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Let's Kill All the Smokers

  • Glory Days
    RelsonGracieBJJ wrote: How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
    haha i asked this guy i knew back in highschool why he started smoking. he said the cool kids were doing it. i kinda thought that is what they said back in 1950s or something, not 2000.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Because of this, if I ever meet you, I'm burning your shirt with my cig.
  • NNN
    Devils Advocate wrote: What about all the bone smokers??? we need them so we can pick out a reasonable St. Patty's day sweater!
    The bone smokers are too busy buying green team apparel and saying "I don't care that my last name is Maciejowski, everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
  • Strapping Young Lad
    You have an Irish sweater???? What the hell does that even mean??? If you wore a fancy sweater to bar with a bunch of drunks then it probably deserved to be burned.......

    One time I wore a white polo shirt (green hat) to a huge STP Day bash. Needless to say it was gold when i woke up the next morning (insert golden showers joke). I learned my lesson. This is your lesson......
  • Red_Skin_Pride
    tk421 wrote: You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
    Never happen. It's a nice theory though. What's one of the most stable industries in the United States and has been throughout the existence of said industry? Big Tobacco. I don't think you realize how much money the government makes off just cigarrettes alone every year, not to mention dip, chew, cigars etc. It more than offsets how much it will cost them in healthcare. That's like saying they're going to outlaw prescription medication, which is basically the same thing, it just funds the government more directly than big tobacco does...and that will happen right after hell freezes over, thaws out, and refreezes.
  • Strapping Young Lad
    Correct. Gov loves big tobacco....
  • sleeper
    I really don't mind smokers, I just wish they'd be more respectful of non-smokers. Most are, but occassionaly you'll get the CLOWN who blows smoke right near your face which is annoying.
  • tk421
    Red_Skin_Pride wrote:
    tk421 wrote: You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
    Never happen. It's a nice theory though. What's one of the most stable industries in the United States and has been throughout the existence of said industry? Big Tobacco. I don't think you realize how much money the government makes off just cigarrettes alone every year, not to mention dip, chew, cigars etc. It more than offsets how much it will cost them in healthcare. That's like saying they're going to outlaw prescription medication, which is basically the same thing, it just funds the government more directly than big tobacco does...and that will happen right after hell freezes over, thaws out, and refreezes.
    You'll still be paying 10 dollars tax on a pack of cigarettes though. The government knows it can raise the tax pretty much as high as it wants and people will still buy them. Pretty handy having an addictive substance to tax.
  • onedawgpain
    stroups wrote:
    onedawgpain wrote:
    Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
    Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
  • onedawgpain
    stroups wrote:
    onedawgpain wrote:
    Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
    Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
    Please find me, I'm no internet tough guy.....but I will back what I say 24/7. Come n get some bitch....;)
  • O-Trap
    Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
    Damn, I never knew Joe Dirt was here!
    thavoice wrote: WHen you get all the sand outta your vagina come back on and post something worthwhile.
    This.
    SnotBubbles wrote: Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
    My life just got better from reading this post. I recommend!
  • zambrown
    Fred Flintstone wrote: Cop: Pull over!
    Teirnan: No it's a Cable knit cardigan but thanks for asking
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Well played, Fred. :)
    tk421 wrote: You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
    No, it will cost the government a lot of money in taxes. They paint us as these evil-doers but they sure don't mind taking the taxes.
  • CenterBHSFan
    Actually, all the people who like to bash smokers.... guess where alot of the extra tax money they pay goes.

    That's right... it goes to varying forms of healthcare (government provided insurance).
  • CenterBHSFan
    As for the topic.

    I don't really mind the smell cigarrett smoke. As a former smoker myself, the only time it really gets to me is when I'm drinking or after a big meal. Cause it makes me want it!

    Truthfully, smelling somebody with cig smoke on them is no more repulsive, to me, than smelling somebody with stale beer breath or some other type of alcohol. Or what about people who've had a garlic bonanza for dinner? Talk about being able to fill up a room with odiferous exhalations!
  • darbypitcher22
    don't kill all the smokers....

    you'd kill my mom and grandma, and that wouldn't be cool.
  • CenterBHSFan
    darbypitcher22 wrote: don't kill all the smokers....

    you'd kill my mom and grandma, and that wouldn't be cool.
    Don't worry :)

    This thread is really just an example of petulance. Nobody really wants to literally "kill".

    Well... maybe some ;)