Would You ________ For $5,000,000?

• ernest_t_bass

  

  jmog;1843424 wrote:Would you sleep with your S/O's closest relative (sister in law, brother in law, mother in law, etc) knowing full well your S/O would find out, divorce you, and get half...

  No, probably not. A lot more emotional and mental damage to the family/kids. Not worth it.
  
  Would you cut your d*ck off for $5mm?
• SnotBubbles

  

  ernest_t_bass;1843427 wrote:No, probably not. A lot more emotional and mental damage to the family/kids. Not worth it.
  
  Would you cut your d*ck off for $5mm?

  
  
  Yes.
  
  Would you let a black dude sleep with your sister for $5mil?
• justincredible

  

  
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1843429 wrote:Yes.
  
  Would you let a black dude sleep with your sister for $5mil?

  Yes. Why would it matter if he's black?
  
  Would you guarantee that your favorite team would lose to their biggest rival for the rest of your life?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  FatHobbit;1843432 wrote:Yes. Why would it matter if he's black?
  
  Would you guarantee that your favorite team would lose to their biggest rival for the rest of your life?

  For $5mm? Absolutely. Why do I care if a sports team wins or loses, if I get $$$?
  
  Would eat a ham sandwich for $5mm?
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;1843432 wrote:Yes. Why would it matter if he's black?

  
  
  It was a joke. Where have you been the last 5 years that you don't understand why I asked that?
• justincredible

  

  ernest_t_bass;1843433 wrote:For $5mm? Absolutely. Why do I care if a sports team wins or loses, if I get $$$?
  
  Would eat a ham sandwich for $5mm?

  I would eat 2 ham sandwiches for $5mil.
  
  Would you never attend another live sporting event at any level, including your kids, for $5mil?
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1843435 wrote:It was a joke. Where have you been the last 5 years that you don't understand why I asked that?

  Lol I got it. I was just moving along.
  
  Would you swim across a crocodile infested river?
  
  http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/jumping-in-to-jaws-of-death-for-a-dare/news-story/60eceb10f299f8dc7d85798b35d36c1d
• 4cards

  

  justincredible;1843437 wrote:I would eat 2 ham sandwiches for $5mil.
  
  Would you never attend another live sporting event at any level, including your kids, for $5mil?

  Yes,.
  
  Would you do without your personal vehicle or mass transportation for an entire year to get to work for $ 5mil? (doesn't count if you work from your house)
• 4cards

  

  FatHobbit;1843438 wrote:Lol I got it. I was just moving along.
  
  Would you swim across a crocodile infested river?
  
  http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/jumping-in-to-jaws-of-death-for-a-dare/news-story/60eceb10f299f8dc7d85798b35d36c1d

  ...for $ 5MIL, I'd take my chances with the crocodile's
  
  would you fuck someone else right in front of your spouse/SO for $ 5MIL with the possibility that your spouse/SO might blow your brains out?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  4cards;1843453 wrote:...for $ 5MIL, I'd take my chances with the crocodile's
  
  would you fuck someone else right in front of your spouse/SO for $ 5MIL with the possibility that your spouse/SO might blow your brains out?

  No. Not b/c of the last part.
  
  Would you shoot yourself in the foot with a 12-gauge for $5mm?
• justincredible

  

  9mm? Sure. Twelve-guage? I don't think so.
  
  Would you fully give up your privacy, meaning everything you ever did was published on a website that people could filter through? A transcript of every conversation you ever have, every text you ever send, every web search or website you ever visit, all out in the open.
• Dr Winston O'Boogie

  

  justincredible;1843461 wrote:9mm? Sure. Twelve-guage? I don't think so.
  
  Would you fully give up your privacy, meaning everything you ever did was published on a website that people could filter through? A transcript of every conversation you ever have, every text you ever send, every web search or website you ever visit, all out in the open.

  No. If I'm going to get $5MM, I need to have someone to enjoy it with. If all this was out there, no one would like me.
  
  Would you move to another developed country like in western Europe, Australia, etc with the condition that you could never come back to the US again? You could take anyone you want with you, provided that they agree to the same - anyone in your party that comes back means you give up the reward.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Dr Winston O'Boogie;1843471 wrote:No. If I'm going to get $5MM, I need to have someone to enjoy it with. If all this was out there, no one would like me.
  
  Would you move to another developed country like in western Europe, Australia, etc with the condition that you could never come back to the US again? You could take anyone you want with you, provided that they agree to the same - anyone in your party that comes back means you give up the reward.

  Where do I sign up?
  
  Would you swim the waters of seal island (southern Africa) for 5 minutes for $5mm?
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ernest_t_bass;1843479 wrote:Where do I sign up?
  
  Would you swim the waters of seal island (southern Africa) for 5 minutes for $5mm?

  Nope.
  
  Would you gain 100lbs due to poor diet and have to stay in that state for an entire year for $5M?
  
  IE: You weigh 200 lbs, you have to gain 100lbs to 300 lbs (You're 300 lbs you have to get to 400, etc...) due to poor diet and lack of exercise and maintain that way for an entire year.
• Ironman92

  

  Commander of Awesome;1843483 wrote:Nope.
  
  Would you gain 100lbs due to poor diet and have to stay in that state for an entire year for $5M?
  
  IE: You weigh 200 lbs, you have to gain 100lbs to 300 lbs (You're 300 lbs you have to get to 400, etc...) due to poor diet and lack of exercise and maintain that way for an entire year.

  Ugh...that's a decent one. At my age (42) I'd be damn afraid of a heart attack killing he.
  
  If I was 25-35 I'd do it.
• O-Trap

  

  Commander of Awesome;1843483 wrote:Nope.
  
  Would you gain 100lbs due to poor diet and have to stay in that state for an entire year for $5M?
  
  IE: You weigh 200 lbs, you have to gain 100lbs to 300 lbs (You're 300 lbs you have to get to 400, etc...) due to poor diet and lack of exercise and maintain that way for an entire year.

  No. If I gained 100 pounds, I'd probably die, and I'm in Ironman's range for when he would do it.
  
  Would you twist your own ankle until you broke it for $5,000,000?
• mcburg93

  

  O-Trap;1843489 wrote:No. If I gained 100 pounds, I'd probably die, and I'm in Ironman's range for when he would do it.
  
  Would you twist your own ankle until you broke it for $5,000,000?

  
  Yes I would.
  
  Would you watch your mother and father have sex for 5 mill?
• Spock

  

  I am still doing most of these....wouldn't shoot anyone or bang my sister.
  
  I would twist and break my ankle for sure.
  
  Would you lose the eye sight in one eye and hearing in one ear?
• like_that

  

  I don't believe most of you all saying "yes" to some of these questions. On the surface it might not sound bad, but when you legitimately think about some of the things you have to do for $5M it is not worth it.
  
  -Twisting your ankle until it breaks: Unless you're fucked in the head, I have a hard time believing that your brain would even allow it, unless you were in survival mode. I guess we did have some fucked up people on this site though...
  
  -Being isolated on an island: Also sounds easy right? Nope. You are going an entire year without any connection to anybody nor have an idea of what is going on in the world. That is how people go insane.
  
  -Living like a homeless person for a year: LOL I doubt anyone here could do it for a week let alone a year. Just think about staying on the streets when it is at single digit degrees. Now think about a blizzard.
  
  -Gain 100 lbs: A lot of you guys are fat and unhealthy to begin with, so I guess I can see that.
  
  Anyway, to answer CC's question, no.
  
  Would you all do this for a year for $5M? http://nextshark.com/drew-iwanicki-nasa-study/
• Sonofanump

  Still only pissing in my mouth for 5$M
• SportsAndLady

  

  mcburg93;1843508 wrote:Yes I would.
  
  Would you watch your mother and father have sex for 5 mill?

  That's such an awful question. Everyone is going to do that. Come on!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Sonofanump;1843532 wrote:Still only pissing in my mouth for 5$M

  What is "5 dollars M"?
• justincredible

  

  like_that;1843514 wrote:I don't believe most of you all saying "yes" to some of these questions. On the surface it might not sound bad, but when you legitimately think about some of the things you have to do for $5M it is not worth it.
  
  -Twisting your ankle until it breaks: Unless you're fucked in the head, I have a hard time believing that your brain would even allow it, unless you were in survival mode. I guess we did have some fucked up people on this site though...
  
  -Being isolated on an island: Also sounds easy right? Nope. You are going an entire year without any connection to anybody nor have an idea of what is going on in the world. That is how people go insane.
  
  -Living like a homeless person for a year: LOL I doubt anyone here could do it for a week let alone a year. Just think about staying on the streets when it is at single digit degrees. Now think about a blizzard.
  
  -Gain 100 lbs: A lot of you guys are fat and unhealthy to begin with, so I guess I can see that.

  I mostly agree with this, but I'm pretty sure I could handle a year alone on an island for $5mil. I wouldn't want to go much longer than that, but I'm a big fan of my alone time so I think I could power through for a year. I could get a lot of reading done in that time.
• Bio-Hazzzzard

  

  mcburg93;1843374 wrote:Absolutely, I can buy hookers with the million a year.
  
  Would you bang your sister for 5,000,000?

  Don't have any sisters, so no.