...meanwhile at the OC Xmas Party

• like_that

  

  RG3 comes in with his date (read: bitch), said_failota and proceeds to bang him on the pinball machine.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  I Wear Pants;1347598 wrote:Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.

  Please - ETB is probably dead at this point after EMT's tried to defibulate his heart but were unsuccessful. We'll all pour some out for our dead OC homie.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I Wear Pants;1347598 wrote:Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.

  You gotta give me some credit. I made the switch to GOOD beers, and only have Keystone while at the inlaws.
• SportsAndLady

  

  ernest_t_bass;1347668 wrote:Deadliestwarrior walks in and gets infracted for repeating what he just heard from someone else.

  
  How can he get infracted, it's real life?
• se-alum

  

  thedynasty and karen_lotz are in the corner having what seems to be a nice conversation to the passer by, but is actually a passive aggressive troll fest against other OC'ers at the party.
• like_that

  

  se-alum;1347699 wrote:thedynasty and karen_lotz are in the corner having what seems to be a nice conversation to the passer by, but is actually a passive aggressive troll fest against other OC'ers at the party.

  Not sure how lotz could have a conversation with LeBron's nuts in his mouth.
• Tiernan

  like_that;1347723 wrote:Not sure how lotz could have a conversation with LeBron's nuts in his mouth.

  Are those the brand of snacks Justin bought for the party..."LeBron's Nuts"?
  
  I wonder if they are Brazilian Nuts...aka _______ Toes in some circles?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SportsAndLady;1347694 wrote:How can he get infracted, it's real life?

  Exactly. Mind fucked.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Lotz and ETB are having a conversation, mostly about how much ETB knows about sportz.
• justincredible

  

  Heretic shows up with a bag of weed. He, Fab1b, mirg, and I head outside to partake. Feeling left out, SVF loudly proclaims that he's going outside to "take pot." Heretic, being the nice guy that he is, allows it. Later in the night someone asks SVF about the quality of the weed. He bristles, states that he has never take pot in his life, and immediately challenges them to a fist fight.
• justincredible

  

  SportsAndLady;1347694 wrote:How can he get infracted, it's real life?

  I gave mantooth an infraction at a tailgate once. Wait...infection. Nevermind.
• Gblock

  CCrunner head of security/logistics for the party, during one of his grid sweeps of the parking lot kindly asks justin fab sfv and heretic to proceed to the back of the building where the union has negotiated for a smoking area
• justincredible

  

  DeyDurkie shows up and tells everyone to go fuck themselves. When trying to leave he gets confused, accidentally opens the door to the basement, and trips down the stairs. Someone sees the door open and shuts and locks it.
• Curly J

  

  Tiernan;1347729 wrote: I wonder if they are Brazilian Nuts...aka _______ Toes in some circles?

  Camel Toes ???
• gut

  ernest_t_bass;1347669 wrote:Sonofanump makes a beastiality film with Cletus.

  Woooahhhh....that escalated quickly
• Tiernan

  Curly J;1347772 wrote:Camel Toes ???

  Wat the Fk kinda nuts are you eating?
  
  ....but I know i want some. mmmmm
• justincredible

  

  Rock_Knutne shows up drunk and belligerent with a laptop in hand. He's looking for me, screaming that he's finally got the chance to "shove his website up his ass!" Luckily, rock is a giant idiot and everyone convinces him that he is, indeed, justincredible. Details of what happen next are too graphic to share.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  SQ shows up and throws a hissy fit when can't fit his spyder crane in the door. We all make fun of him for wearing 3 LBJ jerseys (no under shirt) has a meltdown and sits in a corner facing the wall rocking back and forth hugging himself.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  se-alum;1347699 wrote:thedynasty and karen_lotz are in the corner having what seems to be a nice conversation to the passer by, but is actually a passive aggressive troll fest against other OC'ers at the party.

  You forgot all the humble bragging about shit no one cares about spewing from crynasty's mouth.
• wes_mantooth

  

  justincredible;1347746 wrote:I gave mantooth an infraction at a tailgate once. Wait...infection. Nevermind.

  lol...and I have spread it around ohio
• justincredible

  

  wes_mantooth;1347813 wrote:lol...and I have spread it around ohio

  
• gorocks99

  

  Ender is in a surveillance van outside, claiming to be hacking into the registers and stealing our money. Turns out it's just a playschool computer.
  
  
  When confronted, he runs out of the van, trips, and claims police brutality. The van is later revealed to have stores of Cheetos and Mountain Dew for the next 4 years.
• gut

  justincredible;1347820 wrote:

  
  I just noticed the other cop dying laughing in this...makes it even funnier
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Newark Catholic Fan is sitting in the living room, glued to the TV, watching and scouting next week's 7th grade girls basketball matchup. Meanwhile, he's taping football games on the other TV's in the house, to add to his end of season report of all the games he's watched.
• Belly35

  

  QuakerOats gets a ObamaChia Head in the gift exchange....:laugh: