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I Am Ahab

Dover;976883 wrote:To live vicariously through the accomplishments of high school boys five years ago (In which you had no part in) and spend every night trolling the Internet just expounds on what a sad existance you lead.

Said the guy who is posting on a high school football forum.

That's probably my favorite response to someone who's trolling: you lead a sad existence. Almost as good as classy and unclassy.

I Am Ahab

The best part of all this is I didn't even go to Big Red. I catch some of their games on my way home from
Work on Fridays bc theyre the best show in the area. I enjoy coming here to get the Diver boys all riled up bc they take this stuff so serious. Must be that inferiority complex from
having never won anything.

My existence is a pretty happy one, though. Today I got up, went to work, hit the gym, made love to my beautiful tall blonde wife, now she's making dinner and I'm trolling your thread, chapping your b-holes.

Winning.

dover2092

I Am Ahab;977008 wrote:Today I got up, went to work, hit the gym, made love to my beautiful tall blonde wife, now she's making dinner and I'm trolling your thread, chapping your b-holes.
Winning.

Wow Steubenville has some weirdoes. Nomination for the creepiest post ever on a high school football thread.

I Am Ahab

On the contrary there's nothing creepy about chapping b-holes. Ask bases.

bases_loaded

I Am Ahab;977329 wrote:On the contrary there's nothing creepy about chapping b-holes. Ask bases.

Charred not chapped, try to keep up

I Am Ahab

Well that actually does sound a little creepy.

Viking

Any talk about the game? Mooney is too big, quick and fast for Dover.

dover2092

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GRAYWOLF

dover2092;977289 wrote:Wow Steubenville has some weirdoes. Nomination for the creepiest post ever on a high school football thread.

2nd that

skank

Dean Wormer;976773 wrote:Leave the posting to people who have a team still playing. Go over to Massillon and look at the mythical championships you guys have from 50 years ago.

I'd rather come over to Mooney and look at their All star team trophies. (Stanley Cups)

Dover

Good Luck Tornadoes!!!

J-Dover

Good luck tonight boys. Hit em hard, wrap up, catch the ball, and make good throws. This game is yours for the taking.

GO DOVER GO

yngcmhs

GO Cards!!!

4cards

skank;977990 wrote:I'd rather come over to Mooney and look at their All star team trophies. (Stanley Cups)

...Come on skank you're better than that!

Mooney44Cards

When Dover is victorious tonight, the bitter taste in my mouth will be ever so slightly sweetened by the fact that Mooney lost to team from a community with lots of pride, that does it the right way, has a bunch of homegrown players, and who will take more meaning from their eventual state championship than Mooney could ever hope to.

I hope that one day our God-forsaken program will be able to shed its iniquities and begin to only accept players that live in the city of Youngstown, play together from age 5 until age 18, pay full tuition in ALL circumstances, and who have been taught by the community at large that these are the things you take pride in.

A guy can dream, can't he?

yngcmhs

Mooney44Cards;978261 wrote:...........

I hope that one day our God-forsaken program will be able to shed its iniquities and begin to only accept players that live in the city of Youngstown, play together from age 5 until age 18, ..............A guy can dream, can't he?

Mooney44cards, I thought that the Dover boys have been together since they were infants? I thought they were all nursed in the same room.

If they didn't start playing together until they were five we may have a shot. You just don't have any sense of unity, community or pride if you miss years 1-4 together.

buck0678

i want someone from mooney to get on here and tell me where there, starting 11 guys on offense and there starting 11 guys on defense. what public school district do they live in if they went to that school. put all 22 starters name and the name of the public school that they should be going to. can someone do this for me , because i want to see what div. they really should be in.

sherm03

buck0678;978313 wrote:i want someone from mooney to get on here and tell me where there, starting 11 guys on offense and there starting 11 guys on defense. what public school district do they live in if they went to that school. put all 22 starters name and the name of the public school that they should be going to. can someone do this for me , because i want to see what div. they really should be in.

I'm pretty sure that all but one starter came from the private feeder schools. Soooooo.....Mooney should be division 3, then I guess.

Wooball

One last parting shot before all this fun comes to an end and we actually get to see how these teams stack up on the field:

Mooney Fan Checklist
1 – Wake up and eat breakfast while peering out the window at a rundown city skyline
2 – thank lawyer dad for your overpriced private school education and letting you stay in the guest house
3 – drive 1998 BMW an hour and a half to work
4 – leave work at 3:30 so you can Gym, Tan, Laundry before the big game
5 – Shower, put on gold chains and douse yourself w/ Armani
6 – Genuflect in front of your Stoops/Pelini shrine and say 3 hail mary’s and 1 our father, and of course pray the good guys to come out on top.
7 – Blowout Hair, shoot a Jager Bomb and pick up your guido bros
8 – Dodge gun play on way into downtown Youngstown to lay your bet down with Vinnie and Rocco at the corner pool hall.
9 – listen to house music on your pimped out stereo system on way to game, while reciting lines from last week’s Jersey Shore.
10 – Park car, flex in the reflection off your driver’s side window and throw on your brand new Under Armor Mooney jacket. Your old jacket was breathed on wrong by some yinzer from the ‘ville last week.

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