You know that old saying,,,,,

• noquarter

  It's hotter than a two pecker goat!!
• noquarter

  That's as worthless as tits on a bull moose.
• Little Danny

  

  Sweating like a whore in church.
• attaboy

  You can't polish a turd........
• chief_wigam

  When you start getting choosey, you stop fucking!!
  A wet pussy and a warm toilet seat are similar, they both make you wonder who was there before you.
• bases_loaded

  

  Never ask if a lady is pregnant, unless in the delivery room.
• mustangs volunteer

  A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun!!
• coyotes22

  

  ^^^^ Funny
• Tiernan

  If its wearing a pearl necklace it must be Go Chiefs.
• GoChiefs

  

  If it's crying over an internet forum it must be Tearnan. Or if his dick is stuck a sheep's ass. Either way.
• Gardens35

  Tombstone
• O-Trap

  

  Sweating like a priest behind an altar boy.
• noquarter

  win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!!
• Little Danny

  

  If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!
• Art Modell

  

  Where's CoA at?
• coyotes22

  

  The grass aint always greener on the other side
• coyotes22

  

  Live free or die trying