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...meanwhile at the OC Xmas Party

  • Tiernan
    Justin is playing bartender and charging everyone $12 a beer.

    Wesmantooth just walked in with his blow-up doll date... the kind with with the lifelike mouth and vaJJ

    Sleeper is at the bar arguing with Isadore about why we even celebrate Christmas, its a weird argument because he's doing both voices.


    LJ is regaling the entire party with his vast knowledge of everything and anything while his disciple GoChiefs follows him around saying "He's the smartest man I know."

    ...and there's Fab4runner saying "...this party blows, its a pure sausage fest!". Is that Wildcats20 hiding behind the potted plant stalking her?

    Uh oh..Con Alma and O trap just got involved in the Sleeper / Isadore Christmas debate and both their points were so boring and went on for so long everyone within earshot fell asleep.

    Over in the corner karen Lotz, Crimsonstreak and Sherm are getting their excuses in line for what they will blame the ND loss in the NC game on.

    Over in the opposite corner COA, Pick6 and like_that are getting their excuses in line for what they will blame another dismal Browns season on in 2013.

    Belly is dressed like a one-eyed Santa walking around handing out magazines of ammo to everyone at the party.

    ETB just burst thru the door yelling "Fight! Fight! in the parking lot...Tiernan is kicking the shit out of both Reclegend and Sports and Ladys! Somebody grab Tiernan's keys before he drives away drunk!"

    ....anybody else see anything interesting going on?
  • LJ
    Lol'd
  • GoChiefs
    That's a cool story, well thought out, but rarely do me and LJ see eye to eye. Soooo, you might wanna try again. Lol
  • gut
    Footwedge and IWP are arguing who's tab Manhattan should pay. Then St. Louie suggested Manhattan should pay all three of their tabs. Finally, Boatshoes came up with the idea that no one needs to pay the tab.
  • Pick6
    lol'd
  • GoChiefs
    justin finally gets tired of listening to isadore's "gosh a ruddies" and boots his ass out the door.
  • Tiernan
    glad to see you both can chuckle at yoursleves...wtta ya mean you don't see eye to eye? You're both up my ass all the time :)
  • GoChiefs
    Tiernan;1347403 wrote:glad to see you both can chuckle at yoursleves...wtta ya mean you don't see eye to eye? You're both up my ass all the time :)
    I didn't say there wasn't anything we don't agree on. :thumbup:
  • Pick6
    ...mattinctown sneaks into the bathroom to bone his mentally challenged girlfriend, but walks in on BR popping himself with roids. thavoice shows up looking like a dog with a collar around his neck and being led by his wife. party came to an early end due to etb having to get taken away in an e-squad because he had a few drinks and he is having chest pains. snotbubbles never showed up, so we all assumed he did/attempted to commit suicide again.
  • justincredible
    Tiernan, I hate your stinkin' guts but this was funny. Reps.
  • Tiernan
    I hate your guts 1000x more.


    but thanks for creating a forum we can all laugh at one another.
  • vball10set
    WebFire and I are shooting pool talking about how the B1G is better when tsun is good :D
  • fan_from_texas
    Four other attractive females show up to hang out, but they're swamped by guys chanting "Tits or GTFO." Unsurprisingly, the females leave. ETB follows them to the parking lot, only to be confronted with 8 posters all trying to white knight and get in. All plans on all sides fail.

    Sleeper does a quick poll and realizes he's one of only three B1G grads at the party, and that he's been talking to and mingling with unqualified people all night. He runs to the restroom to try to wash the MAC-ness off his hands. As he leaves the restroom, he directs the restroom attendant (an SEC grad) to pick up the quarter belly left for him in the urinal.

    With all the shenanigans that went on, six different posters send FFT PMs asking for legal advice. He responds in a cut-and-pasted longwinded message that says something to the effect of "I am a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer, and I don't know the law in your jurisdiction, and by the way, don't go to law school, and by the way, I'm rich." Manhattan chimes in six hours late from Singapore to agree.

    As people file out, they notice a drunk thavoice complaining about his wife to the jukebox, which he erroneously believes cares.
  • GoChiefs
    SoS runs around and jumps in on everyones conversations and tells them how he knows someone that did the same thing.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    It'd drive a school bus through the bar and then light a cigar...
  • SportsAndLady
    martyirish is in the corner giving a movie review on Journey 2: The Mysterious Island to absolutely nobody, but still keeps rambling on about how well The Rock's character transformed.
  • justincredible
    Tiernan;1347415 wrote:but thanks for creating a forum we can all laugh at one another.
    No problem. Christmas donations can be made here: http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/misc.php?do=donate

    :)
  • SportsAndLady
    justincredible;1347430 wrote:No problem. Christmas donations can be made here: http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/misc.php?do=donate

    :)
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  • vball10set
    Belly discovers that mtp2013 is his grandson.
  • justincredible
    SportsAndLady;1347431 wrote:[video=youtube;e7KeaOYRyCU][/video]
    Yo, Christmas parties aren't free. Someone has to pay the tab.
  • Commander of Awesome
    SportsAndLady;1347429 wrote:martyirish is in the corner giving a movie review on Journey 2: The Mysterious Island to absolutely nobody, but still keeps rambling on about how well The Rock's character transformed.
    ScareltBuckeye agrees with him. Then they talk about the Tooth Fairy and how it was a great sports movie and Rock is a diverse actor.
  • Commander of Awesome
    justincredible;1347434 wrote:Yo, Christmas parties aren't free. Someone has to pay the tab.
    Sleeper can afford it.
  • GoChiefs
    mcburg is busy dialing 911 to report everyone for drinking.
  • GoChiefs
    Commander of Awesome;1347436 wrote:Sleeper can afford it.
    He can't at the moment. He bought everyone at the party iPad's for Christmas.
  • LJ
    GoChiefs;1347427 wrote:SoS runs around and jumps in on everyones conversations and tells them how he knows someone that did the same thing.
    He also mentions how bad this party sucks, that it's currently 82 and sunny in Florida, and that he can't wait to get back for "Confederacy Go Kart Mania 2013"