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2014-2015 Cleveland Cavaliers Season Thread

  • Commander of Awesome
    ihslep is embarrassing himself by his incessant need to argue because he thinks it shows that's he's a real lawyer! Not going to get into his psychological need behind this, unless anyone wants it.
  • lhslep134
    I can't help that my arguments consist of words that actually exist in the English language. You know, instead of using only "pwn" and "lolfail" and "lil guy"

    Instead of just accepting the concept of arguing at face value, you feel the need to invoke my occupation in every attempted put down. Not only is it puzzling, but it's a compliment to me. I get paid to argue, whereas you have absolutely no idea how to do it without devolving into childish insults.
  • Commander of Awesome
    lhslep134;1731604 wrote:I can't help that my arguments consist of words that actually exist in the English language. You know, instead of using only "pwn" and "lolfail" and "lil guy"

    Instead of just accepting the concept of arguing at face value, you feel the need to invoke my occupation in every attempted put down. Not only is it puzzling, but it's a compliment to me. I get paid to argue, whereas you have absolutely no idea how to do it without devolving into childish insults.
    You might want to register for the same reading comprehension class as Webby. I never asked if anyone wanted an explanation. Instead, I stated I would not give it unless anyone wanted it. That's not a question, but nice try!

    /IshlepIdiotFailoftheWeek

    *Bolded part brings teh lulz and showcases your insecurities. Keep telling us how smart you are with your 42nd Law School! Tier 2!!! Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your clerkship application.
  • lhslep134
    Commander of Awesome;1731605 wrote: Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your clerkship application.
    I've already clerked for a federal judge.

    And the fact you aren't comprehending that the reason I'm saying I get paid to argue is because I understand how to do it AND you using "teh lulz" and "/idiotfailoftheweek" proves my entire point from my last point.

    You make it way too easy for me. Come back when you have some new material or some new shtick besides acting like an overgrown child.
  • Commander of Awesome
    You gotta be the worst lawyer ever. "getting paid" to argue and getting schooled by me. Must be a court appt lawyer. But please continue to to tell everyone how smart you are, brings teh lulz.
  • lhslep134
    Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better, it doesn't bother me in the least. Not to get all Sleeper on you but I'm laughing my way to the bank as you're getting all worked up.

    Can't stop laughing about your "Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your application" line when I've already clerked for one. Even funnier when you tried to spin that by saying "must be a court appt lawyer". LMAO that doesn't even make sense.

    You must be pretty unsatisfied with your life if you need to get your rocks off by acting like a child on a message board.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Tell us what you got on the LSAT!
  • lhslep134
    Aw, look how worked up you are. That's adorable.

    I would say my LSAT score is probably about the same as the number of times you use "pwn" "lolfail" "lil guy" "teh lulz" in any given week but the scoring doesn't go up that high.
  • Commander of Awesome
    I'm very worked up. /sarcasm

    Being worked up ='s lolling at you trying to tell how smart you are. I'm looking forward to you posting a picture of your lsat score next, akin to you posting a bathroom mirror pic of you sucking in your gut trying to prove you're not fat.
  • lhslep134
    You're aware of the irrelevance of the LSAT at this point, are you not? It appears you don't have much of a working knowledge of the legal system, yet you seemed to realize how prestigious clerking for a federal judge was before I told you I did it.

    Your spin control is starting to lose it's edge. But if you want me to keep making you look dumb, I'm up for it seeing as this is making for a really good laugh.

    My co-workers thought your clerkship line was unintentionally hilarious since they know my employment history.
  • Commander of Awesome
    So you had to show OC to your co worker to validate yourself? lol, your self esteem is extremely low.


    I'm sure you clerked for fed judge. You saying it, and making up a story about your co worker validates your story! Tier 2 law school flunkies always get Clerkships! /sarcasm
  • Commander of Awesome
    Anyways, I'm sick of ishlep spinning his shit so he can try and impress ppl online, it's pathetic. NOGAF

    Cavs are in the finals, Klay has a concussion and Andy might come back. Lets go Cavs!
  • lhslep134
    Once again, it's adorable how jealous you are. I can't help you'll never be as smart or successful as me no matter how hard you try.

    On a serious note, it's sort of pathetic that you 100% are thinking you're getting a rise out of me. I'm killing time on a Friday afternoon on a slow day so I have the time to respond to your childish-ness. But even in a serious argument I have no doubt you would result to "pwn" and "lolfail" and whatever childish terms you have stored up to bust out on the OC.
  • Commander of Awesome
    lhslepTier2;1731615 wrote:Once again, it's adorable how jealous you are. I can't help you'll never be as smart or successful as me no matter how hard you try.
    NOGAF lil guy, this is a Cavs thread. Not sure what's so hard about that.
  • lhslep134
    Commander of Awesome;1731616 wrote:NOGAF lil guy, this is a Cavs thread. Not sure what's so hard about that.
    You saying NOGAF, in a conversation about reading comprehension, is the ultimate irony. While no one else might GAF, it's beyond obvious you do.

    lolfailoftheweekyeardecadecenturymilleniumeon

    /COA'd
  • Commander of Awesome
    lhslep42nd;1731617 wrote:You saying NOGAF, in a conversation about reading comprehension, is the ultimate irony. While no one else might GAF, it's beyond obvious you do.

    lolfailoftheweekyeardecadecenturymilleniumeon

    /COA'd
    This is a Cavs thread, not a ihslep tries too hard thread. Talk Cavs in here, create a basement thread to try and impress ppl. Anything to say about the cavs?
  • lhslep134
    Commander of Awesome;1731618 wrote: Anything to say about the cavs?

    Yes, this is a Cavs related post
    Commander of Awesome;1731445 wrote:Nobody does or cares. Cavs are in the fucking finals! Hope this helps.
    Oh wait...

    Can you comprehend the hypocrisy or do you need me to spell that out for you too?
  • Commander of Awesome
    This is good news:

    http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/05/kyrie_irvings_name_can_once_ag.html#incart_2box_sports_index.ssf

    And I guess we can forget that andy stuff:

    http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/05/cavaliers_center_anderson_vare.html#incart_river
  • lhslep134
    Commander of Awesome;1731618 wrote: Anything to say about the cavs?
    No. My job is to go around and contribute a smidge of sports conversation while spending the majority of my posts calling out other posters.






    [if that sounds familiar, it's because I'm describing you and your "pwn" "lolfail" posts]
  • Commander of Awesome
    lhslep134;1731621 wrote:No. My job is to go around and contribute a smidge of sports conversation while calling out other posters.






    [if that sounds familiar, it's because I'm describing you]
    lmao, you're still talking about this? Jesus dude, can tell I really got under your thick skin.

    Anything to say about the Cavs?
  • lhslep134
    Commander of Awesome;1731622 wrote:
    Anything to say about the Cavs?
    Yes. I have this Cavs related gem to add. Maybe you can tell me if it's actually Cavs related or not
    Commander of Awesome;1731445 wrote:Nobody does or cares. Cavs are in the fucking finals! Hope this helps.
  • lhslep134
    Cue the COA spin in 3...2....1....
  • Commander of Awesome
    Typical ishlep42nd thread shitting.

    Anyways, back on topic:

    I'm a bit disappointed by the Andy news. Would have been a huge lift for the team, esp in Cleveland when he came into the game. Even if he couldn't produce much on the court, the morale boost I think would have been nice.
  • Commander of Awesome
    This is pretty cool: http://kingjamesgospel.com/2015/05/28/president-obama-tweets-about-nba-finals-j-r-smith/
  • ernest_t_bass
    So... How bout them Cabs?