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• Strapping Young Lad

  

  Sage is like the huddle version of Eminem. Slicing people up. Only he's doing his act anonymously. On the internet. And he's not getting paid millions. Or getting laid. On a Friday. While he's in college.
• skank

  

  Strapping Young Lad wrote: Sage is like the huddle version of Eminem. Slicing people up. Only he's doing his act anonymously. On the internet. And he's not getting paid millions. Or getting laid. On a Friday. While he's in college.

  Oh he's getting laid, he just never calls the guy the next day.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  skank wrote:

  Strapping Young Lad wrote: Sage is like the huddle version of Eminem. Slicing people up. Only he's doing his act anonymously. On the internet. And he's not getting paid millions. Or getting laid. On a Friday. While he's in college.

  Oh he's getting laid, he just never calls the guy the next day.

  So, that's what him and SQ were feuding about...
• yeahgoahead

  

  Sage wrote:
  
  You guys are fucking clowns. Anybody who gets revved up about high school athletics is a fucking joke too. If I lived in a town that got excited about AMATEUR athletics, I'd be fucking embarrassed.

  
  Hey fuck face I personally like high school sports better that any others. That's the main reason I participate on this site. It's douche bags like yourself that give blogs like this a bad rap.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  If you don't like HS sports than you may as well say you don't like sporst period, because what's the difference??? I don't mind if a person doesn't like sports, but what the hell's the difference what level it is???
• skank

  

  Once again folks, he's from Marion, If I was from Marion, I wouldn't care much for High School sports either.
• mtrulz

  Coyotes, they love ya here man!
• CenterBHSFan

  

  I just like the fact that Sage used the word "hijinx".
  
  I truly think it is an under-used word in our everyday language. Just like shenanigans is over-used.
  
  HIJINX!
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  Sage you talk all this shit about how thug you are. Ever had a friend murdered in a drug deal? Whats the most white girl,weed,and x youve had in your possesion at one time. The most money youve had at one time. You say your a fucking g prove it. I dont even think youve been through half the shit i have yet you come on here talking shit about how Marion is a fucking g town. Come to the ville where the cops sell drugs and we have more people addicted to coke per capita than anywhere in the US. Your not as fucking hard as you think you are.
• puffyisback

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

  skank wrote:

  coyotes22 wrote: Sage, I will pray for you. I know this is all an act, just so no one thinks that you have gone soft. I understand you have to keep your badass internet tough guy status alive. Its ok. I will take the fall this time.
  
  Thanks again though, for getting my name in lights!! I never thought I would be famous on freehuddle.com!!

  An act? Ha. Sage is a dick.

  You'd be a dick too if you spent ur whole life in marion. I'd hate the world too. It's cool Sage, we understand kid.

  i'd hate my life too, if all I had to do was hop on internet message boards and talk about my car and all these bitches that want me but yet I'M ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. blah blah blah I'm the golfing god, blah blah blah bitches bow down to me becauze I'm Zwick....don't you dare step up to the CITY OF KINGS
• BRF

  

  What a thread. It's an explosion. I had to put down the crackberry and get on a real computer to check all this out, as my thumb was blustering from all the scrolling.
  
  Dang, man.
• hoops23

  

  This was a great thread. I got a few laughs out of it, so it served it's purpose well...
  
  Bravo.
• Fab4Runner

  

  This is amazing. The best part is I've met Sage so I can hear him saying these things in his voice. Awesome.
• SportsAndLady

  

  in the name of vyvance, jack daniels, nuatral light, marijuana, and ambien thsi thread is deliviering
• Sonofanump

  Sage wrote:

  So this thread was never going to get good? Why did you not post this graph on page one so we did not have to waste our time. What is to the right of Obama; Warren Harding or James Buchanan?
• SportsAndLady

  

  SportsAndLady wrote: in the name of vyvance, jack daniels, nuatral light, marijuana, and ambien thsi thread is deliviering

  Even sober, this thread still delivers.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  puffyisback wrote:
  i'd hate my life too, if all I had to do was hop on internet message boards and talk about my car and all these bitches that want me but yet I'M ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. blah blah blah I'm the golfing god, blah blah blah bitches bow down to me becauze I'm Zwick....don't you dare step up to the CITY OF KINGS

  I'm flawless at everything I do. Step ur game up before u come at me. Ur even below Sage. It'd be impossible to step UP to Marion, u gotta step into it.. kinda like the pile of dog shit it is.
• Be Nice

  Wow! 6 pages of comments like these can really make a site lose it's credibility fast.
• Early Cuyler

  

  Be Nice wrote: Wow! 6 pages of comments like these can really make a site lose it's credibility fast.

  leave then.
  
  This thread is Full of Win.
• puffyisback

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

  puffyisback wrote:
  i'd hate my life too, if all I had to do was hop on internet message boards and talk about my car and all these bitches that want me but yet I'M ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. blah blah blah I'm the golfing god, blah blah blah bitches bow down to me becauze I'm Zwick....don't you dare step up to the CITY OF KINGS

  I'm flawless at everything I do. Step ur game up before u come at me. Ur even below Sage. It'd be impossible to step UP to Marion, u gotta step into it.. kinda like the pile of dog shit it is.

  Obviously my friend you are not flawless, you can not even spell "your" and "you" correctly. The invitation to step up to the City of Kings is still open. I would be more than happy to take your chain, but Sage already has it. I still can't fathom some dude from f'n Massilon comparing the City of Kings to a pile of dog shit. I believe a much better comparison would be Marion= Greatest City in the World.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  puffyisback wrote:
  Obviously my friend you are not flawless, you can not even spell "your" and "you" correctly. The invitation to step up to the City of Kings is still open. I would be more than happy to take your chain, but Sage already has it. I still can't fathom some dude from f'n Massilon comparing the City of Kings to a pile of dog shit. I believe a much better comparison would be Marion= Greatest City in the World.

  How bout the next time I'm there, I'll let u and sage fight over a 5 dollar bill for whoever gets to wipe the shit off my rims from the busted ass streets u got. That should put either of u at 2nd or 3rd richest in the city right?
  
  Like I said.. give it up.. u ain't got it in u.
• Sage

  

  Puff, there is no point. After all, they're humans. They don't even know better. They stoned the Son of God and nailed him to a cross.
  
  What hope does Marion, a city of Sons of God, have against these haters? None. SMH.
  
  Ill tell you the reason I don't watch high school sports: its a joke. Bunch of scrub high schoolers who think they're tight. (Insert Skank saying MAYBE IN MARION, LoLZ here). Why would I watch HS when I could watch college and pros? How do you even get into them if you don't have family playing? I don't get it.
  
  Well, in Massilion I get it. There's nothing else there and those 3 hours on Friday help them forget about their jobs running to Mexico.
  
  Skank just blows my mind. He's a dude who's like 50 and still identifies his self worth through a high school team. That's basically what Masilion is. A bunch of drunk losers living viqariously through their son and other people's sons.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Be Nice wrote: Wow! 6 pages of comments like these can really make a site lose it's credibility fast.

  YOU BE NICE!
• baseball4

  

  Sage wrote: I used to think this prestigious title belonged to osu45912812, but no... he has apparently been usurped by coyotes 22.
  
  Let's take a brief look at the threads coyotes22 is responsible for....which are all on the first page:
  
  The Alphabetical Hot Chicks Game - Sounds riveting. I mean... if there is something this site needs more of, it's definitely threads where people can post photoshopped and airbrushed pictures of women they've never met, seen, or talked to. I'm normally on this site from a computer in a school library, and half the time I'm concerned I'm going to end up wrapped up in a child porn sting operation. We get it. Chicks are hot. Why are you excited over internet pixels? I only get excited over chicks who are sucking my dick and giving me sex. In other words: I'm never excited about bitches.
  
  Connect the Post - I don't even know where to begin. What the fuck is the point of this thread? Did you decide we needed more elementary school games on here? This is the type of shit I'd have expected to play when I was still shitting in my pants like a boss. You guys are grown ass men and are on the internet wasting your time on threads like these. SMH.
  
  Word Association - Again ... what the fuck? Are we in grade school? Are you trying to build our vocabulary and critical thinking skills? What is your end game with a thread like this? WHAT NEURONS IN YOUR BRAIN INTERACTED AND DECIDED THIS THREAD WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA? I have to know. What does this add to the site? What is the fucking purpose?
  
  First Letter....Last Letter - I love how he said to "Bring it" in this thread -- as if he's throwing down the gauntlet to a duel or something. Are you fucking kidding me? WHY? At this point.... why? You have Word Association, First Letter Last Letter, and Connect the Post. Couldn't you have turned this into one game? Why three? Why at the same time? What the fuck is your motive here? Are you working with Al-Qaeda and attempting to dumb down America? I am pounding my head into my keyboard now.
  
  Count Down: Freehuddle Edition - By now... I just want to say.... FUCK YOU COYOTES22. FUCK YOU AND THE GOD DAMN HORSE YOU RODE IN ON. COUNTDOWN IS ONE FUCKING WORD TOO. YOURE COUNTING FUCKING DOWN. WHY NOT COUNT UP? THAT WAY YOU COULD SAY "BRING IT" AND SEE IF ANYBODY HAS THE BALLS TO COUNT TO INFINITE LIKE YOU DO. FUCK YOU.
  
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  Folks, this is serious business. There was hijinks like this on the old Huddle--and I let it slide because it kept the idiots all in one place. Now, they're coming over here and they're trying to proliferate their ilk.. and we just can't have this.
  
  Coyotes22, what do you bring to this group? What are you adding to this community? As far as I can tell, you're a slightly retarded child who brings his daycare games home and posts them on the internet for your cyber buddies to play. Just because NCF and Society post here... don't get it twisted... retardation is frowned upon, as is autism. (Although we let CityBuckeyeQueen slide because his autism makes for highly awkward, yet funny moments on this board).
  
  Stop with the gay fucking games. I can't take it anymore. Especially the way you're spamming them. And for those of you who play them--shame on you too for being a fucking moron. Get off the Countdown thread and go examine your life. And people who are going to be like WHAT DO YOU ADD SAGE or OMG GET OFF COYOTES22 BACK HES JUST TRYING TO BE JOVIAL AND SOCIAL -- You guys can go get fucked too.

  Dude, really? To say the word "fuck" so many times in a post just makes YOU sound ignorant. That's one thing, but to joke about retardation and autism is another. "retardation is frowned upon, as is autism"? Really? You're an idiot.
  
  People may start pointless posts but I believe you just blew their "stupidity" out of the water on this on champ.
  
  Here's to hoping you get suspended by Justincredible for being a moron!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Dear freehuddle,
  
  Congratulations on being offended by someone with a keyboard, who is not threatening one ounce of your personal being.
  
  Congratulations on taking Sage's bait.
  
  This thread has really opened my eyes (truthfully) at how to handle online stuff like this. It means absolutely nothing.