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  • bw133
    Bitter.... i haven't seen you in awhile, got a couple things to work on. I assume you'll be at open mats com april?
  • de oppresso liber
    ^^^^^ needs to be in this complex^^^^^






    http://www.mcleanhospital.org/
  • Gardens35
    HEY I Wear Pants, did you happen to see the 6pm news on Channel 21?
  • Gardens35
    logging another view
  • I Wear Pants
    Was anyone else watching WFMJ just now?

    They did a story on West Branch's wrestling team and how they've won 61 dual meet matches in a row. Last loss was five years ago today (my sophomore year).
  • I Wear Pants
    Gardens35;672175 wrote:HEY I Wear Pants, did you happen to see the 6pm news on Channel 21?

    Haha, I was just typing the above message. I knew from some of the kids on the team that they were doing a story but didn't know when.
  • Gardens35
    I Wear Pants;672182 wrote:Was anyone else watching WFMJ just now?

    They did a story on West Branch's wrestling team and how they've won 61 dual meet matches in a row. Last loss was five years ago today (my sophomore year).

    See post #373.........
  • I Wear Pants
    See post #376 ........:)
  • Gardens35
    ^Disregard^, lol , I see your post too.
  • Gardens35
    I Wear Pants;672186 wrote:See post #376 ........:)

    See post 379
  • I Wear Pants
    Haha.
  • Power half
    382
  • snugglyhippo
    Only at the Team Hippo training complex can you truly learn the way of the warrior. Check out this recent graduate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ujt3rMNoynI
  • Gardens35
    Bad-Azz, no doubt.
  • Gardens35
    bw133;672165 wrote:Bitter.... i haven't seen you in awhile, got a couple things to work on. I assume you'll be at open mats com april?

    Let's get serious here.
  • snugglyhippo
    Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition.
  • Gardens35
    cruiser_96;671569 wrote:I just returned from the land of what can only be called a 12 hour bug. I have now caught up with this most excellent thread.........
    Got Pics?
  • Gardens35
    Guy's been looking to buy a hunting dog and one day he comes across an ad in the local paper that said "Come See The World's Greatest Hunting Dog, He's For Sale". So he drives over to the guys house and says "I'm here about the dog". The owner says "Great, let's go out out back and I'll show you what he can do". They're standing out in the middle of a field and the owner says "My dog can tell you how many ducks are swimming in that lake way over there". Guy says "Ok, let's see it". The owner looks down at his dog, the dog looks up at his owner, the owner points towards the lake and the dog goes tearing off through the brush towards the lake. Dog returns a couple minutes later, sits down and looks up at his owner. The owner looks down and asks "How many ducks in that lake?" The dog barks three times.
  • Gardens35
    Owner says "There's three ducks in that lake, let's go look." They walk down and sure enough, there's three ducks floating in the lake. The guy says "Wow, that's amazing, but I'd like to see it again...just to be sure". The owner says "No problem, there's another lake over that way", so he looks down at his dog and his dog looks up at his owner, the owner points toward the lake and the dog goes tearing off again. Dog comes a couple minute later, sits down and looks up at his owner. The owner looks down and asks "How many ducks in that lake?" The dog barks four times. Owner says "there's four ducks in that lake, let's go look". Sure enough, four ducks in the lake. Guy says "this is too much, I'll buy this dog right now", and he does.
  • Gardens35
    Next weekend rolls around and the guy gets up bright and early to take his new dog hunting for the very first time. They're out in the middle of a field and the guy looks down at his new dog, and the dog looks up up at his new owner, the guy points toward a lake and the dog tears off. Dog doesn't come back, and doesn't come back, then finally here he comes. He's got a big branch in his mouth and he's growling and shaking his head back and forth and growling and shaking his head back and forth and the guy asks "How many ducks in that lake?" The dog growls, shakes the branch back and forth and jumps up and starts humping on the guys leg. The guy kicks him down and firmly asks "How many ducks in that lake?" The dog keeps growling and shaking and jumps up and starts humping the guys leg again. The guy grabs the dog, throws him in the back of his truck and heads off for the guy he bought him off of. Gets to the guys house and pounds Bang Bang Bang on the front door. Guy comes out and says "What's the problem, What's the Problem?" The guy says "This dog you sold me....first time I take him hunting he don't come back and don't come back, finally he comes back back shaking this branch like a maniac and humping on my leg, What's that supposed to mean?"
  • cruiser_96
    Greatest joke EVER!!!

    Snuggly: How much to enroll?

    ps: No pics. I looked it up online today. CRAZY dizziness... Vertigo. I saw something about getting hit in the head... how that can be a cause. Eh. Whatever.

    Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
  • Gardens35
    Guy says "That means there's more fu_ _ing ducks in that lake than you can shake a stick at."
  • Gardens35
    I got 4 posts out of that
  • Gardens35
    Tastes Great!
  • Gardens35
    Less Filling!