posted by ernest_t_bass

Lost my virginity in a tree house.

iB4 "what was his name?"

Loaded veal calves on the way to slaughter.  

posted by justincredible

Had a 5 minute conversation with Jose Canseco about human clones.

I'm being completely serious - that's just about the GOAT "cool story, bro"

posted by gut

I'm being completely serious - that's just about the GOAT "cool story, bro"

He was a nice, but weird, dude.

Managed a 5 star restaurant in California, which is besides NYC, the hardest place to get to that bench mark in the US.

Haven’t done much unique, but flew Business Class/ 1st to India (16 hour flight) (ticket was about $10k)

posted by CenterBHSFan

Managed a 5 star restaurant in California, which is besides NYC, the hardest place to get to that bench mark in the US.

So why aren't you STILL?

Got a ride in a 1967 427 Ford Cobra ( not a Mustang) the rare sports car. Flat out on a two lane highway 175 to 180 miles an hour. telephone poles looked like a wall. The year was 1967.  After all these years still the fastest I have gone on a public highway.  

Disarmed three 4 duce mortor rounds that cooked off in a fire fight.

posted by HOF on coattails

lol weak.  

Have driven a Ferrari.    

I've driven a Ferrari on multiple occasions. Try again.

posted by ernest_t_bass

So why aren't you STILL?

I came back to Ohio when my mother's physical health deteriorated to the point where she needed help. Local family members were busy in work (like I wasn't lol), kids, whatever.

posted by Con_Alma

I have finished a 100 mile race in less than 24 hours.

Me too. I was in a Porsche.

Kicked in the head by a horse. It knocked me out cold and i was in the hospital for a week. Around the second day both of my eyes swelled shut. 

There has to be someone on here that has, but played for a state title

posted by Classyposter58

There has to be someone on here that has, but played for a state title

Confident is the word used in the OP.

posted by Classyposter58

There has to be someone on here that has, but played for a state title

3 times.

Played in an adult donkey basketball game at the age of 14.   Talked my dad into playing on his team with his co-workers for a benefit at our high school.  My ass kicked me twice, hard - once in the thigh, once in the stomach. 

I never asked to to do that again.  

posted by Classyposter58

There has to be someone on here that has, but played for a state title

Nice phrasing to cover-up a loss. I'm sure there are dozens of people on here that haven't won a title.

posted by GOONx19

Nice phrasing to cover-up a loss. I'm sure there are dozens of people on here that haven't won a title.

Ouch.  Good call though

Repossessed a former (well known) Cleveland Browns Dodge Stealth.

posted by BR1986FB

Repossessed a former (well known) Cleveland Browns Dodge Stealth.

Now that is cool ...

posted by BR1986FB

Repossessed a former (well known) Cleveland Browns Dodge Stealth.

BERNIE?

posted by Classyposter58

There has to be someone on here that has, but played for a state title

posted by GOONx19

Nice phrasing to cover-up a loss. I'm sure there are dozens of people on here that haven't won a title.

Pretty sure he is just being an asshole and trying to be funny because Like_that did something classy could only ever dream of doing. But I guess since said isn't around classy would be the only other person to bring up getting runner-up. 

I can't really think of anything special I've done that I think no one else has on here. I do have 2 HS records. 1 for cross country and the other in the 3200 meters. 

Watched the new episodes of Roseanne. 

Piloted a helicopter