I think it was lightning. 

Holy.. 👀 pic.twitter.com/FL5g6F345J

— BaldPrivilege 🍉🍍🥝🥭👊👊👊 (@Baldprivilege) August 30, 2021

Why tf do you have a $24m diamond embedded in your forehead?

posted by justincredible

Why tf do you have a $24m diamond embedded in your forehead?

Maybe he likes Vision 

Article is about "historic high" marijuana use among college-aged adults.

See if you can spot what's wrong with the stock photo LMFAO

https://www.studyfinds.org/marijuana-use-college-students/

I often snort cannabis.

posted by justincredible

This is the thread winner.  You will never see anything more F'd up

I noticed the paper avoided assuming the perp's gender....

It all started with the marijuana.

posted by Fletch

This is the thread winner.  You will never see anything more F'd up

Yep.  Shut it down.

posted by justincredible

So, how would you like to be the unfortunate person who was put in charge of counting the dongs? From 1 to 3178!

1! 1 preserved penis! HAHAHA

1 dong a day and that’s a decade of songs.

A dong a day keeps something away, I’m sure. 

⚠️ pic.twitter.com/VD7NtcrVjD

— ELIJAH SCHAFFER (@ElijahSchaffer) September 25, 2021

Ok, at least it was only pictures this time.

What in tarnation?

posted by justincredible

What in tarnation?

I'm sorry to be all dicks, all the time in this thread. 

Lady is in a church, too.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/29/us/illinois-rabies-death/index.html

"woke to find a bat on his neck"......dude that wasnt a bat!!!

Plane crash in Russia kills 20 skydivers...."You had a parachute, and you still died in a plane crash?!?"

Except apparently an engine failed immediately after takeoff, and the plane never got higher than 200 feet.

Imagine thinking you can pet a random warthog.

No don't pat the warthog 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/RK7cR9S7QY

— Adrian Slabbert (@adrian_slabbert) October 11, 2021

I can’t believe what I just saw pic.twitter.com/EGPbw5L66x

— Kevin W. (@Brink_Thinker) October 15, 2021

I'm going to call this a "Texas clown car"