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2013 Cleveland Browns Thread: RIP Chud

  • Tiernan
    DeyDurkie5;1547800 wrote:You'll be in jail for your 5th DUI anyways, so go fuck yourself.
    Damn you Cleveites are as fkn stupid as your GM, HC and QB combined are...as reported on here numerous times haven't had the first DUI yet, but keep trying Sport, someday you may actually be as clever as I am.
  • Nate
    Campbell cleared.
  • Tiernan
    Nate;1548306 wrote:Campbell cleared.
    ...of charges?

    was it guns, drugs or rape?
  • Pick6
    Tiernan;1548333 wrote:...of charges?

    was it guns, drugs or rape?
    Cleveland isn't shittsburgh. No rape.
  • Commander of Awesome
    http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/76780/inside-the-numbers-comparing-2012-and-13

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2013/12/statistically_speaking_its_bee.html
  • Ironman92
    Good read.

    The old expression bend but don't break.....they don't bend much, but when they do they break.

    Pretty telling.
  • like_that
    Jags winning improves the Browns draft position. Browns will fuck it up by winning once before the season is over though, book it.
  • SportsAndLady
    like_that;1548780 wrote:Jags winning improves the Browns draft position. Browns will fuck it up by winning once before the season is over though, book it.
    I'm hoping for a lose-out and hopefully be able to snag best QB available.

    Which teams with the possibility of drafting before us more than likely won't be taking a QB? Washington, Atlanta are two that come to mind. Maybe buffalo too
  • Iliketurtles
    SportsAndLady;1548785 wrote:I'm hoping for a lose-out and hopefully be able to snag best QB available.

    Which teams with the possibility of drafting before us more than likely won't be taking a QB? Washington, Atlanta are two that come to mind. Maybe buffalo too
    Washington's pick goes to the Rams. But I don't think they will take a QB either.
  • like_that
    SportsAndLady;1548785 wrote:I'm hoping for a lose-out and hopefully be able to snag best QB available.

    Which teams with the possibility of drafting before us more than likely won't be taking a QB? Washington, Atlanta are two that come to mind. Maybe buffalo too
    Apparently the Buccs like what they see out of Glennon lol.
  • SportsAndLady
    So were actually in pretty decent shape to get a top 2 QB. I know a lot of us on here want bridgewater, just gotta hope Minnesota, Houston, and probably Oakland win a few more games and we just go in full tank mode lol

    Honestly may not be a horrible idea to give weeden the starts. We'll definitely lose, and maybe he'll put up some stats and someone will throw a 7th rounder our way for him to backup someone.
  • Dr. KnOiTaLL
    SportsAndLady;1548824 wrote:So were actually in pretty decent shape to get a top 2 QB. I know a lot of us on here want bridgewater, just gotta hope Minnesota, Houston, and probably Oakland win a few more games and we just go in full tank mode lol

    Honestly may not be a horrible idea to give weeden the starts. We'll definitely lose, and maybe he'll put up some stats and someone will throw a 7th rounder our way for him to backup someone.
    As a Josh Gordon owner, I would love for them to start Weeden.
  • ts1227
    Campbell named the starter.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Browns found their 1947 Championship trophy.The son of a former minority owner found it in his basement,
    has been lost for decades.

    Awesome/Sad.
  • Ironman92
    Commander of Awesome;1548924 wrote:Browns found their 1947 Championship trophy.The son of a former minority owner found it in his basement,
    has been lost for decades.

    Awesome/Sad.
    Could you imagine being a Browns fan, buying that house and then stumbling around and finding that?

    About how long has it been "lost" i.e. looking for it
  • Commander of Awesome
    I dont know, but I'd tell them the trophy is for closers only. You want the trophy? CLOSE.
  • Ironman92
    Commander of Awesome;1548978 wrote:I dont know, but I'd tell them the trophy is for closers only. You want the trophy? CLOSE.
    I apologize for my low ACT score and not getting it....but I don't get your "CLOSE" comment.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Ironman92;1548987 wrote:I apologize for my low ACT score and not getting it....but I don't get your "CLOSE" comment.
    [video=youtube;8kZg_ALxEz0][/video]

    You call yourself a salesman you sonva bitch?
  • like_that
    Ironman92;1548987 wrote:I apologize for my low ACT score and not getting it....but I don't get your "CLOSE" comment.

    ......
    Commander of Awesome;1548978 wrote:I dont know, but I'd tell them the trophy is for closers only. You want the trophy? CLOSE.
  • Ironman92
    Commander of Awesome;1549011 wrote:[video=youtube;8kZg_ALxEz0][/video]

    You call yourself a salesman you sonva bitch?
    Thanks

    I didn't get out much in back then....I was too busy having sex.

    /classy'd
  • Tiernan
    Hilarious I was removed from the Patriots thread because I pointed out the incredible ineptitude of the most hapless franchise in all sports. Nerves in NEO are frayed to open sores by now and any derogatory talk whatsoever sends the Clowns fans into a complete mental breakdown at this juncture.
  • Pick6
    Tiernan;1550495 wrote:Hilarious I was removed from the Patriots thread because I pointed out the incredible ineptitude of the most hapless franchise in all sports. Nerves in NEO are frayed to open sores by now and any derogatory talk whatsoever sends the Clowns fans into a complete mental breakdown at this juncture.
    strong words from somebody who just had to be talked off of the edge after that OSU L
  • like_that
    Pick6;1550501 wrote:strong words from somebody who just had to be talked off of the edge after that OSU L
    Who talked him off the edge? That guy should jump the cliff himself.
  • SportsAndLady
    Things that have happened within the Browns organization since '99. SMH lol

    Dwayne Rudd’s helmet throw.


    Josh Cribbs stopping by the Muni Lot to tailgate with fans prior to kickoff.


    Phil Savage’s profane suggestion to an email tormentor that he, “go root for Buffalo.”


    Brandon Weeden’s backhand flip interception.


    Browns players chatting up then-Steeler Plaxico Burress about a post-game party scheduled in Pittsburgh that the Browns’ players returned to attend the night of their loss in Heinz Field.


    Phil Dawson’s tying field goal on the final play at Baltimore that was initially waived off because it hit the standard behind the crossbar and bounced back through the uprights.


    Braylon Edwards punching a member of LeBron’s entourage outside a nightclub and being traded to New York the next day.


    Pat Shurmur’s play sheet being wind-swept across the field, directly into the hands of Bengals coach Marvin Lewis.


    The Browns having a first down nullified by penalty on replay, after having run a play following the play on which they gained the first down that replay nullified, giving birth to Bottlegate.


    General Manager George Kokinis mysteriously fired by his best friend, Eric Mangini, and being led out of the Browns’ facility by team security.


    Trading starting quarterback Charlie Frye after one game of the season.


    The announcement that Jimmy Haslam purchased the team on the first day of training camp, effectively putting the staff and management on notice that all were short-timers.


    Donte Stallworth’s DUI after striking and killing a pedestrian in Miami.


    Tight end Alex Smith receiving his first career rushing attempt on any level inside the Red Zone when the Browns ran out of fullbacks.


    Ryan Pontbriand coming down with a case of Chuck Knoblach/Steve Sax disease and snapping a chip-shot field goal attempt off the ankle of adjacent blocker Alex Mack.


    Mack snapping the ball over the head of Weeden for a safety, costing the Browns the lead against Jacksonville.


    Braylon cutting his foot in training camp when stepped on by Stallworth because Braylon was running barefoot.


    Then-coach Romeo Crennel’s characterization of the Edwards’ injury as, “Kids will be kids.”


    LeCharles Bentley, the Browns’ most significant free-agent acquisition, suffering a gruesome knee injury in a non-contact drill on the first snap of training camp.


    Bentley contracting a staf infection during his recovery, ending his career.


    Kellen Winslow Jr. suffering his own gruesome knee injury while popping wheelies with his Ninja motorcycle.


    Winslow breaking his leg while covering an on-side kick.


    Peyton Hillis missing a game against Miami with strep throat, the same game in which Mack played every snap with an appendix that required removal a day later.


    Hillis pondering retirement to pursue a career as a CIA agent.


    Gary Baxter blowing out both knees on the same play, while jumping for a pass against Denver.


    Joe Haden’s four-game suspension for Adderall.


    Josh Gordon’s two-game suspension for Purple Drank, leaving him one substance abuse violation away from a one-year ban for the remainder of his NFL career.


    Romeo Crennel, amid a quarterback battle with Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn, bemoaning the questions about who he would start by saying, “I just don’t understand: What’s the big deal about the quarterback position?”


    Shaun Rogers forgetting to take his gun out of his carry-on bag before attempting to clear security at Hopkins Airport.


    Orlando Brown blinded in one eye when hit by the weight tied to the end of an official’s penalty flag.


    Brandon Weeden trapped beneath a giant United States flag before his NFL debut.


    Pat Shurmur running into an official and drawing an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on the first play of his NFL head coaching career.


    Colt McCoy catching his own batted pass for a five-yard loss on the Browns’ first play from scrimmage in Shurmur’s debut.


    The defense failing to break the huddle, allowing a game-winning touchdown pass from ex-Brown and Bengals’ backup QB Bruce Gradkowski to A.J. Green in Shurmur’s debut.


    Josh Gordon and Greg Little Tweeting a selfie from the Miami Heat’s NBA Championship victory party with LeBron James in the background.


    Team President and de-facto owner Mike Holmgren lecturing reporters, “Don’t come to me for playoff tickets.”


    William Green contending that he suffered a stab wound in the back – actually inflicted by the mother of his child – by falling down while carrying a knife.


    Browns sign a player off the Green Bay practice squad who reports to Berea with a torn ACL.


    The NFL initiating a concussion protocol that includes independent medical officers on every sideline after the Browns allowed Colt McCoy to play after getting blown up by James Harrison.


    McCoy’s father, Brad, criticizes the organization for making a careless decision to allow his son to re-enter the game after Harrison’s hit.


    Wide receiver Dennis Northcutt pressed into duty at quarterback against Philadelphia.


    Tim Couch crying after a loss, during which he was mercilessly booed.


    Derek Anderson saying Browns fans are “ruthless and don’t deserve a winner.”


    Center Jim Pines blows out his knee while jumping to celebrate a touchdown.


    Backup quarterback Seneca Wallace believing he was better-equipped to start and using that as justification to refuse to mentor McCoy.


    A year later, Wallace allowing that he would have no issues mentoring Brandon Weeden.


    Braylon Edwards reporting late for practice because he chartered a helicopter to attend the 2006 Ohio State-Michigan game in Columbus.


    Braylon contending he was never accepted by Browns fans because he was a Michigan man with a “New York essence.”


    Butch Davis departing as head coach after a panic attack.


    Brady Quinn punched in the locker room by teammate Sean Smith.


    Crennel going missing for 90 minutes while lost in his cart at a charity golf outing.
  • Tiernan
    ^^^
    you just made this Clowns hater's day...hilarious!