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...meanwhile at the OC Xmas Party

  • Belly35
    Boatshoe talking to himself and z4p hit him with 9 iron
  • LJ
    Trueblue23;1347518 wrote:I imagine that myself and SQ_Crazies are in the men's room doing rails of blow off the urinals
    That Sage sold you.

    Turns out, it's just baking powder. When confronted, he shoots you with an airsoft gun and runs off to the mean streetz of the interwebz
  • O-Trap
    LJ;1347530 wrote:That Sage sold you.

    Turns out, it's just baking powder. When confronted, he shoots you with an airsoft gun and runs off to the mean streetz of the interwebz
    Screaming that nobody has love for these streets.
  • Tiernan
    After dusting himself off from the fracas in the parking lot Tiernan goes to take a piss in the Mens Room and when he turns around friend_from_lowery is standing behind him in a way too uncomfortable space.
  • O-Trap
    Adsense walks in. People throw garbage at him. He leaves.
  • I Wear Pants
    Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.
  • Sonofanump
    hasbeen;1347516 wrote:Rmolin gets half of her later.
    This is funny on multiple levels.
  • Sonofanump
    Belly35;1347522 wrote:Boatshoe talking to himself and z4p hit him with 9 iron
    Boatshoe. Lulz.
  • Curly J
    Darby walks in with his Date...never mind, that was a stretch. I'll try again. Darby walks in with his Dregree.
  • Sonofanump
    I Wear Pants;1347598 wrote:Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.
    Now I really want to attend.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    10/10 thread
  • Curly J
    I Wear Pants;1347598 wrote:Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.

    No worries for ETB. You know Sleeper will bring Bud Light. Best.Beer.Ever.
  • O-Trap
    Curly J;1347609 wrote:Darby walks in with his Date...never mind, that was a stretch. I'll try again. Darby walks in with his Dregree.

    He's dressed like Bret Michaels in his Poison days.
    Curly J;1347613 wrote:No worries for ETB. You know Sleeper will bring Bud Light. Best.Beer.Ever.
    Sleeper also brings dozens of McDoubles from the restaurant he owns.
  • I Wear Pants
    Belly yells at everyone for not fully appreciating his gourmet cooking. Mumbles something about them all not understanding what it takes and them being freeloaders of his hard work and cooking skills. This episode is brought on by everyone being thoroughly excited when Sleeper whips out the bags of McDoubles.
  • O-Trap
    I Wear Pants;1347618 wrote:Belly yells at everyone for not fully appreciating his gourmet cooking. Mumbles something about them all not understanding what it takes and them being freeloaders of his hard work and cooking skills.
    And the rest of what he said that night could not be understood.
  • Curly J
    O-Trap;1347617 wrote: Sleeper also brings dozens of McDoubles from the restaurant he owns.

    And for those that don't like Mickey D's, I'll be in the other room reheating pizza in a skillet, on a stove. Or you can eat it cold.
  • Sonofanump
    Curly J;1347626 wrote:And for those that don't like Mickey D's, I'll be in the other room reheating pizza in a skillet, on a stove. Or you can eat it cold.
    Now I am there for sure.
  • GoChiefs
    Sonofanump gets pissed when power_i walks in without Cletus.
  • Sonofanump
    GoChiefs;1347643 wrote:Sonofanump gets pissed when power_i walks in without Cletus.
    Cutest puppy ever.
  • rmolin73
    hasbeen;1347516 wrote:Rmolin gets half of her later.
    The half with her mouth I don't do sloppy seconds.

    Thinthickbigred gets pissed off and tells Al Bundy to meet him out back. Skank follows but is unsure which side to take. Either his anti parochial buddy Thinthick or his Massillon buddy Al Bundy. Once outside we don't allow him back into the party. mtp/mtrulz is pissed because 15 year olds aren't allowed in bars he keeps yelling that it's because he is the most hated.
  • believer
    fan_from_texas;1347472 wrote:Con_Alma and SVF are off in a corner, arguing about the bar's curb appeal. They eventually agree to part ways, but any time Con_Alma starts talking to anyone else, SVF butts into the conversation and says, "Don't listen to Con_Alma. He thinks he's above the rules." Con_Alma says something vaguely related to the Naval Academy, then jumps in his Porsche Cayenne and drives away.

    Meanwhile, in the politics corner, footwedge somehow manages to debate gut and QCB, both of whom he claims to be ignoring. But whenever they talk, he goes off on a political rant about fat cats and republicans. A half dozen people who only participate in the politics forum--and are not otherwise known by anyone else--start chanting "Sheeple! Sheeple!". Boatshoes seizes the moment and busts out his pocket flowchart, which contains several hundred graphs prepared by the Brookings Institute and Tax Policy Center. ccrunner doesn't understand what they mean, but because they're not from Fox News, he disagrees with them.
    perfect! lol
  • ernest_t_bass
    Deadliestwarrior walks in and gets infracted for repeating what he just heard from someone else.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Sonofanump makes a beastiality film with Cletus.
  • hasbeen
    ernest_t_bass;1347669 wrote:Sonofanump makes a beastiality film with Cletus.

    We all wait eagerly for martyirish to review it.