coyotes22 ---> Worst Threadmaker Ever?

• skank

  

  Sage wrote: Yes.
  
  Levi Johnston fucked Sarah Palin's daughter. Got her preggers. He became a national "celebrity."
  
  She lost and now he's just the kid who fucked his high school broad and got her pregnant (read: moron).
  
  He now does Playgirl and thinks he's a boss because, hey, he's levi fucking Johnston, when really--everybody stopped caring about him a year ago when he became irrelevant.
  
  You.
  
  You created a bunch of dumb fucking threads.
  
  I clowned you for it. You became "famous." When really you were a clown all along.
  
  We have since moved on from you being a clown, established that you're a clown, and we're #OnToTheNext Clown.
  
  Meanwhile, you're bumping old threads of mine, bumping this one, changing your location to Massillion (attempting to draw my ire) and calling me out--when you've already been sent back to your mediocrity and irrelevancy 10 minutes ago.
  
  You and Levi Johnston are both done. You got "famous" for doing stupid shit, people have moved out, and you're no longer relevant. Please act accordingly.

  He is from Massillon dumb fuck.
• coyotes22

  

  Sage wrote: Yes.
  
  Levi Johnston fucked Sarah Palin's daughter. Got her preggers. He became a national "celebrity."
  
  She lost and now he's just the kid who fucked his high school broad and got her pregnant (read: moron).
  
  He now does Playgirl and thinks he's a boss because, hey, he's levi fucking Johnston, when really--everybody stopped caring about him a year ago when he became irrelevant.
  
  You.
  
  You created a bunch of dumb fucking threads.
  
  I clowned you for it. You became "famous." When really you were a clown all along.
  
  We have since moved on from you being a clown, established that you're a clown, and we're #OnToTheNext Clown.
  
  Meanwhile, you're bumping old threads of mine, bumping this one, [size=xx-large]changing your location to Massillion[/size] (attempting to draw my ire) and calling me out--when you've already been sent back to your mediocrity and irrelevancy 10 minutes ago.
  
  You and Levi Johnston are both done. You got "famous" for doing stupid shit, people have moved out, and you're no longer relevant. Please act accordingly.

  HEY dumb ass, its [size=xx-large]MASSILLON[/size], and has always said [size=xx-large]MASSILLON[/size].
  
  STFU and GTFO
• hasbeen

  

  Sage wrote: The fact you're complaining about Natural Light just confirms everything we already knew about Pickerington. They're people who want the class of Upper Arlington but are too poor to live there.

  Natural Light tastes like shit. I want my beer to have a TASTE to it. You make some of the dumbest fucking generalizations around my man. Be straight with me homie, if you went to your local watering hole and got $1 Miller and Coors Light's for like 2 months then come home and they switched that shit to Natty? You wouldn't be pissed? You get me 8 beers in, I'll drink natty because my taste is about gone anyways, but Natty from the start is like doing a fucking military crawl the first leg of a marathon.
• Sage

  

  Well that just fucking explains everything.
  
  Massillion is responsible for 98% of the DTI% on this forum.
  
  Eliminate Massillions, and we eliminate our problem and I can go do heroin in peace.
  
  We must destroy the Massillions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• coyotes22

  

  Sage wrote: Yes.
  
  Levi Johnston fucked Sarah Palin's daughter. Got her preggers. He became a national "celebrity."
  
  She lost and now he's just the kid who fucked his high school broad and got her pregnant (read: moron).
  
  He now does Playgirl and thinks he's a boss because, hey, he's levi fucking Johnston, when really--everybody stopped caring about him a year ago when he became irrelevant.
  
  You.
  
  You created a bunch of dumb fucking threads.
  
  I clowned you for it. You became "famous." When really you were a clown all along.
  
  We have since moved on from you being a clown, established that you're a clown, and we're #OnToTheNext Clown.
  
  Meanwhile, you're bumping old threads of mine, bumping this one, changing your location to Massillion (attempting to draw my ire) and calling me out--when you've already been sent back to your mediocrity and irrelevancy 10 minutes ago.
  
  You and Levi Johnston are both done. You got "famous" for doing stupid shit, people have moved out, and you're no longer relevant. Please act accordingly.

  And yet, you felt the need to establish an entire thread JUST TO ME!!!! obviii
  
  WTF, bro!!! Get over it!!
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Sage wrote: Got her preggers.

  preggers? seriously? no dude says preggers. No strait dude at least. Ur hatred for women is makin sense now.
  
  preggers? really? come on man even ur better than that.
• Sage

  

  Bro, I drink Natural Light for the taste. It's all Natural, baby. None of that processed bullshit.
  
  Coors Light is for dumb asses. Point in case? WE HAVE THE BLUE MOUNTAINS SO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR BEERS COLD. Oh, really? That's kind of cool. OH WAIT I HAVE A SENSE OF FUCKING TOUCH--WHY ARE YOU MARKETING A CAN AND NOT YOUR BEER?
  
  Miller Light is the Cum of Satan. I don't really want to go into it--but lets say it's been proven that Miller Light basically financed the 9-11 operation and is a financial pillar of the bin Laden tribe.
• Sage

  

  Preggers bro. Get wit it.
• skank

  

  Meth Lite.
• coyotes22

  

  Sage wrote: Well that just fucking explains everything.
  
  Massillion is responsible for 98% of the DTI% on this forum.
  
  Eliminate Massillions, and we eliminate our problem and I can go do heroin in peace.
  
  We must destroy the Massillions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  You must think because you post DTI%, and obvii, bro, I mean, you must be real smart, and shit, cuz like you wrote like a 7 page report while doing drugs, bro, and got an A, obvii!!!
  
  I mean the % of DTI on this fucking forum, bro, is like, totaly wasted now!! obviii
  
  Dude, I mean, when we look at the grand scheme of thing, massillion (read: fictional place made up by the voices in Sage's head) is like fucking obsessed with football bro!! They like, suck and stuff, and my town has golden roads, wait, bro, is that a my little pony unicorn, obviii, I must have taken to much adderoll!!! BTW% like it is spelled ADDERALL, dumb fuck. UR IQ must be like below the % of a fourth grader bro, obviii
• Sage

  

  You are channeling me to get your IWR% up. I see what you are doing here, Coyotes.
  
  Unfortunately, you are from Massillion. I am not sure there is much I can do for you. You are like a crippled kid walking into my dojo seeking training in advanced jujitsu. I'm just not sure I can work with these inferior materials, ya dig?
• coyotes22

  

  Sage wrote: You are channeling me to get your IWR% up. I see what you are doing here, Coyotes.
  
  Unfortunately, you are from Massillion. I am not sure there is much I can do for you. You are like a crippled kid walking into my dojo seeking training in advanced jujitsu. I'm just not sure I can work with these inferior materials, ya dig?

  Oh, I dig it dawg!! Like look bro, you be real tizite and and is the shizell. Im pickin up wat u be layin down. Bro, I lovs how you be keepin it real, like all the time, bro, obvii.
  
  Im sure one day, you will get your STFU% to a reasonable level, and then your GTFO% will totally increase!!! Ya dig?
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Urban Dictionary
  
  1. preggers 896 up, 342 down
  
  Absolutely retarded way of saying pregnant. If it's slang used mainly by guys, it's obviously gay ones who didn't get the chick knocked up in the first place, because that's how it sounds. No man should ever use that phrase...
  
  Well UD confirms it I guess.
• Sage

  

  We are getting it, we are getting it.
  
  Dog, of course UrbanDictionary is going to hate cuz they're ran by white guys. My street (made out of cocaine bricks, obvii) is my urban dictionary. And the Corner Sto is my thesaurus.
• Sage

  

  Also, I am writing a screen play involving the folks of Massillion.
  
  It will be posted here.
  
  Bigger than Avatar.
• coyotes22

  

  OOOOO!!!
  
  You so gangsta!!!!
• Sage

  

  Bro. You're wearing a Clown nose right now. Obvii nobody is going to take you seriously.
• skank

  

  Sage wrote: Also, I am writing a screen play involving the folks of Massillion.
  
  It will be posted here.
  
  Bigger than Avatar.

  If it ends with us beating your asses in a game officiated FAIRLY, it's probably pretty accurate.
• skank

  

  What up home slice? Just hangin wit ma homies.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  dudes so hood.
• coyotes22

  

  Sage wrote: Bro. You're wearing a Clown nose right now. Obvii nobody is going to take you seriously.

  LMAO. obvii, yo mus b right, bro. SMH at the way you diss me dawg.
  
  I bet your pants are hanging down around your ankles right now, with Sponge Bob Boxers hanging out, and ur homies are prolly like, dude, Sage is the bomb. *sniff* sage, bro, dude, get the mirror and cut anotha line, dawg.
• Chesapeake

  

  Check out the threads from Manaze "formerly Vader"
• Sage

  

  Actually we call them "Nice Guys." Like, "Yo, bro, bust me out a nice guy before we hit the bar scene and beat up the beat!" Ya dig?
• osu45804

  

  Coyotes22 ... Why do you have to take my top spot?
• Chesapeake

  

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  This may help you find them quicker.
  
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