2013 Cleveland Browns Thread: RIP Chud

• cat_lover

  Fake Pat Shurmur is cracking me up. Very funny stuff.
• shook_17

  

  Well if marrone and Kelly fall through who's next? BOB is back at Penn state. They'd be crazy to at least not call arains or saban Tuesday morning
• wes_mantooth

  

  This is the first time that I am super happy that being used as leverage (like we always are). Kelly can take that gimmick offense to Philly and I am glad that they other guy is heading to the Bills.
  
  Ariens is the guy I am hoping for at this point
• Mulva

  

  Thank god the Marrone thing was untrue.
• bases_loaded

  

  Arians, Saban, or Whisenhunt....I don't think theres a wrong answer between those 3 or Kelley
• buckeyes_woowee

  I am hoping the Browns get Marc Trestman in for an interview.
• royal_k

  

  wes_mantooth;1358895 wrote:This is the first time that I am super happy that being used as leverage (like we always are). Kelly can take that gimmick offense to Philly and I am glad that they other guy is heading to the Bills.
  
  Ariens is the guy I am hoping for at this point

  Yeah I wont be upset at all over not landing Kelly.
• Pick6

  

  No thanks on Wisenhunt.
• ts1227

  

  Eagles also left Phoenix for Denver to interview Mike McCoy and then will interview Jay Gruden after that, with no answer from Kelly.
  
  A lot of opinion seems to see Kelly staying at Oregon now.
• hasbeen

  

  ts1227;1358943 wrote:Eagles also left Phoenix for Denver to interview Mike McCoy and then will interview Jay Gruden after that, with no answer from Kelly.
  
  A lot of opinion seems to see Kelly staying at Oregon now.

  
  So nobody knows anything. Gotcha.
• Pick6

  

  Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot Chip Kelly appears to be leaning toward returning to #Oregon and not to #Browns or #Eagles, source told PD, but nothing confirmed yet.
  
  Fuck Chip Kelly if true.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and execs are headed back to Browns. Sources say they will reboot coach search without Chip Kelly in the fold.
  
  Chip Kelly, **** tease
• Pick6

  

  Give me Arians, Gruden, or Saban. Will be happy with either.
• ts1227

  

  So did Kelly ever officially tell them no, or did Haslam tell him to fuck off for playing games?
• OhioStatePride2003

  Commander of Awesome;1358953 wrote:Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and execs are headed back to Browns. Sources say they will reboot coach search without Chip Kelly in the fold.
  
  Chip Kelly, **** tease

  Kelly is a douche, no doubt. Now that the circle-jerk is complete, he'll tuck his tail and head back to Oregon. Nike money > Jimmy money.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  I'd take McCoy or Mike Zimmer over Arians.
• OhioStatePride2003

  Pick6;1358958 wrote:Give me Arians, Gruden, or Saban. Will be happy with either.

  Apparently the thought of being our next head coach has landed Arians in the hospital.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ts1227;1358960 wrote:So did Kelly ever officially tell them no, or did Haslam tell him to fuck off for playing games?

  I believe we told him to fuck off.
• ts1227

  

  Arians just went to the hospital with the flu, so even if they lose today he won't be up for interviewing for a few days
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ts1227;1358969 wrote:Arians just went to the hospital with the flu, so even if they lose today he won't be up for interviewing for a few days

  Poor timing to get sick, could work out in favor of the Colts.
• said_aouita

  

  Browns say "no thanks" to Chip. Most likely that means whatever team Kelly is coaching next season goes undefeated and wins the Super Bowl.
  
  
  Who knows... Chip probably would rather keep sucking off Phil Knight. CK probably doesn't coach any NFL team.
• Ironman92

  

  Kelly's gut must not have been in going to the NFL. It's the same type of job a good bit.....but changing jobs/lifestyles can be pretty scary. I can see that side of it for sure, especially seeing how good he had it.
  
  And if he re-signs with Oregon for about $5 million more a year.......we'll yeah, teasing douche fucker.
  
  He definitely exerts the slimy quality.
• shook_17

  

  Commander of Awesome;1358967 wrote:I believe we told him to **** off.

  Yeah the way the reporting it Haslam pretty much said fuck off, you had your opportunity now its gone. Like i said earlier mine as well wait til Tuesday to call Saban and see if he is interested.
• KR1245

  

  All this was to get more money from Oregon
• LJ

  

  Ironman92;1358974 wrote:
  He definitely exerts the slimy quality.

  How would you know, you aren't an Oregon Insider