Would You ________ For $5,000,000?
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gut$5M buys a lot of viagara
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mcburg93
I was assuming when he said "severe" that your shit just did not work and would not work. Ten years is to long for that.gut;1844264 wrote:$5M buys a lot of viagara -
Spock
This. No boners.mcburg93;1844272 wrote:I was assuming when he said "severe" that your shit just did not work and would not work. Ten years is to long for that. -
Spock
Yes. I might make them to it for $5 milmcburg93;1844263 wrote:No
Physically kill one of your kids favorite pets with a knife in front of your kids? Is it worth 5 mill? -
gut
But how much is it going to cost you to pay guys not to rape you when you go to prison for severe animal cruelty?Spock;1844276 wrote:Yes. I might make them to it for $5 mil -
O-Trap
The wife (who was a kindergarten teacher) agrees with you. That sounds awful.Ironman92;1844112 wrote:It's not far off....just triple the number of IEP's and kids affected by drugs
No.mcburg93;1844263 wrote:No
Physically kill one of your kids favorite pets with a knife in front of your kids? Is it worth 5 mill?
Would you fulfill a contracted hit on an innocent mother of two small children for $5MM? -
GOONx19
Obviously no. This one is stupid.O-Trap;1844352 wrote:The wife (who was a kindergarten teacher) agrees with you. That sounds awful.
No.
Would you fulfill a contracted hit on an innocent mother of two small children for $5MM?
Would you work in your current job for 10-12 hours/day for 2 years with no days off? I personally don't think I could make it. -
Heretic
We're talking CC. That's his repressed dream come true.gut;1844295 wrote:But how much is it going to cost you to pay guys not to rape you when you go to prison for severe animal cruelty? -
4cards
...innocent? No.O-Trap;1844352 wrote:The wife (who was a kindergarten teacher) agrees with you. That sounds awful.
No.
Would you fulfill a contracted hit on an innocent mother of two small children for $5MM?
...would you do an internet porn movie for $ 5mil knowing that your family and everyone you know would see and might sever all those relationships? -
SnotBubbles
Yes. It wouldn't be fun, but it would be worth it in the end.GOONx19;1844363 wrote:Would you work in your current job for 10-12 hours/day for 2 years with no days off? I personally don't think I could make it.
I can buy a new family for $5 million. Yes.4cards;1844365 wrote:...would you do an internet porn movie for $ 5mil knowing that your family and everyone you know would see and might sever all those relationships?
There is a bowl of 10,000 M&M's. 10 of them have poison that would kill you instantly after consuming. The other 9,990 are fine. Would you pick out and eat 1 M&M for $5 million? -
O-Trap
In a heartbeat.SnotBubbles;1844367 wrote:There is a bowl of 10,000 M&M's. 10 of them have poison that would kill you instantly after consuming. The other 9,990 are fine. Would you pick out and eat 1 M&M for $5 million?
$5 million: Would you take a syringe that was handed to you, with the only explanation being that it wouldn't kill you, and shoot up whatever was in it? -
justincredible
Yes. The odds are good on this one.SnotBubbles;1844367 wrote:
There is a bowl of 10,000 M&M's. 10 of them have poison that would kill you instantly after consuming. The other 9,990 are fine. Would you pick out and eat 1 M&M for $5 million?
I know it won't kill me, but I don't know it won't disable me. No. If there was a guarantee of no long-term side effects, then yes.O-Trap;1844380 wrote: $5 million: Would you take a syringe that was handed to you, with the only explanation being that it wouldn't kill you, and shoot up whatever was in it?
Revisiting the M&M question. There are 10,000 of them but 100 are poison. -
O-Trap
I mean, there are hit men out there who kill "innocent" (as far as they know) people for $15K. Doesn't seem like a stretch for $5MM.GOONx19;1844363 wrote:Obviously no. This one is stupid.
Though maybe admitting it on the Internet isn't something people would do.
Still yes, but I'd be more nervous. 1% is still a long-shot, but hell, with 100 of them, it seems more likely there could be a couple resting on the surface of the bowl of them.justincredible;1844384 wrote:Revisiting the M&M question. There are 10,000 of them but 100 are poison.
Would you fly to Thailand by yourself with nothing but the clothes on your back (nothing in your pockets/wallet/cell phone/etc.) and spend a month in Bangkok if you got $5MM once you figured out how to get back to the US? -
like_that
Yup, go straight to the embassy.O-Trap;1844389 wrote:I mean, there are hit men out there who kill "innocent" (as far as they know) people for $15K. Doesn't seem like a stretch for $5MM.
Though maybe admitting it on the Internet isn't something people would do.
Still yes, but I'd be more nervous. 1% is still a long-shot, but hell, with 100 of them, it seems more likely there could be a couple resting on the surface of the bowl of them.
Would you fly to Thailand by yourself with nothing but the clothes on your back (nothing in your pockets/wallet/cell phone/etc.) and spend a month in Bangkok if you got $5MM once you figured out how to get back to the US?
Would you be somebody's slave for a year for $5MM? -
gut
Hell no.like_that;1844396 wrote: Would you be somebody's slave for a year for $5MM?
For $5M, would you liquifiy all your food or be fed intravenously for a year? You cannot eat a single bit of solid food. -
mcburg93
No
Would you leave your wife/significant other with out saying anything to details why you left. Just left never saying a word to anyone for 5 million. -
ernest_t_bass
I'd do it for free if it weren't for the children.mcburg93;1844399 wrote:No
Would you leave your wife/significant other with out saying anything to details why you left. Just left never saying a word to anyone for 5 million. -
ernest_t_bass
Nice answer, Gut.like_that;1844396 wrote:Yup, go straight to the embassy. -
ernest_t_bass
Call me an idiot (go on, go ahead)... but can you share with me (being serious) why this is so risky? We have an exchange student from Bangkok.O-Trap;1844389 wrote:Would you fly to Thailand by yourself with nothing but the clothes on your back (nothing in your pockets/wallet/cell phone/etc.) and spend a month in Bangkok if you got $5MM once you figured out how to get back to the US? -
gut
Yes, yes it was.ernest_t_bass;1844419 wrote:Nice answer, Gut. -
like_that
It's a realistic answer. There were no other stipulations to his hypothetical.ernest_t_bass;1844419 wrote:Nice answer, Gut.
The embassy will be able to resolve 90% of the issues and then you're looking at a month vacation in Thailand (where the exchange is heavily in your favor) before winning 5 million. -
O-Trap
Ouch.ernest_t_bass;1844418 wrote:I'd do it for free if it weren't for the children.
I was mostly just going for "major city where you don't speak the language."ernest_t_bass;1844420 wrote:Call me an idiot (go on, go ahead)... but can you share with me (being serious) why this is so risky? We have an exchange student from Bangkok. -
O-Trap
This assumes you know right where to go (you have no map, and I assume you don't speak Thai).like_that;1844396 wrote:Yup, go straight to the embassy.
This assumes you have an easy way to garner transportation (no wallet, remember?).
This assumes they let you, a random stranger with no identification, into the embassy ... something they're not obligated to do even if they know who you are.
Still feeling good about it? -
gutO-Trap;1844453 wrote:This assumes you know right where to go (you have no map, and I assume you don't speak Thai).
This assumes you have an easy way to garner transportation (no wallet, remember?).
This assumes they let you, a random stranger with no identification, into the embassy ... something they're not obligated to do even if they know who you are.
Still feeling good about it?
I doubt it would be hard to find someone who speaks enough English to help you.
And the Embassy is there, in part, for people who've lost or had their papers stolen. Someone who speaks fluent English and looks American? I'll take my chances. -
O-Trap
You're right. I suppose I should have picked a better city. I wanted to confirm that it was, in fact, easy, so I just talked to a good friend who lives there. He confirmed that it's really easy, but that the accent you'll get will sound like comic book Chinese.gut;1844454 wrote:I doubt it would be hard to find someone who speaks enough English to help you.
And the Embassy is there, in part, for people who've lost or had their papers stolen. Someone who speaks fluent English and looks American? I'll take my chances.