justincredible

Statewide mask mandate starting tomorrow at 6pm.

Beginning tomorrow at 6:00pm, citizens in all Ohio counties will be under a mandatory mask order while out in public. pic.twitter.com/UqLEzT3Mly

— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) July 22, 2020

Prayers from Chicago 

posted by SportsAndLady

Have a good friend who was just in DC. She said that you can’t go to a restaurant without a reservation, have to wear a mask everywhere, you order food through an app, you even have to order a bathroom trip through the app. Someone comes to your table and asks “who ordered the bathroom trip?” And says you can go now.

Sounds like Cool Hand Luke:

"Whippin' it out and pissin', boss?"

"Whip it out then."

posted by Heretic

"Uh, well, I did, but since your service here sucks, I already pissed in my empty water glass. So, if you want to, you can take that away, please!"

Imagine having to take a massive shit. “Sir your bathroom break is ready” and you just run to the bathroom. Then everyone in the whole restaurant can’t use the restroom until you’re done. Anxiety level 100 

posted by SportsAndLady

Imagine having to take a massive shit. “Sir your bathroom break is ready” and you just run to the bathroom. Then everyone in the whole restaurant can’t use the restroom until you’re done. Anxiety level 100 

Ok, I lol'd.

posted by SportsAndLady

Imagine having to take a massive shit. “Sir your bathroom break is ready” and you just run to the bathroom. Then everyone in the whole restaurant can’t use the restroom until you’re done. Anxiety level 100 

Perfect chance to go full Ace Ventura and come out dripping wet, yelling, "Do NOT go in there!!!!".

posted by justincredible

Ok, I lol'd.

Laughter: a rare but welcomed emotion on this site! 

posted by SportsAndLady

Imagine having to take a massive shit. “Sir your bathroom break is ready” and you just run to the bathroom. Then everyone in the whole restaurant can’t use the restroom until you’re done. Anxiety level 100 

Tried to quote you Heretic but this minor league site’s GIPHY search is garbage!

posted by SportsAndLady

Prayers from Chicago 

Considering that I've had to sit in the office while the most high-strung of my co-workers rambled, muttered and ranted about this for 15 or so minutes straight after the announcement, even my "FUCK RELIGION" ass is willing to accept prayers at this point.

LMFAO.....Costanza once again way ahead of his time.  OK, too subtle - I think this episode inspired a couple of attempts at making a bathroom finder app in the early days of the smart phone.

posted by Heretic

Considering that I've had to sit in the office while the most high-strung of my co-workers rambled, muttered and ranted about this for 15 or so minutes straight after the announcement, even my "FUCK RELIGION" ass is willing to accept prayers at this point.

Yeah lol I figured that would not go over well at all. Gonna shut my Facebook down for the day lol 

posted by iclfan2

Tried to quote you Heretic but this minor league site’s GIPHY search is garbage!

posted by justincredible

Taking a bar shit is an aggressive move.