You know that old saying,,,,,

• coyotes22

  

  Post one!
• coyotes22

  

  Respect is something earned, not deserved.
• coyotes22

  

  The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
• Mr. 300

  

  The more you know the more you blow.
• BRF

  

  coyotes22;586997 wrote:The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

  
  Awesome! My grandma used to say that. You must have German roots!
  
  Heavens to Mergitroid!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  He who toots his own horn soon goes deaf.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  If you are going to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan to deal with its teeth.
• GoChiefs

  

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• coyotes22

  

  A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush.
• enigmaax

  Nothing fucks like a whore doing her job.
• enigmaax

  Er...uh....
• password

  

  If she swallows,she is a keeper but if she can also deepthroat and lick your balls at the same time,she is marriage material.
• lets_go_devils

  

  He who farts in church sits in his own pew
• coyotes22

  

  Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
• gerb131

  

  Blacker the berry sweeter the juice or is it the older the berry the sweeter the juice?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  gerb131;589356 wrote:Blacker the berry sweeter the juice or is it the older the berry the sweeter the juice?

  
  Yeah, she older than a mu'ah fu*ka too.
• gerb131

  

  ernest_t_bass;589362 wrote:Yeah, she older than a mu'ah fu*ka too.

  
  LOL
• NYFan54

  

  He who smelt it, dealt it.
  
  That's what she said.
  
  Your mom goes to college.
• mella

  He who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers.
• coyotes22

  

  Man with four balls, can not walk
• enigmaax

  coyotes22;596319 wrote:Man with four balls, can not walk

  
  But he could skate...and sometimes thats better.
• ts1227

  

  What is love?
  What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
  Is it not the sweetest flower?
  Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
  Does not the wind love the dirt?
  Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
  Are you with someone tonight?
  Do not question your love.
  Take your lover by the hand.
  Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power.
  Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
  Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy.
  Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
  
  
• coyotes22

  

  enigmaax;596367 wrote:But he could skate...and sometimes thats better.

  
  Have you ever skated? I dont think so!!!!
  
  
• enigmaax

  coyotes22;596376 wrote:Have you ever skated? I dont think so!!!!
  
  

  
  On my balls? No. But when I took the kids skating a few weeks ago, I saw this 70s flashback dude tearing up the rink and thought that to someone, somewhere (that guy)....skating might be better.
• coyotes22

  

  enigmaax;596398 wrote:On my balls? No. But when I took the kids skating a few weeks ago, I saw this 70s flashback dude tearing up the rink and thought that to someone, somewhere (that guy)....skating might be better.

  
  O, where did you go skating at?
  
  O, btw,,,,,,
  
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