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Would You ________ For $5,000,000?

  • SportsAndLady
    mcburg93;1844699 wrote:Yes

    Drink someone else's vomit for 5 million
    Uhh yeah.

    I'd drink almost anything one time for five fucking million dollars.

    Would you have explosive diahhrea twice a day for the next 5 years for $5M?
  • like_that
    SportsAndLady;1844703 wrote:Uhh yeah.

    I'd drink almost anything one time for five fucking million dollars.

    Would you have explosive diahhrea twice a day for the next 5 years for $5M?
    Just went thru Montezuma's revenge about a month ago. One week was enough, I don't think I could make it thru a year.


    Would you go blind/deaf/mute (pick one) for a year for $5MM?
  • BRF
    SportsAndLady;1844703 wrote:Uhh yeah.

    I'd drink almost anything one time for five fucking million dollars.
    I thought that, too. I was just hanging back and waiting for someone else to take that baton.

    Uhh yeah.
  • FatHobbit
    like_that;1844705 wrote:Just went thru Montezuma's revenge about a month ago. One week was enough, I don't think I could make it thru a year.


    Would you go blind/deaf/mute (pick one) for a year for $5MM?
    Hell yes. I can't decide between mute and write everything on a whiteboard, or deaf so I can't hear my wife and she gets to use the whiteboard. Definitely not blind.

    Would you have a permanent sex change?
  • Ironman92
    like_that;1844705 wrote:Just went thru Montezuma's revenge about a month ago. One week was enough, I don't think I could make it thru a year.


    Would you go blind/deaf/mute (pick one) for a year for $5MM?
    I would do deaf or mute....prefer mute over deaf though
  • SportsAndLady
    FatHobbit;1844717 wrote:Hell yes. I can't decide between mute and write everything on a whiteboard, or deaf so I can't hear my wife and she gets to use the whiteboard. Definitely not blind.

    Would you have a permanent sex change?
    No lol

    Go to federal pound you in the ass prison for 1 year?
  • QuakerOats
    Ironman92;1844718 wrote:I would do deaf or mute....prefer mute over deaf though

    Agreed .....mute would be fine
  • justincredible
    SportsAndLady;1844719 wrote:No lol

    Go to federal pound you in the ass prison for 1 year?
    Negative. I'm too pretty for jail. But seriously, I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth that experience.

    I could definitely go mute for a year for $5m, that would be a breeze. I don't really like talking to people anyway. I could do blind or deaf for a year, but it wouldn't be easy and I probably wouldn't want to do it any longer than that.

    Would you forego your favorite hobby/pastime for the rest of your life for $5mil?
  • Commander of Awesome
    justincredible;1844765 wrote:Negative. I'm too pretty for jail. But seriously, I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth that experience.

    I could definitely go mute for a year for $5m, that would be a breeze. I don't really like talking to people anyway. I could do blind or deaf for a year, but it wouldn't be easy and I probably wouldn't want to do it any longer than that.

    Would you forego your favorite hobby/pastime for the rest of your life for $5mil?
    Maybe, My hobbies have changed over the years. Probably not though.



    Have an open relationship with your partner, but only they could have multiple partners. You can only have sex with them, and not participate in their endeavors.
  • 4cards
    Commander of Awesome;1844767 wrote:Maybe, My hobbies have changed over the years. Probably not though.



    Have an open relationship with your partner, but only they could have multiple partners. You can only have sex with them, and not participate in their endeavors.
    ...for just a year for $ 5mil???...hell ya! I'd get rid of my partner that's been all fucked out and buy a fresh one!


    ...drink nothing buy sugar soda drinks like Coke for a year ( NO water/coffee/ juices/ energy drinks etc...)
  • O-Trap
    4cards;1844793 wrote:...drink nothing buy sugar soda drinks like Coke for a year ( NO water/coffee/ juices/ energy drinks etc...)
    Yes, but my eating habits would have to involve a LOT more food that contains a lot of water, and I'd be brushing my teeth like a motherfucker.

    SIDE NOTE: What this thread has really shown me is that a lot of us are kinda fucked up.

    Would you spend a year having to have buttsex with a dude at least once a month (you can be the pitcher or catcher ... doesn't matter)?
  • Fab4Runner
    O-Trap;1844800 wrote:Yes, but my eating habits would have to involve a LOT more food that contains a lot of water, and I'd be brushing my teeth like a motherfucker.

    SIDE NOTE: What this thread has really shown me is that a lot of us are kinda fucked up.

    Would you spend a year having to have buttsex with a dude at least once a month (you can be the pitcher or catcher ... doesn't matter)?
    I would, lol.

    I have no question for ya'll, though.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Fab4Runner;1844803 wrote:I would, lol.

    I have no question for ya'll, though.
    BOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Fab4Runner
    Commander of Awesome;1844804 wrote:BOOOOOO!!!!!!
    I'm brainstorming. But I wanted to get to the last one before all you dudes.
  • FatHobbit
    Fab4Runner;1844806 wrote:I'm brainstorming. But I wanted to get to the last one before all you dudes.
    Would you be the pitcher or the catcher?
  • Fab4Runner
    FatHobbit;1844808 wrote:Would you be the pitcher or the catcher?
    Either for $5mm.
  • ernest_t_bass
    O-Trap;1844800 wrote:Would you spend a year having to have buttsex with a dude at least once a month (you can be the pitcher or catcher ... doesn't matter)?
    Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

    Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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    Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
  • SportsAndLady
    ernest_t_bass;1844814 wrote:Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

    Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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    Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
    Can I get a BJ?
  • Commander of Awesome
    SportsAndLady;1844821 wrote:Can I get a BJ?
    Depends on snot's mood that day.



    lololololololololololololololololololol
  • O-Trap
    Fab4Runner;1844803 wrote:I would, lol.

    I have no question for ya'll, though.
    Sonofabitch! :D
    ernest_t_bass;1844814 wrote:Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

    Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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    Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
    Sexual intercourse is pretty specific, so ... sure.

    Would you CONFESS TO (you don't actually have to do it) having sex with an animal and never recant for the rest of your life for $5 million?
  • ernest_t_bass
    I don't know what's more fucked up on this thread. People's answer, or these goddamn questions.
  • like_that
    I'll up the ante on my handicap hypothetical since everyone was ok with being mute.

    Mute/deaf/blind/amputated arm or leg. You get 5MM for each handicap you choose. Your arms or legs would grow back (yes gut, we know this is impossible). Whatever you pick you have it for 2 years. How much are you making?
  • BRF
    O-Trap;1844838 wrote:
    Would you CONFESS TO (you don't actually have to do it) having sex with an animal and never recant for the rest of your life for $5 million?
    Ha ha ha!

    For 5 million all you have to do is say like "yeah, I boned a cow"

    And I'm going to claim the Fab4 response and pass the baton.
  • Ironman92
    ernest_t_bass;1844814 wrote:Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

    Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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    Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
    Yep...accrued money or "other ways"
  • Ironman92
    like_that;1844846 wrote:I'll up the ante on my handicap hypothetical since everyone was ok with being mute.

    Mute/deaf/blind/amputated arm or leg. You get 5MM for each handicap you choose. Your arms or legs would grow back (yes gut, we know this is impossible). Whatever you pick you have it for 2 years. How much are you making?
    This just made me lol

    Two years mute...$5 million

    I gotta have arms and legs