Loud eaters...

• justincredible

  

  I've got a lot of pet peeves but I think this is my biggest one. I didn't realize how much I hated this until we rearranged our desks at work and I am now next to the loudest eater on the goddamn planet. To make it worse she eats about 6-10 times per day. She can't take one friggin' bite without scraping her fork or spoon with her teeth and is always eating crunchy stuff. She'll down a bag of baby carrots and a whole tub of hummus in one sitting. She'll fill a bowl full of croutons and crunch those fuckers for an hour.
• thedynasty1998

  

  I'm with you. It absolutely drives me crazy, and along the same lines, someone who chews gum with their mouth open. It really bothers me. Last time I flew I was on a plane next to someone who chewed their gum loudly the entire flight. About half way through the flight I asked her kindly chew with her mouth shut.
  
  She was very respectful about it and apologized and we got a laugh out of it, but you never know how someone will respond to a request like that.
• LJ

  

  I broke up with a girl once because she smacked her lips while eating.
• september63

  

  I get the feeling she is eating right now?
• majorspark

  

  She sounds like a porker too.
• justincredible

  

  september63;685737 wrote:I get the feeling she is eating right now?

  
  She was eating a bowl of something smelly, enjoying her fork with every bite. I think it was a salad with tuna on it.
• justincredible

  

  majorspark;685740 wrote:She sounds like a porker too.

  
  She's not. I don't get it. She is seriously eating 4 hours out of the day.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Does she lick her fingers after eating? That is my #1 pet peeve.
• LJ

  

  justincredible;685741 wrote:She was eating a bowl of something smelly, enjoying her fork with every bite. I think it was a salad with tuna on it.

  
  I scraped my teeth with the fork the other night and felt quesy for a few hours after that....
  
  Gives me shivers thinking about it
• mella

  I agree with everything you said and I'll add the orgasm eater. This is the person who, with every bite is like MMMMMMMMMMM! this is the best OOOOOOOH, wow this is SOOOOOOO Good! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
  
  Shut the hell up and eat your food.
• LJ

  

  mella;685747 wrote:I agree with everything you said and I'll add the orgasm eater. This is the person who, with every bite is like MMMMMMMMMMM! this is the best OOOOOOOH, wow this is SOOOOOOO Good! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
  
  Shut the hell up and eat your food.

  
  Rachel Ray.... kill it with fire!!!
  
  $40 per day, she would get a Kraft grilled cheese and be like "mmmmm ohhh mmm the chese just mmmmmmm ooohhh just melts...mmmmmmm"
• justincredible

  

  LJ;685745 wrote:I scraped my teeth with the fork the other night and felt quesy for a few hours after that....
  
  Gives me shivers thinking about it

  Yeah. I mean I'll hit my teeth with a utensil every now and then but it's every damn bite with her. Her teeth have to be worn down because of it.
• justincredible

  

  Now she's eating a bowl of broken up cookie pieces.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  You need some noise cancelling headphones for the office.
• mella

  I had a female co-worker who would get verbal everyday with lunch. Peanut butter sandwhiches, leftovers from last night.... it was always; mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, soooooooo good, ooooohhhhhhh this is the best. I had to stop eating in the office and find another place to eat. I could have punched her but I like my job and I need to money to pay for bills and save for my daughter's college tuition.
• justincredible

  

  THE4RINGZ;685757 wrote:You need some noise cancelling headphones for the office.

  
  I have earbuds that I usually put in while she eats but I left them at home this weekend.
• gerb131

  

  LJ;685751 wrote:Rachel Ray.... kill it with fire!!!
  
  $40 per day, she would get a Kraft grilled cheese and be like "mmmmm ohhh mmm the chese just mmmmmmm ooohhh just melts...mmmmmmm"

  
  Hahahahaha. No doubt.
  Loud eaters are annoying they can chew soft foods loudly.
• justincredible

  

  My wife will get a little loud with her eating every once in a while. I'll immediately start mocking her by exaggerating how loud she is eating. She quiets down after that.
• september63

  

  I guess you co-worker isnt an OC chatter?
• Tiger2003

  

  justincredible;685763 wrote:My wife will get a little loud with her eating every once in a while. I'll immediately start mocking her by exaggerating how loud she is eating. She quiets down after that.

  
  I have the same exact same problem. She doesn't do it all time time. But everyone once in awhile I'll hear here and I just do it right back but way louder.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  LJ;685736 wrote:I broke up with a girl once because she smacked her lips while eating.

  
  This kills me. I yell at people for it.
• wes_mantooth

  

  hate loud eaters, but love loud queefers
• LJ

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;685769 wrote:This kills me. I yell at people for it.

  
  I knew it wasn't going to work when i told her to quit smacking her lips and she responded "well how am I supposed to eat?"
• Go4alOngbOmB

  

  I could not agree more. If I catch myself eating loud y accident it annoys ME!
  
  I love my brother in law like he was my own brother, but on our summer trip to Maine with my wifes family I wanted to throw him into a wall 3 or 4 times. He is a Chef of all things, and he eats so loud that once I got up to use the bathroom and on my way back I could hear him eating.
  
  When my wife and I eat dinner at night I have to have the TV or a radio or something on. She isn't even a loud eater but just those sounds turn my stomach.
  
  I'm glad that I am not alone out there, and to anyone reading this going... "Boy those folks are stupid", YOU are probably the LOUD EATER!
• tk421

  

  justincredible;685763 wrote:My wife will get a little loud with her eating every once in a while. I'll immediately start mocking her by exaggerating how loud she is eating. She quiets down after that.

  
  Dude, cut her some slack. It's a good thing if she's a little loud while eating that.