...meanwhile at the OC Xmas Party

• xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

  

  I lol'd. Well done.
• queencitybuckeye

  Footwedge buys a round of drinks using the last of the residuals from his Joe Isuzu role in the late 80s.
• Heretic

  

  This is good stuff.
  
  Even if I wasn't invited. Making it like real life.
  
  Oh...wait...I'm not Darby. Never mind!
• GoChiefs

  

  queencitybuckeye;1347446 wrote:Footwedge buys a round of drinks using the last of the residuals from his Joe Isuzu role in the late 80s.

  Then when justin gives him a total, he argues that justin is wrong and that he's charging him $7.90 more than he should be, only to feel like an idiot after justin writes it out for him about 20 times to show him he's incorrect.
• SportsAndLady

  

  martyirish recites this to the wrong guy--belly--and we end up having a homicide at the OC Xmas Party
  
  twas' 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38 when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven's gate.
  their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air.
  they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.
  they were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say.
  they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.
  "where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
  "this is heaven." declared a small boy. "we're spending Christmas at God's house."
  when what to their wondering eyes did appear, but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near.
  He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same.
  then He opened His arms and He called them by name.
  and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring those children all flew into the arms of their King and as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace, one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face.
  and as if He could read all the questions she had He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
  then He looked down on earth, the world far below He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand, "Let My power and presence re-enter this land!"
  "may this country be delivered from the hands of fools"
  "I'm taking back my nation. I'm taking back my schools!"
  then He and the children stood up without a sound.
  "come now my children, let me show you around."
  excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran.
  all displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can.
  and i heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight, "in the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT."
  <o>></o>>
  Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA
  'In God We Trust'
  
  
  
• GoChiefs

  

  Way to ruin the party!
• Tiernan

  Ccrunner gets to the party late because he was at a students party with underage girls
• mcburg93

  

  GoChiefs;1347437 wrote:mcburg is busy dialing 911 to report everyone for drinking.

  I wouldn't do that, I would be the drunk fat slob in the corner drinking everyones half drank beers.
• Tigerfan00

  

  GoChiefs;1347437 wrote:mcburg is busy dialing 911 to report everyone for drinking.

  Was he wearing a hoodie?
• fan_from_texas

  Con_Alma and SVF are off in a corner, arguing about the bar's curb appeal. They eventually agree to part ways, but any time Con_Alma starts talking to anyone else, SVF butts into the conversation and says, "Don't listen to Con_Alma. He thinks he's above the rules." Con_Alma says something vaguely related to the Naval Academy, then jumps in his Porsche Cayenne and drives away.
  
  Meanwhile, in the politics corner, footwedge somehow manages to debate gut and QCB, both of whom he claims to be ignoring. But whenever they talk, he goes off on a political rant about fat cats and republicans. A half dozen people who only participate in the politics forum--and are not otherwise known by anyone else--start chanting "Sheeple! Sheeple!". Boatshoes seizes the moment and busts out his pocket flowchart, which contains several hundred graphs prepared by the Brookings Institute and Tax Policy Center. ccrunner doesn't understand what they mean, but because they're not from Fox News, he disagrees with them.
• sleeper

  

  If I was isadore I'd kill myself.
• GoChiefs

  

  thavoice calls on the telephone to wish us all a Merry Christmas. He wanted to come to the party but his wife wouldn't let him.
  
  *He only makes it halfway through "Merry Christmas" before we hear a female voice in the background screaming "I TOLD YOU NO PHONE CALLS!!!!"*
• sherm03

  

  Got a good laugh out of that. Reps Tiernan.
• said_aouita

  

  said_aouita and ccrunner609 are pointing fingers and laughing at all the fat members breathing heavily while drinking.
• said_aouita

  

  Belly is strategically sitting against the wall and able to see his surroundings. He's identified the OC members who appear to be able to handle themselves in a fight.
• Trueblue23

  

  fan_from_texas;1347426 wrote:Four other attractive females show up to hang out, but they're swamped by guys chanting "Tits or GTFO." Unsurprisingly, the females leave. ETB follows them to the parking lot, only to be confronted with 8 posters all trying to white knight and get in. All plans on all sides fail.
  
  Sleeper does a quick poll and realizes he's one of only three B1G grads at the party, and that he's been talking to and mingling with unqualified people all night. He runs to the restroom to try to wash the MAC-ness off his hands. As he leaves the restroom, he directs the restroom attendant (an SEC grad) to pick up the quarter belly left for him in the urinal.
  
  With all the shenanigans that went on, six different posters send FFT PMs asking for legal advice. He responds in a cut-and-pasted longwinded message that says something to the effect of "I am a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer, and I don't know the law in your jurisdiction, and by the way, don't go to law school, and by the way, I'm rich." Manhattan chimes in six hours late from Singapore to agree.
  
  As people file out, they notice a drunk thavoice complaining about his wife to the jukebox, which he erroneously believes cares.

  HOF post!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  No way Chiefs can even fit through the door, so he's not in attendance. BOOM.
• GoChiefs

  

  ETB's black nephew is in the corner giving him mouth to mouth after he collapses from a can of Keystone.
• hasbeen

  

  ernest_t_bass;1347505 wrote:No way Chiefs can even fit through the door, so he's not in attendance. BOOM.

  
  This is the OC Xmas party and it's in a barn. GoChiefs fits through the barn door.
• GoChiefs

  

  Lol
• ernest_t_bass

  

  hasbeen;1347509 wrote:This is the OC Xmas party and it's in a barn. GoChiefs fits through the barn door.

  
  WIDE LOAD! Lolroflmfaozomg!
• GoChiefs

  

  Gbock walks through the door with ETB's sister. Lolroflmfaozomg!
• hasbeen

  

  GoChiefs;1347515 wrote:Gbock walks through the door with ETB's sister. Lolroflmfaozomg!

  
  Rmolin gets half of her later.
• Trueblue23

  

  I imagine that myself and SQ_Crazies are in the men's room doing rails of blow off the urinals
• Curly J

  

  hasbeen;1347509 wrote:This is the OC Xmas party and it's in a barn. GoChiefs fits through the barn door.

  
  I thought it was in Justin's Garage.