You know that old saying,,,,,

• coyotes22

  

  To get respect, you have to give respect
• Gardens35

  I Voted
• vikingcaptain82

  Do as I say, not as I do.
• dwccrew

  

  Better to park meat in girl than meet girl in park.
• coyotes22

  

  Dont let your meat loaf.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
• coyotes22

  

  The grass aint always greener on the other side.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  The grass might be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to cut it.
• coyotes22

  

  Chicks dig it,,,,,
• coyotes22

  

  Another day, another dollar
• thavoice

  'I was so drunk i didnt know if I was dayton a girl from eaton, or eaton a girl from dayton'
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Two in the pink, one in the stink.
• thavoice

  Liquer in the front, poker in the back.
  
  
  
  She could suck a basketball through a gardenhose.
  
  
  She was a 2 at 10, but a 10 at 2
• THE4RINGZ

  

  More frustrated than a three legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake
• thavoice

  busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest
• O-Trap

  

  Gayer than a car-load of queers doing a 69 in a 55.
• bo shemmy3337

  stick a finger in her butt while she is giving you brain.
• thavoice

  The remedy for a jammed finger...
  ....soak it in cider......
  
  
  'that is as wrong as two boys fuckin'
• xnds1fan

  

  That looks like a monkey fucking a football.
• gerb131

  

  You could start an argument in an empty house.
• Footwedge

  THE4RINGZ;679600 wrote:Two in the pink, one in the stink.

  or two in the bush and one in the cheney
• coyotes22

  

  As nervous as a long tailed cat, in a room full of rocking chairs.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  When he was born his momma would have been better off to hit him in the head and sell the milk
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
• O-Trap

  

  Footwedge;681045 wrote:or two in the bush and one in the cheney

  
  I thought it was "Two in the Bush, one in the Colon."