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Would You ________ For $5,000,000?

  • Ironman92
    SportsAndLady;1845538 wrote:Buy season tickets to your local WNBA team and go to every home game for the rest of your life for $5M
    Yeah, not that many per season and who knows when the WNBA will fold
  • ernest_t_bass
    Ironman92;1845540 wrote:Yeah, not that many per season and who knows when the WNBA will fold
    But, but, but... equality. It doesn't matter that they don't make any money at the gate. They deserve big arenas and huge contracts too, you know, because womynz
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;1845567 wrote:But, but, but... equality. It doesn't matter that they don't make any money at the gate. They deserve big arenas and huge contracts too, you know, because womynz
    Do WNBA players actually bitch about that? I think they are pretty aware that their league is an expensive PR stunt for the NBA. That's why they go to Europe and play as well.
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;1845568 wrote:Do WNBA players actually bitch about that? I think they are pretty aware that their league is an expensive PR stunt for the NBA. That's why they go to Europe and play as well.
    Consider a statement that blankets all female "pros" who think they deserve more than what the market dictates, for the sole reason men make more... based on what the market actually dictates
  • Spock
    Would you marry a very large fat chick and stay with her for 3 years?
  • BRF
    I have a friend who played two years with the Rockers. She was a star at Ohio State and her senior year she won the national 3 point shooting championship, defeating the male champ.

    She made $15,000 per season with room and board on road trips paid for.

    Then she got a teaching job. Which paid more.
  • FatHobbit
    Spock;1845623 wrote:Would you marry a very large fat chick and stay with her for 3 years?
    Assuming I was not married, assuming I got to pick the fat chick so she wasn't also a complete bitch and assuming she would get half after we got divorced, I would still spend 3 years with a fat chick for $2.5 million.

    Would you age 5 years for $5 million?
  • O-Trap
    FatHobbit;1846088 wrote:Assuming I was not married, assuming I got to pick the fat chick so she wasn't also a complete bitch and assuming she would get half after we got divorced, I would still spend 3 years with a fat chick for $2.5 million.

    Would you age 5 years for $5 million?
    I would age 15 years for $5 million, so definitely.

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    Suppose you're sitting in a room, at a table with a box on it. On top of the box is a big, red button. You're told that each time the button is pressed, it causes a different person pain ... someone you don't know, will never know, and who will never know you. The pain can be anywhere from the level you get from a hangnail to the level that will cause someone to die.

    Do you push the button 12 times for $5 million?
  • Spock
    O-Trap;1846191 wrote:I would age 15 years for $5 million, so definitely.

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    Suppose you're sitting in a room, at a table with a box on it. On top of the box is a big, red button. You're told that each time the button is pressed, it causes a different person pain ... someone you don't know, will never know, and who will never know you. The pain can be anywhere from the level you get from a hangnail to the level that will cause someone to die.

    Do you push the button 12 times for $5 million?
    yes

    Would you rob a bank for $5 million?
  • O-Trap
    Spock;1846203 wrote:yes

    Would you rob a bank for $5 million?
    You frighten me a little bit.

    And no. I wouldn't. Grew up with bankers, and the level of organization you need to not get caught these days would not be worth the risk.
  • O-Trap
    O-Trap;1846266 wrote:You frighten me a little bit.

    And no. I wouldn't. Grew up with bankers, and the level of organization you need to not get caught these days would not be worth the risk.
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    Would you cut open a serial murderer's midsection and pull his innards out until he died for $5MM?
  • Commander of Awesome
    O-Trap;1846267 wrote:----------------------

    Would you cut open a serial murderer's midsection and pull his innards out until he died for $5MM?
    No.

    Would you root/cheer for a fat serial rapist for $5 M?
  • Spock
    Commander of Awesome;1846270 wrote:No.

    Would you root/cheer for a fat serial rapist for $5 M?
    Nope.

    Would you dare Casey Anthony for $5mil?
  • ernest_t_bass
    Spock;1846281 wrote:Nope.

    Would you dare Casey Anthony for $5mil?
    What does this even mean?
  • O-Trap
    I think he's asking what it would mean to "dare" her.
  • Spock
    sorry, date.
  • mcburg93
    Spock;1846281 wrote:Nope.

    Would you dare Casey Anthony for $5mil?

    Yes

    Would you try heroine for 5 million?

    This is getting harder to come up with things. I cant remember if we have went this route or not.
  • Spock
    mcburg93;1846372 wrote:Yes

    Would you try heroine for 5 million?

    This is getting harder to come up with things. I cant remember if we have went this route or not.
    This one is already been asked.

    Would you hit your friend with your car at 30mph?
  • Ironman92
    Spock;1846414 wrote:This one is already been asked.

    Would you hit your friend with your car at 30mph?
    No

    Would you do all the work for your least favorite person at your workplace for 1 year (plus your work duties) for $5,000,000 and then 1 year from the ending of that year you'd have to give that least favorite person $4,000,000?
  • Commander of Awesome
    Ironman92;1846416 wrote:No

    Would you do all the work for your least favorite person at your workplace for 1 year (plus your work duties) for $5,000,000 and then 1 year from the ending of that year you'd have to give that least favorite person $4,000,000?
    So I deal with a fuck for 2 yrs for me to get $1M and they get $4M for being a fuck? lol, fuck nah man.

    Would you tell someone that you hold dear to GO FUCK THEMSELVES, and that you never loved them to their face (can't take it back or explain) for $5M?
  • O-Trap
    Commander of Awesome;1846479 wrote:So I deal with a fuck for 2 yrs for me to get $1M and they get $4M for being a fuck? lol, fuck nah man.

    Would you tell someone that you hold dear to GO FUCK THEMSELVES, and that you never loved them to their face (can't take it back or explain) for $5M?
    Nope. Not someone I hold dear.

    Would you give up your ability to taste for the rest of your life for $5 million?
  • gut
    O-Trap;1846481 wrote: Would you give up your ability to taste for the rest of your life for $5 million?
    Hell no.

    Would you stare at a blank wall - no music, no human interaction...just staring at a blank wall - for 8 hours a day for 30 years for $5M?
  • Spock
    gut;1846486 wrote:Hell no.

    Would you stare at a blank wall - no music, no human interaction...just staring at a blank wall - for 8 hours a day for 30 years for $5M?
    i would say that this would be easy but you would go utterly insane and never get your money.

    Would you get maced in the face every day for a year.
  • 4cards
    Spock;1846490 wrote:i would say that this would be easy but you would go utterly insane and never get your money.

    Would you get maced in the face every day for a year.
    ...probably not.
    You have heard the expression "death by a thousand cuts", would you cut yourself everyday for a year (minimum of 1 inch) for $ 5mil?