From atheist to believer....from believer to atheist

• sleeper

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1158270 wrote:The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!

  Do me next!
• I Wear Pants

  DeadliestWarrior34;1158270 wrote:The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!

  I'm quite interested to learn where this copypasta is coming from. Truly outstanding work.
  
  I don't think it's the same place that I used for that insult thread I had like two years ago.
• hoops23

  

  I Wear Pants;1158280 wrote:I'm quite interested to learn where this copypasta is coming from. Truly outstanding work.
  
  I don't think it's the same place that I used for that insult thread I had like two years ago.

  
• Pick6

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1158190 wrote:Are you aware that you are just about as annoying and clingy as the dingleberry hanging on my ass hairs? Your incoherent babble makes me want to stick my cock in your mouth to make you shut-up. You think your lame and belittling jokes will help you gain admittance from your online peers? You are unoriginal and a little 16 year old punk probably who is pasty white with no friends. When you were busy swimming in your dad's weiner, I was out working in the hot sun placing fences, digging ditches, and working harder than you could ever imagine. I've experience life and it was not fucking easy. You have no idea what a real person is, considering you've been eating fucking bananas behind the protection of your computer you gay ass mofo. You're a pathetic bloodfart who thinks he's some e-tough guy. Try being a bit more creative and MAYBE you will be taken seriously.

  I dont think God would like your choice of words.
• I Wear Pants

  DeadliestWarrior has recently made a number of people very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state objectively that there are destructive bourgeoisie in our midst. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean DeadliestWarrior personally for his beliefs or worldviews. But I do think that I must increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. In closing, although this letter has been lengthy there are still a large number of comments about DeadliestWarrior that I have had to leave aside. I didn't even begin to mention, for instance, that it's time for DeadliestWarrior to get back on the reality bus. Anyway, the important point is that DeadliestWarrior is in late-stage addiction to gnosticism.
  
  What's funny is how relevant that actually turned out for this thread.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  sleeper;1158279 wrote:Do me next!

  
  let me name a few things you will never know, no matter how much you fuck up our forum:
  
  you will never know:
  what its like to have multiple 10/10s calling you every night to get fucked.
  what its like to score a game winning touchdown
  what its like to have the balls/abililty to knock someone out at a bar when they try to punk you (lol @ you having to walk away like a bitch)
  what it is like to workout and actually see results
  what it is like to NOT immediately jizz yourself the first time a girl touches you because you have no experience with women
  what it is like to enjoy the company of true friends and brother who will take bullets for you, outside of CoD.
  what it is like to have an aura of success, confidence, and talent that commands respect from real people who are successful and worthwhile. and attractive.
  what its like to be yourself and still make friends.
  to not make excuses why your life sucks, because you make your own life and NEVER play the victim.
  what it is like to wake up in the morning and be truly happy with your life
• sleeper

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1158296 wrote:let me name a few things you will never know, no matter how much you fuck up our forum:
  
  you will never know:
  what its like to have multiple 10/10s calling you every night to get fucked.
  what its like to score a game winning touchdown
  what its like to have the balls/abililty to knock someone out at a bar when they try to punk you (lol @ you having to walk away like a bitch)
  what it is like to workout and actually see results
  what it is like to NOT immediately jizz yourself the first time a girl touches you because you have no experience with women
  what it is like to enjoy the company of true friends and brother who will take bullets for you, outside of CoD.
  what it is like to have an aura of success, confidence, and talent that commands respect from real people who are successful and worthwhile. and attractive.
  what its like to be yourself and still make friends.
  to not make excuses why your life sucks, because you make your own life and NEVER play the victim.
  what it is like to wake up in the morning and be truly happy with your life

  This is surprisingly accurate. Well done.
• I Wear Pants

  Quite insightful really.
• hoops23

  

  sleeper;1158279 wrote:Do me next!

  You have no idea how many times I hear that on a nightly basis. True story.
• hoops23

  

  hoops23;1158308 wrote:You have no idea how many times I hear that on a nightly basis. True story.

  Liar.
• I Wear Pants

  hoops23;1158308 wrote:You have no idea how many times I hear that on a nightly basis. True story.

  Only DeadliestWarrior hears that. He has multiple 10/10s calling him every night to get fucked.
• I Wear Pants

  Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
  
  The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
  
  Most students / parents don't understand the legalities of the internet. Students use lame excuses like they're "bored", or some such nonsense as a justification for their inability to follow school district policies. Every school has a computer use agreement, internet use agreement, and policies for enforcement and a list of punishments if violated. Since students feel free to violate these because of "boredom" or, "our school admin sux" isn't really the point is it? Schools have a litany of laws they must follow to get funding for the internet in the first place. Take a look at CIPA, COPA, etc. Not only the protection acts, but the FCC which provides E-Rate funding for discounts on phone and internet service require internet filtration, and these regulations have explicit rules on what is to be blocked and on which computers.
  
  God killed the dinosaurs becuase he realized how bad he f*cked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the sheet and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you b*tches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
  
  I cant even begin to understand how children like you choose to be so disrespectful to your elders. When I was growing up, if one of my many brothers or sisters said something cross to my father, they would get a licken right across the face with a corn stock. During the great depression, all was well for our family, we had everything we needed. Of course, it was no paddy walk, we had our daily chores. Up at 4 in the morning, in the bed at 11. When you unload bales of hay and disperse them amongst the cattle, the yarn that is left over can become quite hazardous to the animals if eatin, so we would have to go and pick them up, now this might now seem like nothin, but if you have ever unloaded hay you know that you do a lot of em, so for every bail of hay that we unloaded, we had to pick up the yarn. We usually saved the yarn pickin up for after we unload all the hay, it just made more sense that way. Time consumtion was of no shortage, but we didnt mind we had all day. Plus just being able to help dad with the farm was reward enough for me, but maggie and sue had other plans, you would often find them wonderin around playin games, id have to go over there and whip them with a pipe to make em work again. Milkin cows was something i enjoyed, not because it was fun, but because it was something i was good at. I wasnt good at a lot of things, but i was good at milkin cows so i decided that was one of my favorite activities. When i was young i had often dreamed of becoming a professional milker, but they got machines for that now so now i just sit. and chew.
  
  Let me tell you something you already know. The misc ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as misc. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how miscing is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that.
  
  I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real
  
  The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!
  
  Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
  The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking-I highly suggest you try it. Have you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I don?t fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and everyday?
  
  http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121589721&page=1
  
  
• LJ

  

  I Wear Pants;1158321 wrote:Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
  
  The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
  
  Most students / parents don't understand the legalities of the internet. Students use lame excuses like they're "bored", or some such nonsense as a justification for their inability to follow school district policies. Every school has a computer use agreement, internet use agreement, and policies for enforcement and a list of punishments if violated. Since students feel free to violate these because of "boredom" or, "our school admin sux" isn't really the point is it? Schools have a litany of laws they must follow to get funding for the internet in the first place. Take a look at CIPA, COPA, etc. Not only the protection acts, but the FCC which provides E-Rate funding for discounts on phone and internet service require internet filtration, and these regulations have explicit rules on what is to be blocked and on which computers.
  
  God killed the dinosaurs becuase he realized how bad he f*cked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the sheet and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you b*tches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
  
  I cant even begin to understand how children like you choose to be so disrespectful to your elders. When I was growing up, if one of my many brothers or sisters said something cross to my father, they would get a licken right across the face with a corn stock. During the great depression, all was well for our family, we had everything we needed. Of course, it was no paddy walk, we had our daily chores. Up at 4 in the morning, in the bed at 11. When you unload bales of hay and disperse them amongst the cattle, the yarn that is left over can become quite hazardous to the animals if eatin, so we would have to go and pick them up, now this might now seem like nothin, but if you have ever unloaded hay you know that you do a lot of em, so for every bail of hay that we unloaded, we had to pick up the yarn. We usually saved the yarn pickin up for after we unload all the hay, it just made more sense that way. Time consumtion was of no shortage, but we didnt mind we had all day. Plus just being able to help dad with the farm was reward enough for me, but maggie and sue had other plans, you would often find them wonderin around playin games, id have to go over there and whip them with a pipe to make em work again. Milkin cows was something i enjoyed, not because it was fun, but because it was something i was good at. I wasnt good at a lot of things, but i was good at milkin cows so i decided that was one of my favorite activities. When i was young i had often dreamed of becoming a professional milker, but they got machines for that now so now i just sit. and chew.
  
  Let me tell you something you already know. The misc ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as misc. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how miscing is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that.
  
  I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real
  
  The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!
  
  Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
  The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking-I highly suggest you try it. Have you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I don?t fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and everyday?
  
  Boom.

  
  Repost
• I Wear Pants

  LJ;1158324 wrote:Repost

  Indeed it is, linked it in an edit.
• hoops23

  

  Plagiarism
• dwccrew

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1158296 wrote:let me name a few things you will never know, no matter how much you **** up our forum:
  
  you will never know:
  what its like to have multiple 10/10s calling you every night to get ****ed.
  what its like to score a game winning touchdown
  what its like to have the balls/abililty to knock someone out at a bar when they try to punk you (lol @ you having to walk away like a bitch)
  what it is like to workout and actually see results
  what it is like to NOT immediately jizz yourself the first time a girl touches you because you have no experience with women
  what it is like to enjoy the company of true friends and brother who will take bullets for you, outside of CoD.
  what it is like to have an aura of success, confidence, and talent that commands respect from real people who are successful and worthwhile. and attractive.
  what its like to be yourself and still make friends.
  to not make excuses why your life sucks, because you make your own life and NEVER play the victim.
  what it is like to wake up in the morning and be truly happy with your life

  
  The end of an epic meltdown.
• I Wear Pants

  hoops23;1158331 wrote:Plagiarism

  It's because I don't have creativity. Deadliest Warrior explained that very clearly and with a stunning use of the English language. There is no arguing that I am an unoriginal 16 year old wimp. It's obviously really to anyone that can read.
  
  In more serious news, everyone really does need to rep Deadliest for making this thread even more awesome. We're well on our way to HOF quality here folks.
• LJ

  

  I Wear Pants;1158330 wrote:Indeed it is, linked it in an edit.

  
  No i mean some of those were already posted in another thread tonight
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  dwccrew;1158332 wrote:The end of an epic meltdown.

  
  Not sure if srs.
• enigmaax

  I Wear Pants;1158321 wrote:Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way?

  mattinctown is (aware). And he says, "fuck them". And then does. Literally.
• I Wear Pants

  LJ;1158340 wrote:No i mean some of those were already posted in another thread tonight

  Link for proof?
  
  Kidding.
• dwccrew

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1158342 wrote:Not sure if srs.

  This is the serious business forum. Always serious.
• HitsRus

  

  Generally atheists or non-religious people are all about education and that includes of religions

  IWP...I was referring to the families who ARE religious.
  
  Also... sorry but I visited your web site/link, and I feel poorer for having done so. I know I can go to Limbaugh's site when I want conservative trash...the HuffPo to see left wing balderdash....and now this site if I want atheist pablum.:rolleyes:
• WebFire

  
• I Wear Pants

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