Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash

• kathyjane

  im assuming its a long driveway?
• Speedofsand

  

  
• Fab1b

  

  bahahahahahaahaha
• Nate

  Speedofsand wrote:

  ROFLMAO
• bases_loaded

  

  Rumor is he has been doing a lil cheating on Elin, a heated argument perhaps the reason why he was leaving in a hurry....
• ernest_t_bass

  

  royal_k wrote:I back out of mine at 50mph.

  I go out of mine sideways
• royal_k

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  royal_k wrote:I back out of mine at 50mph.

  I go out of mine sideways

  I thought you quit drinking....
• gut

  Was probably driving down to check the mail. Yes, at 2:30 and probably a bit tipsy and tired - fell asleep.
  
  Guy is human afterall, just not on the golf course
• berry

  At 2:30 AM, Tiger Woods should be "In the hole!!"
• mattinctown

  Apparently Elin heard the accident and busted out the back window with a golf club? Sign her up for the LPGA!!!!
• 2kool4skool

  

  Had a good laugh reading the 1st page of this thread.
  
  I wish we had the Office Space jump to conclusions mat for you people, seems like you'd get a lot of use out of it.
• Woops

  If the reports are correct:
  A. he was hammered
  B. he is fuckin' stupid
  
  Tiger is no idiot
• cologino

  sounds fishy
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Was the vehicle on its side? Why would his wife smash in the back of the vehicle to help him out? This story reeks.
• hang_loose

  I think he was coming home in a hurry and missed his driveway...
• Manhattan Buckeye

  All reports I've read said he was LEAVING his home.
• Sage

  

  Hahahahahahahaha. The hoopla had been hilarious with this.
  
  Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one?
• Manhattan Buckeye

  "Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one? "
  
  Doubtful, because everyone knows Daly is a drunk and a womanizer, and the authorities/Team Nike wouldn't have to bake up a completely incredulous story to save his reputation.
• tk421

  

  Manhattan Buckeye wrote: Was the vehicle on its side? Why would his wife smash in the back of the vehicle to help him out? This story reeks.

  I'm not saying it is, but it kind of sounds like a domestic "squabble". Tiger backing out of his driveway really quick at 2:30 in the morning, his wife wielding a golf club and his back window is smashed in and he has cuts on his face. I'm just saying that if this was a normal guy, that's what everyone would probably think happened.
• Stiffman

  

  ^+1
• Be Nice

  Cuts on his face. uhm. Maybe running from Erin, jumps in the caddy she swings club at him, breaks window and...cuts on face. He puts car in reverse, trying to escape a swinging 4 iron, looses control, hits fire hydrant and tree. The story says...she broke window to "rescue" him. Bullshit. One of the doors had to work for him to get out or why not "roll" down window and climb out? Coooooovvvver Upppppppp!
• Manhattan Buckeye

  ^^^
  
  An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.
• tk421

  

  Manhattan Buckeye wrote: ^^^
  
  An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.

  Yeah, for real. It'd take a couple guys to get someone as big as Tiger out of a car if he was really unconscious.
• Preacher

  ccrunner609 wrote: Yeah she looks buff
  
  

  Why would you cheat on that?:huh:
• hasbeen

  

  Preacher wrote:

  ccrunner609 wrote: Yeah she looks buff
  
  

  Why would you cheat on that?:huh:

  he doesn't like yellow i heard