coyotes22 ---> Worst Threadmaker Ever?

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Sage wrote: And Zwick, your chain is already glistening on my neck. I don't even know why I allow you to post on my threads anymore. You had your time and I put an end to it. You posted about your dog looking for sentimental bullshit and I put a clown suit on that ass.
  
  I'd just go take your padawan, darby22pitcher, and just leave the site before he gets fucking embarrassed sometime too.

  Quit lyin to urself.. it ain't no good for u. U ain't on my level.. won't ever be.. u ain't got it in u. Ur always gonna be that pissed off lil boy from Marion, who sits alone in the corner on his laptop, spewin hatred cuz he's an inch away from ending his pathetic little life.
  But I hope u don't do it... who the fuck is gonna clean my rims and windsheild at the stop light when I drive thru Marion?
• coyotes22

  

  Sage wrote: Bro, Marion took that chain and it turned thousands of Massillon fans into an armed mob.
  
  You guys knocked out your own fucking band director.
  
  Why, because high school championships are like cocaine to a drug addict for you. It's what helps you deal with the reality of living in a shithole of a town. When you guys got knocked, you acted like a drug fiend who had just been robbed.
  
  WTF?!?! WE DIDN'T WIN?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WE MUSTA GOT HOSED!!!! RIOT!!!!!! AHHHH!!! RIOT!!!! AHHH!!!!
  
  You guys are fucking clowns. Anybody who gets revved up about high school athletics is a fucking joke too. If I lived in a town that got excited about AMATEUR athletics, I'd be fucking embarrassed.

  This coming from someone who has a, what is that, a Browns logo, for an avatar?
  
  WTF?!?!?!?!?! WE DIDNT WIN?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!?! WE MUST NEED A NEW COACH!!!! RIOT!!! WE MUST NEED A NEW QUARTERBACK!!!! AHH!!! RIOT!!! AHH!!!!
• skank

  

  Sage wrote: No, there was no hosing about it. You guys got fucking beat and can't tip your cap like fucking men and just accept it that we were simply better on that night.
  
  Instead, you guys cried and threw temper tantrums. You knocked out your own band director with a full 20 oz bottle of Coke (the Cola, obviii). You threw rocks at Marion Harding's bus after the game and tried to rock it over. Think about that for a second. Grown ass people throwing rocks and trying to tip over the bus of HIGH SCHOOL KIDS. OVER A GOD DAMN FOOTBALL GAME.
  
  You guys are a fucking joke. It's why you guys have never won a state title on the field since about 1867. You're a bunch of fucking busters.

  
  I tipped my cap to your team a long time ago, but your simple dumb ass won't let it go, enjoy the biggest win in the history of the Meth Mecca of Ohio.
• yeahgoahead

  

  I started reading this thread because I found it funny towards the end I'm finding it kind of sad.
• skank

  

  yeahgoahead wrote: I started reading this thread because I found it funny towards the end I'm finding it kind of sad.

  Welcome to a thread involving sage.
• Sage

  

  Notice how it went down with the arrival of Skank and Zwick, two Massillonites?
  
  When Massillon arrives on a thread, it's affect on the Thread's trajectory is equatable to an RPG slamming into the side of a 747 that's taking off.
• skank

  

  Sage wrote: Bro, Marion took that chain and it turned thousands of Massillon fans into an armed mob.
  
  You guys knocked out your own fucking band director.
  
  Why, because high school championships are like cocaine to a drug addict for you. It's what helps you deal with the reality of living in a shithole of a town. When you guys got knocked, you acted like a drug fiend who had just been robbed.
  
  WTF?!?! WE DIDN'T WIN?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WE MUSTA GOT HOSED!!!! RIOT!!!!!! AHHHH!!! RIOT!!!! AHHH!!!!
  
  [size=xx-large]You guys are fucking clowns. Anybody who gets revved up about high school athletics is a fucking joke too. If I lived in a town that got excited about AMATEUR athletics, I'd be fucking embarrassed.[/size]

  You say this, then you beat your chest about beating Massillon?
  
  Dumbass.
• skank

  

  Sage wrote: Notice how it went down with the arrival of Skank and Zwick, two Massillonites?
  
  When Massillon arrives on a thread, it's affect on the Thread's trajectory is equatable to an RPG slamming into the side of a 747 that's taking off.

  Or like that of a Marionite jonesing for more Meth.
• coyotes22

  

  There should have been a poll on this thread!!!
• hasbeen

  

  skank wrote:

  Sage wrote: Bro, Marion took that chain and it turned thousands of Massillon fans into an armed mob.
  
  You guys knocked out your own fucking band director.
  
  Why, because high school championships are like cocaine to a drug addict for you. It's what helps you deal with the reality of living in a shithole of a town. When you guys got knocked, you acted like a drug fiend who had just been robbed.
  
  WTF?!?! WE DIDN'T WIN?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WE MUSTA GOT HOSED!!!! RIOT!!!!!! AHHHH!!! RIOT!!!! AHHH!!!!
  
  [size=xx-large]You guys are fucking clowns. Anybody who gets revved up about high school athletics is a fucking joke too. If I lived in a town that got excited about AMATEUR athletics, I'd be fucking embarrassed.[/size]

  You say this, then you beat your chest about beating Massillon?
  
  Dumbass.

  Was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed. How long ago was this game? Does it really matter? This thread was hilarious at the start.
• coyotes22

  

  bump
• Sage

  

  
• hasbeen

  

  coyotes22 wrote: bump

  OMFG WTF!!!11!ONEONEONEONEONE!! WHY WOULD YOU BUMP THIS?! NOW NOT ONLY ARE YOU THE WORST THREADMAKER EVER YOU ARE SO THE WORST BUMPER EVER! DUBYATEEEFFMATE!!1!
  
  
  and 22 is a shitty number.
• alwaysafan

  So who is winning the pissing contest? I lost track 20 posts ago.
• Sage

  

  I know a guy with Jim Carrey as his avatar and Pickerington listed as his location isn't talking shit.
• coyotes22

  

  bump again
• hasbeen

  

  Sage wrote: I know a guy with Jim Carrey as his avatar and Pickerington listed as his location isn't talking shit.

  Haha. Oh ya I forgot..Jim Carrey sucks and Pickerington blows. We can skip the 20 post argument that would normally follow.
• Sage

  

  Thank you for handling your inevitable defeat with class and grace. We need more posters like you.
• coyotes22

  

  Or, more posters who call out other posters on being racist.
  
  http://www.freehuddle.com/Thread-SQ-Crazies-is-a-racist
  
  Oh, wait, that thread got closed. Huh, I have never had a thread closed.
  
  Worst threadmaker= Sage
  
  Nuff said
• hasbeen

  

  Sage wrote: Thank you for handling your inevitable defeat with class and grace. We need more posters like you.

  Haha no problem man. I mean, let's be honest, your logic that Marion is paved in gold and shit is hard to beat. And god knows what you were going to say about Pickerington, I'm sure though that it'd be so irrefutably true that I wouldn't have a come back. I can assume this, again, based on the fact that Marion is paved in gold. I've been to Marion a few times and I must say, it's real nice. I would definitely want to hang around there, but I don't think I'm at the level. Marion is the shit. It's like sex, but not just normal, every day, I just came in your vagina sex. Marion is like multiple orgasm, slap across the face, choke the bitch out, give her a black eye, wreck the room 8 hour long sex AND the she-devil doesn't get pregnant(because that shit ain't cool and Marion is cool, obviii).
  
  And frankly, I don't really care enough to argue high school sports with ya and the bar I frequent here in P-town just changed their 1 dollar beers from Coors Light and Miller Lite to fucking Natty light!?!!? So fuck Pickerington and fuck Happy Endings. That's horseshit!
• Sage

  

  The fact you're complaining about Natural Light just confirms everything we already knew about Pickerington. They're people who want the class of Upper Arlington but are too poor to live there.
• Sage

  

  Coyotes22 is the present day Levi Johnston.
• coyotes22

  

  You are comparing me to a 19 year old from Alaska?
• skank

  

  No, it's the drummer from Rancid isn't it?
• Sage

  

  Yes.
  
  Levi Johnston fucked Sarah Palin's daughter. Got her preggers. He became a national "celebrity."
  
  She lost and now he's just the kid who fucked his high school broad and got her pregnant (read: moron).
  
  He now does Playgirl and thinks he's a boss because, hey, he's levi fucking Johnston, when really--everybody stopped caring about him a year ago when he became irrelevant.
  
  You.
  
  You created a bunch of dumb fucking threads.
  
  I clowned you for it. You became "famous." When really you were a clown all along.
  
  We have since moved on from you being a clown, established that you're a clown, and we're #OnToTheNext Clown.
  
  Meanwhile, you're bumping old threads of mine, bumping this one, changing your location to Massillion (attempting to draw my ire) and calling me out--when you've already been sent back to your mediocrity and irrelevancy 10 minutes ago.
  
  You and Levi Johnston are both done. You got "famous" for doing stupid shit, people have moved out, and you're no longer relevant. Please act accordingly.