If Ohio Chatter Was A Fraternity...

• like_that

  

  Which roles would the posters take on?
  
  President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
  
  Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
  
  Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
  
  Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
  
  Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
  
  Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
  
  Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
  
  Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
  
  Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
  
  The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
  
  The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
  
  The workout freak: BR
  
  The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
  
  The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
  
  The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
  
  The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
  
  House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
  
  The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
  
  The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
  
  Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
  
  The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
  
  The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
• gorocks99

  

  justincredible:
  
• Belly35

  

  By the way the old guy who hasn&#8217;t graduated yet and hasn't learned shit ... bangs more sorority bitches </SPAN>
• justincredible

  

  I lol'd.
• justincredible

  

  
• like_that

  

  Edited to place rawdawg in the suck up group.
• justincredible

  

  like_that;1433318 wrote:Edited to place rawdawg in the suck up group.

  I don't think he fits in that group.
• like_that

  

  justincredible;1433321 wrote:I don't think he fits in that group.

  I suppose he could be the guy who got kicked out of the fraternity.
• gorocks99

  

  Adsense:
  
• justincredible

  

  gorocks99;1433325 wrote:Adsense:
  

  lol'd. Hard.
• Curly J

  

  Another Popularity contest I won't win.
  
  /CCrunner'd
• like_that

  

  Curly J;1433330 wrote:Another Popularity contest I won't win.
  
  /CCrunner'd

  Good call. Edited to add ccrunner's role.
• vball10set

  House Mother - Con_Alma
• GOONx19

  

  Haha well done.
• Iliketurtles

  

  lol pretty good. I'd vote Terry Tate for treasurer though.
• like_that

  

  Iliketurtles;1433351 wrote:lol pretty good. I'd vote Terry Tate for treasurer though.

  Why is that?
• Curly J

  

  The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman

  Mcburg as his assistant.
• lhslep134

  

  I like it except I most definitely wouldn't increase GPA, I "enjoyed" college too much for that if you catch my drift.
  
  I can be the jewish liason to bring in slutty jewish girls.
• gorocks99

  

  mtrulz
  
  "Everybody thought mtrulz was brain damaged"
• ernest_t_bass

  

  You forgot "Token Paraplegic to fulfill quota." R. Scott Carlton, Houston, TX.
  
  (he doesn't care if you know his name. He said so on these very boards).
• Heretic

  

  I like my role. I also could fill the treasurer role, as I did that for our Ultimate Frisbee team in college. And performed my duties as well as you might imagine a drunk pothead would.
  
  The number of times I got phone calls asking if I'd dropped off receipts and statements to the head of club sports, followed by something like, "Dude, come on! You gotta do that TODAY!" was too many to mention.
• FatHobbit

  

  ernest_t_bass;1433388 wrote:You forgot "Token Paraplegic to fulfill quota." R. Scott Carlton, Houston, TX.
  
  (he doesn't care if you know his name. He said so on these very boards).

  
• GoChiefs

  

  Wheres the fat guy at?!
• Heretic

  

  GoChiefs;1433398 wrote:Wheres the fat guy at?!

  Depends. Are you up for doing frat-record kegstands, followed by face-diving through a coffee table?
  
  That is a requirement for any respectable frat's fat guy.
• justincredible

  

  GoChiefs;1433398 wrote:Wheres the fat guy at?!

  Present.