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Would You ________ For $5,000,000?

  • SnotBubbles
    I saw a post on Facebook and thought this might be a fun twist to "who's on top." Post a "Would you _________ for $5,000,000" question. Next person answers and asks their own question.

    Let's see how low your standards really are. Haha.

    I'll start with the question I saw that masterminded this thread:



    Would you shoot up with heroin (one time) for $5,000,000?
  • 4cards
    SnotBubbles;1843322 wrote:I saw a post on Facebook and thought this might be a fun twist to "who's on top." Post a "Would you _________ for $5,000,000" question. Next person answers and asks their own question.

    Let's see how low your standards really are. Haha.

    I'll start with the question I saw that masterminded this thread:



    Would you shoot up with heroin (one time) for $5,000,000?
    no,wouldn't shoot up.

    would you bang one of your siblings spouses for 5,000,000?
  • mcburg93
    Yes to all the above.

    Would you drink your own urine for 5,000,0000?
  • Automatik
    Dude, I'd drink my own piss for 1k.


    Would you cut off a thumb for 5,000,0000?
  • QuakerOats
    At my age; yes.


    Would you move to Haiti for 5 years for $5,000,000.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Absolutely, $5m goes a long way in Hati.

    Would you live like a homeless person for a yr for $5M?
  • like_that
    Commander of Awesome;1843334 wrote:Absolutely, $5m goes a long way in Hati.

    Would you live like a homeless person for a yr for $5M?
    No.


    Would you live on an island by yourself with no contact with anybody for a full year for $5M?
  • BRF
    mcburg93;1843328 wrote:
    Would you drink your own urine for 5,000,0000?
    Ha ha! I'm with Automatic on this. Piece of cake.

    It's your own urine.


    Following the Snot rules:

    I believe that I WOULD live on an island for a year for $5 million.



    Would you go so crazy on your family that they would be forced to put you in a psych ward for 5 years?

    $1 million/year
  • Belly35
    Not a big deal .... I make friends easy

    would you wear a eye patch the rest of your life for 5m?

    note: ever drunk always thinks he can kick the ass of the Pirate...
  • Spock
    Belly35;1843338 wrote:Not a big deal .... I make friends easy

    would you wear a eye patch the rest of your life for 5m?

    yes

    Would you go without the internet for 10 years for $5 million?

    BTW......I would do all the above for the money
  • SnotBubbles
    Spock;1843341 wrote:yes

    Would you go without the internet for 10 years for $5 million?

    BTW......I would do all the above for the money
    yes

    let a well hung pornstar bang your S/O in front of you for $5mil?
  • Spock
    SnotBubbles;1843350 wrote:yes

    let a well hung pornstar bang your S/O in front of you for $5mil?
    Woody?
  • Bio-Hazzzzard


    Would you spend eternity in wedlock with this precious gem for $1,000,000 per year until death do you part?
  • mcburg93
    Bio-Hazzzzard;1843371 wrote:

    Would you spend eternity in wedlock with this precious gem for $1,000,000 per year until death do you part?
    Absolutely, I can buy hookers with the million a year.

    Would you bang your sister for 5,000,000?
  • Ironman92
    mcburg93;1843374 wrote:Absolutely, I can buy hookers with the million a year.

    Would you bang your sister for 5,000,000?
    No (also no $ sign possibly making it null and void"

    Would you guarantee death at age 60 for $5,000,000?
  • Sonofanump
    This wicked, so far, I'd only drink my own urine
  • SnotBubbles
    Ironman92;1843380 wrote:No (also no $ sign possibly making it null and void"

    Would you guarantee death at age 60 for $5,000,000?
    One of first ones I'd say no to.

    would you shoot a complete stranger in the face (you don't pick), with the promise you wouldn't get in any trouble for $5mil?
  • SnotBubbles
    I wouldn't bang my sister either, fwiw
  • Ironman92
    SnotBubbles;1843401 wrote:One of first ones I'd say no to.

    would you shoot a complete stranger in the face (you don't pick), with the promise you wouldn't get in any trouble for $5mil?
    No.

    Would you only drink Diet Pepsi the rest of your life for $5,000,000?
  • justincredible
    Ironman92;1843412 wrote:No.

    Would you only drink Diet Pepsi the rest of your life for $5,000,000?
    No beer or whiskey? Life wouldn't be worth living, so no.

    In response to Snot, I would not shoot a stranger either, even if there were no repercussions, legally.

    Would you work a job you absolutely hated, but couldn't retire until you were 65? You'd be miserable for 8 hours a day, but you wouldn't have to bring work home with you so your remaining hours could be as enjoyable as you wanted.
  • justincredible
    Also, please try to keep these at least semi-clean. Nothing so far has been too bad, but this could turn out to be an interested thread and I don't want google sending me an email complaining about it.
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1843416 wrote:No beer or whiskey? Life wouldn't be worth living, so no.

    In response to Snot, I would not shoot a stranger either, even if there were no repercussions, legally.

    Would you work a job you absolutely hated, but couldn't retire until you were 65? You'd be miserable for 8 hours a day, but you wouldn't have to bring work home with you so your remaining hours could be as enjoyable as you wanted.


    I do it now, so why not do it for $5mil? Yes, I'm in. Haha

    Would you cast your feet in a 2x2 chunk of concrete for 1 year for $5mil? You can still get around, it just would be really heavy. After 1 year, you're free.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;1843417 wrote:Also, please try to keep these at least semi-clean. Nothing so far has been too bad, but this could turn out to be an interested thread and I don't want google sending me an email complaining about it.
    Would you break Justin's request for $5mm? I'm not sure I would.
  • jmog
    SnotBubbles;1843418 wrote:I do it now, so why not do it for $5mil? Yes, I'm in. Haha

    Would you cast your feet in a 2x2 chunk of concrete for 1 year for $5mil? You can still get around, it just would be really heavy. After 1 year, you're free.
    In theoretical concrete that wouldn't eventually kill you from the chemical burns/leeching into your skin? If it was this theoretical concrete yes, I would do it. Actual concrete will kill you from the alkaline compounds burning/leeching into your system, eventually into your blood changing your blood pH until you can't survive it anymore.

    Would you sleep with your S/O's closest relative (sister in law, brother in law, mother in law, etc) knowing full well your S/O would find out, divorce you, and get half...
  • ernest_t_bass
    jmog;1843424 wrote:In theoretical concrete that wouldn't eventually kill you from the chemical burns/leeching into your skin? If it was this theoretical concrete yes, I would do it. Actual concrete will kill you from the alkaline compounds burning/leeching into your system, eventually into your blood changing your blood pH until you can't survive it anymore.
    I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.