that no one else on the OC has done?

I was a private room cleaner in a peep house porn shop.

Boston marathon qualifier

posted by Devils Advocate

I was a private room cleaner in a peep house porn shop.

Salto does that

Two vasectomies. 

That takes some balls.

posted by Spock

Salto does that

He licks the walls. I used a squeegee, Windex, and paper towels

posted by Spock

Boston marathon qualifier

You'd be wrong.

I have finished a 100 mile race in less than 24 hours.

Worked for a gaming company for almost 6 years. Testing, planning story arcs, descriptive writing, some administrative work, community news and outreach.

Worked 2 Super Bowls (50 and XII) for the broadcasting Network.

Killed a guy

Worked on a wrestling show with WWE Hall of Famer (and likely murderer) Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.

Coached a first round NFL draft pick.

Served on a jury for a murder trial with a death penalty specification.

Had a 5 minute conversation with Jose Canseco about human clones.

posted by Con_Alma

I have finished a 100 mile race in less than 24 hours.

Fifty years ago I read an article about a guy named Bill Emmerton.  Back then he said, "You're not a real runner until you've run 100 miles in 24 hours or less". 

Never forgot that line or that article.  He was dedicated to running.  Congratulations on being a real runner.  

posted by justincredible

Had a 5 minute conversation with Jose Canseco about human clones.

I have a conversation with Jose but not about Clones.  He just got really pissed at me when I told him he ruined baseball.

posted by wkfan

Coached a first round NFL draft pick.

Awesome. As a coach, that's something I love seeing...athletes achieve their dreams. I have been fortunate enough to coach 4 soccer players who have signed pro contracts.

two chicks at the same time, man.

posted by Zunardo

Served on a jury for a murder trial with a death penalty specification.

My employer got me out of one.

Probably not much, lol. I led the Pledge of Allegiance at a John McCain campaign stop back in 2008. 

Anything else would probably be of a sexual nature since y'all are almost all dudes. 😳

posted by superman

Killed a guy

nope... 

posted by MontyBrunswick

two chicks at the same time, man.

posted by MontyBrunswick

two chicks at the same time, man.

nope

I make my own patches