If Ohio Chatter Was A Fraternity...

• gorocks99

  

  Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.
• Ironman92

  

  gorocks99;1433594 wrote:Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.

  
  B+
• Heretic

  

  gorocks99;1433594 wrote:Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.

  I get fired? That means I'll have to stop doing nothing here and go and do nothing somewhere else!!!
• gorocks99

  

  Ironman92;1433597 wrote:B+

  
• Gblock

  i just want a spot on the floor hockey team clearly the best intramural sport imo
• Ironman92

  

  gorocks99;1433600 wrote:

  
  Lol
  
  A+
• Devils Advocate

  

  You need to add NCF as the rival frat dick that tries to leg press us into oblivion.
• hasbeen

  

  Gibby as the douche member who wants to start his own frat because he thinks he can do it better.
  
  Per like_that's disdain for my name change, I'll be the guy who was pretty cool for the first year or two until he feels some bullshit sense of responsibility and makes a change in his life to try and be a more mature member of the frat and becomes a massive douche. I randomly get drunk and revert back at times.
• Belly35

  

  SnotBubbles;1433546 wrote:I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!
  
  I'll come to your parties and bang your sorority girls though.

  
  
  You get seconds and like it ... mofo :laugh:
• Curly J

  

  sportchampps;1433580 wrote:You missed the frat house drug dealer every house has one

  Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.
• Pick6

  

  Curly J;1433639 wrote:Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.

  He's too busy slingin' his Meth on the mean streets of the internets.
  
  /inbe4OTrap
• lhslep134

  

  Gblock;1433601 wrote:i just want a spot on the floor hockey team clearly the best intramural sport imo

  False....ice hockey and dodgeball are the two best
• Heretic

  

  Curly J;1433639 wrote:Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.

  Drug-dealing pothead historian?
  
  Trust me. NO ONE wants to give me that many responsibilities. It always turns out badly...
• Iliketurtles

  

  lhslep134;1433644 wrote:False....ice hockey and dodgeball are the two best

  Eh idk about ice hockey but definitely dodgeball is the best.
• gut

  I always pictured this being Boatshoes
  
  
• lhslep134

  

  Iliketurtles;1433659 wrote:Eh idk about ice hockey but definitely dodgeball is the best.

  
  well hockey was fun because no one played before (we played in lowest league) and everyone was slipping and falling and they let us get away with some basic checks.
  
  Most fun season of intramurals I've had
• justincredible

  

  lhslep134;1433361 wrote:I like it except I most definitely wouldn't increase GPA, I "enjoyed" college too much for that if you catch my drift.
  
  I can be the jewish liason to bring in slutty jewish girls.

  I'll add to this. The jewish guys in our fraternity also did nothing to help our gpa.
• sportchampps

  The best intramurals were broomball and dodgeball well that and coed beach volleyball was fun because of the swimsuits
• O-Trap

  

  Pick6;1433640 wrote:He's too busy slingin' his Meth on the mean streets of the internets.
  
  /inbe4OTrap

  
  Touche, though I think the word he used was "rock."
  

  justincredible;1433671 wrote:I'll add to this. The jewish guys in our fraternity also did nothing to help our gpa.

  I'll be the Welsh guy who helps with the GPA and fakes being Jewish.
• said_aouita

  

  I'm chilling out and matching bowls with Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic.
• dlazz

  Fuck off, I don't want to be in your stupid frat.
  
  gfy's
• O-Trap

  

  mtrulz is the 17-year-old local HS kid trying to sneak into all the parties and pretend he's a college student.
• wes_mantooth

  

  like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
  
  President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
  
  Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
  
  Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
  
  Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
  
  Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
  
  Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
  
  Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
  
  Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
  
  Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
  
  The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
  
  The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
  
  The workout freak: BR
  
  The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
  
  The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
  
  The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
  
  The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
  
  House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
  
  The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
  
  The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
  
  Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
  
  The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
  
  The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner

  
  I would be the best vp eva!
• Ironman92

  

  wes_mantooth;1433932 wrote:I would be the best vp eva!

  
  Top 26
  
  /sleeper'd
• Sugartitz

  

  Commander of Awesome;1433457 wrote:Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.
  
  I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.

  I think I might be the house slam piece...just sayin,