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Are you a hipster?

  • justincredible
    LJ;1526451 wrote:I hate all that stuff. Indie music, fashion of any sort, alternative lifestyles, and Urban living.
    The only thing I have from that list is independent political views. I do live in the city but I hate it.
  • dlazz
    justincredible;1526455 wrote:The only thing I have from that list is independent political views. I do live in the city but I hate it.
    You want to move to nowhere and live off the land. In today's day and age, that's an alternative view on life.

    Hipster.
  • said_aouita







    At least they drink decent beer.
  • SportsAndLady
    dlazz;1526459 wrote:You want to move to nowhere and live off the land. In today's day and age, that's an alternative view on life.

    Hipster.
    Gotta agree with this
  • justincredible
    dlazz;1526459 wrote:You want to move to nowhere and live off the land. In today's day and age, that's an alternative view on life.

    Hipster.
    SportsAndLady;1526470 wrote:Gotta agree with this
    Okay.
  • Mohican00
    said_aouita;1526462 wrote:At least they drink decent beer.
    questionable
  • Me?
    This thread, shorter:

    When I'm really feeling down on my pathetic life, I find it a perfect time to claim publicly that I hate someone I don't know, for reasons I don't really understand. Always makes me feel better!

    And for the record, I'm not a hipster. The only people I hate are people who are worried enough to start a thread about things like how much extra leg room a dude has in his jeans. Think about that for one quick second...you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you. How sad is that?
  • dlazz
    justincredible;1526481 wrote:Okay.
    Truth hurts brah
  • justincredible
    Me?;1526492 wrote:This thread, shorter:

    When I'm really feeling down on my pathetic life, I find it a perfect time to claim publicly that I hate someone I don't know, for reasons I don't really understand. Always makes me feel better!

    And for the record, I'm not a hipster. The only people I hate are people who are worried enough to start a thread about things like how much extra leg room a dude has in his jeans. Think about that for one quick second...you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you. How sad is that?
    I do agree with this.
  • justincredible
    dlazz;1526493 wrote:Truth hurts brah
    Not even a little.
  • dlazz
    Me?;1526492 wrote:you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you.
    I can't wear skinny jeans because I'd be showing a huge bulge and it would be distracting to all of the hunnies. I already have enough trouble with that due to the Elantra/cat
  • thavoice
    dlazz;1526497 wrote:I can't wear skinny jeans because I'd be showing a huge bulge and it would be distracting to all of the hunnies. I already have enough trouble with that due to the Elantra/cat
    You can solve that by taking the socks outta your pants.
  • SportsAndLady
    Me?;1526492 wrote:This thread, shorter:

    When I'm really feeling down on my pathetic life, I find it a perfect time to claim publicly that I hate someone I don't know, for reasons I don't really understand. Always makes me feel better!

    And for the record, I'm not a hipster. The only people I hate are people who are worried enough to start a thread about things like how much extra leg room a dude has in his jeans. Think about that for one quick second...you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you. How sad is that?
    It's more than just the jeans. And what's the point of a message forum if we can't post things on our minds? I don't think anyone is aggravated moreso just making a statement about a particular fad that is stupid.

    And why do you think I'm feeling down on my life? I don't drive a Hyundai and I don't have a cat.
  • justincredible
    I think it's pretty obvious dlazz is a hipster. Beard? Check. Cat? Check. Socially awkward loner? Check.

    He's either a hipster or the next person to shoot up a crowded building.
  • SportsAndLady
    justincredible;1526520 wrote:I think it's pretty obvious dlazz is a hipster. Beard? Check. Cat? Check. Socially awkward loner? Check.

    He's either a hipster or the next person to shoot up a crowded building.
    I thought about dlazz as a hipster as well. I think he may be one to be honest.
  • Me?
    First three words in the thread are "I hate hipsters"...would seem to go beyond making a statement about a fad that you think is stupid. What is wrong with Hyundais and cats? What's with the ridiculous desire to classify groups of people and throw shit on them? In my experience, people who continually do that typically are down on their own life. For instance, I carry a gun, have 2 cats, drive a Duramax, have a beard, don't wear baggy jeans and I really enjoy Dos Equis and Stella. I'm interested in knowing how you classify me, and why you hate me?
  • Con_Alma
    I don't classify you nor hate you. I don't know you.
  • justincredible
    Con_Alma;1526530 wrote:I don't classify you nor hate you. I don't know you.
    I like you.
  • dlazz
    SportsAndLady;1526525 wrote:I thought about dlazz as a hipster as well. I think he may be one to be honest.
    I'm not interesting enough to be a hipster.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;1526520 wrote:I think it's pretty obvious dlazz is a hipster. Beard? Check. Cat? Check. Socially awkward loner? Check.

    He's either a hipster or the next person to shoot up a crowded building.
    He doesn't drink craft beer, because of acid reflux. I DO bet, however, that he is a high quality water aficionado.
  • SportsAndLady
    Me?;1526527 wrote:First three words in the thread are "I hate hipsters"...would seem to go beyond making a statement about a fad that you think is stupid. What is wrong with Hyundais and cats? What's with the ridiculous desire to classify groups of people and throw shit on them? In my experience, people who continually do that typically are down on their own life. For instance, I carry a gun, have 2 cats, drive a Duramax, have a beard, don't wear baggy jeans and I really enjoy Dos Equis and Stella. I'm interested in knowing how you classify me, and why you hate me?
    Lol you took 3 words and turned it into me having some deep rooted, high passionate desire of hatred for hipsters. It was just a thread starter comment to get this thread going.

    I don't know what to classify you as, as I really don't give a fuck. But I could probably make a case that you're a hipster going off of how pissed off you got that I started a hate thread about hipsters.
  • justincredible
    SportsAndLady;1526578 wrote:Lol you took 3 words and turned it into me having some deep rooted, high passionate desire of hatred for hipsters. It was just a thread starter comment to get this thread going.

    I don't know what to classify you as, as I really don't give a fuck. But I could probably make a case that you're a hipster going off of how pissed off you got that I started a hate thread about hipsters.
    You're a hipster because you live in Chicago and probably go to brunch on a weekly basis.
  • LJ
    justincredible;1526581 wrote:You're a hipster because you live in Chicago and probably go to brunch on a weekly basis.

    What the fuck is brunch, exactly?
  • ernest_t_bass
    LJ;1526583 wrote:What the fuck is brunch, exactly?
    A mixture of breakfast and lunch. Hmm, surprised you didn't know that.
  • Automatik
    Breakfast or lunch, and booze....preferably unlimited booze.