DIV State Semi: Norwayne vs Johnstown-Monroe @ New Philadelphia

• Columbusguy

  I'm so ready
  Go Johnnies!!!!!
  Represent MSL
• RedRider

  I wanna party it up with you guys haha
• Bloody Toothbrush

  

  Clearly this has become a logistical nightmare....
  Even though I won't be there, I can contribute my superior organizational skills.
  
  alright, lets straighten this mess out....
  
  Pitman........ forget the food, a proper tailgate consists of only liquid nutrition....on that note, you bring 1 keg of domestic, a tap and cups.....get it all at the distributor
  
  Ringz....... 1 case of bourbon and a blindfold & ear protection for Lil Ringz......he prolly shouldn't see or hear most of this event.
  
  Beast..... 10/15 bottles of Boones Farm or Mad Dog (you decide) and your 2 best amish fighting rakes.
  
  GoFalcons.......3 strippers (female---1 blond, 1 brunette, 1 dwarf) & the bell
  
  Miyagi......assorted class A fireworks, a donkey....and Oh yeah, bring back Pitmans girlfriends van......you've had it long enough
  
  OldcatQB.......4 dozen eggs and a smoke machine
  
  dontcare......60 jello shots & 2 police uniforms
  
  Paul.....fake ID and your homework
  
  oldrider.......you don't need to bring anything....just warm up your throwing arm.
  
  
  Now, I've provided the list of all the materials you guys need to have a good time, it's up to you to execute. Good luck and godspeed!!!
• 1_beast

  

  Mad dog makes you take back stuff ya didnt even steal....
  
  get your as# to New Philly.
  
  Hope this helps!
• Go Falcons

  

  Even a dwarf will not make Beast look endowed!
  
  The mad dog will make him feel better about it though.
• 1_beast

  

  Go Falcons;986895 wrote:Even a dwarf will not make Beast look endowed!
  
  The mad dog will make him feel better about it though.

  Dont be all salty, he included a donkey for you to play with!
• BRF

  

  Ha ha! All this stuff on a high school football thread. SMH!
• Go Falcons

  

  Mike you can join our party!
• BRF

  

  Bloody Toothbrush;986890 wrote:godspeed!!!

  LOL!
• oldcatQB

  Bloody Toothbrush;986890 wrote:Clearly this has become a logistical nightmare....
  Even though I won't be there, I can contribute my superior organizational skills.
  
  alright, lets straighten this mess out....
  
  Pitman........ forget the food, a proper tailgate consists of only liquid nutrition....on that note, you bring 1 keg of domestic, a tap and cups.....get it all at the distributor
  
  Ringz....... 1 case of bourbon and a blindfold & ear protection for Lil Ringz......he prolly shouldn't see or hear most of this event.
  
  Beast..... 10/15 bottles of Boones Farm or Mad Dog (you decide) and your 2 best amish fighting rakes.
  
  GoFalcons.......3 strippers (female---1 blond, 1 brunette, 1 dwarf) & the bell
  
  Miyagi......assorted class A fireworks, a donkey....and Oh yeah, bring back Pitmans girlfriends van......you've had it long enough
  
  OldcatQB.......4 dozen eggs and a smoke machine
  
  dontcare......60 jello shots & 2 police uniforms
  
  Paul.....fake ID and your homework
  
  oldrider.......you don't need to bring anything....just warm up your throwing arm.
  
  
  Now, I've provided the list of all the materials you guys need to have a good time, it's up to you to execute. Good luck and godspeed!!!

  If this is the plan...,I don't see us getting past the gate...or even to it.
  ps; Bail money.
• Go Falcons

  

  oldcatQB;987010 wrote:If this is the plan...,I don't see us getting past the gate...or even to it.
  ps; Bail money.

  Not the plan Repeat not the plan. We could not cover bail and Bloody will not come and bail us out.
• BRF

  

  Go Falcons;987021 wrote:....and Bloody will not come and bail us out.

  But he might come and pick you up via the railroad. You bums might be able to hop a box car and get the hell out of Dodge. :laugh:
• 1_beast

  

  Go Falcons;987021 wrote:Not the plan Repeat not the plan. We could not cover bail and Bloody will not come and bail us out.

  you guys had me primed for Crestvirgina ball....Now I might scrap the plans to attend!:laugh:
• BRF

  

  1_beast;987045 wrote:Crestvirgina

  LOL!
• 1_beast

  

  BRF;987049 wrote:LOL!

  Had to add that...its kept the motor running for the last 4 weeks
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I can cover the bail if needed. Just got to remember to sneak platinum card out of wife's purse.
  
  BTW Bloody, Lil RINGZ is just shy of being 18, he could probably teach us how to party at a tail gate.
• Go Falcons

  

  THE4RINGZ;987115 wrote:I can cover the bail if needed. Just got to remember to sneak platinum card out of wife's purse.
  
  BTW Bloody, Lil RINGZ is just shy of being 18, he could probably teach us how to party at a tail gate.

  Don't tell Bloody that he will want him to bring some of his classmates, namely the cheerleading squad.
• Mr Miyagi

  

  Bloody Toothbrush;986890 wrote:Miyagi.........and Oh yeah, bring back Pitmans girlfriends van......you've had it long enough

  You mean this van Miyagi picked up really cheap near Solon ?Miyagi has had it since July , rides smooth but has a funky smell to it,
  
  
• 1_beast

  

  Go Falcons;987121 wrote:Don't tell Bloody that he will want him to bring some of his classmates, namely the cheerleading squad.

  But he's not a teacher?
• Go Falcons

  

  
  
  Unfortunately this is how it looks now!
• dontcare

  

  Got the 60 jelloshots ready....but I'll only be bringing 41 of them.......
• oldcatQB

  BRF;987033 wrote:But he might come and pick you up via the railroad. You bums might be able to hop a box car and get the hell out of Dodge. :laugh:

  Beer + Bourbon + Mad Dog = Can't even spell "hop"
  
  *****Sunday Headline*****
  Numerous body parts found on tracks in New Philly. Witness says "4 or 5 just seemed 2b..."hopping towards it, throwing up, & laughing" as train approached." Donkey survives.
  **MIYAGI !......"CLEAN UP ON ISLE 2...,BRING STICK AND BAGGIES !!"
• Columbusguy

  Go Johnnies!!!!!!!
• Go Falcons

  

  oldcatQB;987413 wrote:Beer + Bourbon + Mad Dog = Can't even spell "hop"
  
  *****Sunday Headline*****
  Numerous body parts found on tracks in New Philly. Witness says "4 or 5 just seemed 2b..."hopping towards it, throwing up, & laughing" as train approached." Donkey survives.
  **MIYAGI !......"CLEAN UP ON ISLE 2...,BRING STICK AND BAGGIES !!"

  LMAO!!!:laugh:
• JHS PRIDE

  Its game day, gearing up to watch the buckeyes than off to see the Johnnies, can't wait for this one its going to be a great
  game , Go Johnnies play with heart and passion.