If Ohio Chatter Was A Fraternity...

• GoChiefs

  

  Heretic;1433401 wrote:Depends. Are you up for doing frat-record kegstands, followed by face-diving through a coffee table?
  
  That is a requirement for any respectable frat's fat guy.

  
  Well duh.
• GoChiefs

  

  justincredible;1433405 wrote:Present.
  
  

  
  :thumbup:
• like_that

  

  justincredible;1433405 wrote:Present.
  
  

  LMAO. That is golden.
• Fab4Runner

  

  like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
  
  President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
  
  Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
  
  Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
  
  Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
  
  Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
  
  Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
  
  Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
  
  Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
  
  Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
  
  The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
  
  The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
  
  The workout freak: BR
  
  The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
  
  The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
  
  The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
  
  The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
  
  House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
  
  The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
  
  The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
  
  Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
  
  The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
  
  The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner

  Gee, thanks.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Shit..
• Terry_Tate

  

  Iliketurtles;1433351 wrote:lol pretty good. I'd vote Terry Tate for treasurer though.

  
  This, sir, is how you get reps.
  

  like_that;1433355 wrote:Why is that?

  I'm the controller/CFO for a fairly good sized company. Could bring a little responsibility to the group and also have awkward moments where I try to be cool and fit in.
• vball10set

  Fab4Runner;1433426 wrote:Gee, thanks.

  lol, at least he didn't say "since you suck more", amirite?
• Fab4Runner

  

  vball10set;1433435 wrote:lol, at least he didn't say "since you suck more", amirite?

  Haha, true.
• Heretic

  

  Terry_Tate;1433434 wrote:I'm the controller/CFO for a fairly good sized company. Could bring a little responsibility to the group and also have awkward moments where I try to be cool and fit in.

  That'd probably make you more qualified than me. I'd be a great treasurer for frats in the "actively trying to lose their charter" situation, but not much else.
• Pick6

  

  Sleeper can be the recruiter, since him and his multiple usernames are accountable for ~half of the members registered on the forum.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  vball10set;1433435 wrote:lol, at least he didn't say "since you suck more", amirite?

  Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.
  
  I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.
• Heretic

  

  Commander of Awesome;1433457 wrote:Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.
  
  I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.

  I don't know that either of them would make it more than half a quarter. They'd be like Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused (the complete asshole who no one really likes, so everyone's cool with them getting clowned by younger kids, which causes them to snap, storm off and never be seen again).
• like_that

  

  Heretic;1433462 wrote:I don't know that either of them would make it more than half a quarter. They'd be like Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused (the complete asshole who no one really likes, so everyone's cool with them getting clowned by younger kids, which causes them to snap, storm off and never be seen again).

  You REALLY like that movie.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  like_that;1433464 wrote:You REALLY like that movie.

  You dont?
• like_that

  

  Commander of Awesome;1433466 wrote:You dont?

  I do. Heretic has been referring to it many times the last few days. I think he should propose to the angry sorority girl and get it over with.
• Heretic

  

  like_that;1433467 wrote:I do. Heretic has been referring to it many times the last few days. I think he should propose to the angry sorority girl and get it over with.

  Hmm...good idea! Until she stabs me for not being dressed appropriately for some social gathering or another.
  
  With D&C, probably has to do with how, when I bought it a long time ago, I think I watched the damn thing every night for three straight weeks.
• SnotBubbles

  

  I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!
  
  I'll come to your parties and bang your sorority girls though.
• Curly J

  

  like_that;1433464 wrote:You REALLY like_that movie.

  FIFY
• justincredible

  

  like_that;1433423 wrote:LMAO. That is golden.

  It was glad to win the contest but the next few hours were not fun.
• vball10set

  SnotBubbles;1433546 wrote:I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!.

  :rolleyes:
• sportchampps

  You missed the frat house drug dealer every house has one
• Ironman92

  

  like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
  
  President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
  
  Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
  
  Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
  
  Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
  
  Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
  
  Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
  
  Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
  
  Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
  
  Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
  
  The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
  
  The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
  
  The workout freak: BR
  
  The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
  
  The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
  
  The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
  
  The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
  
  House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
  
  The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
  
  The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
  
  Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
  
  The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
  
  The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner

  
  Listen here God fuckin damnit, I am sick and fuckin tired of your treatment. You know God damn well I am far too big of an ASSet and far too active to just have such a small role just 3 times a year. I need something else...coach, story teller (bout my kids), sports trivia for game night, but preferably something bandwagonish (maybe I can be the guy who always roots for and favors other fraternities?)
  
  Also...nothing for lotz???
• Gblock

  ironman can set up the intermural teams and tournaments
• Gblock

  intramurals?
• Ironman92

  

  Gblock;1433590 wrote:ironman can set up the intermural teams and tournaments

  
  We'd get killed. Lol