Many people (ie...everyone who works for or ever did work for ESPN) consider Johnny Fuckup's mind boggling, death defying, cancer curing come from behind victory over Dook to be the single greatest event in human history. There is not any superlative that is quite worthy of describing what this incredible young man means to the future of mankind. If only ESPN could possibly somehow find a way to show that highlight of him jumping over the fallen Dook kid more often, hunger in Africa could probably be eradicated this young man is that ​special.