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Let's Kill All the Smokers

  • THE4RINGZ
    The fact he planned his "traditional Irish wear" outfit is hilarious.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Why is *** now bleeped out? Sigh.

    Read the rules to answer your question. - Fly4Fun
  • Fred Flintstone
    Cop: Pull over!
    Teirnan: No it's a Cable knit cardigan but thanks for asking
  • onedawgpain
    Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
    Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
  • onedawgpain
    NNN wrote: I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
    I don't think my cable carrier has that station:rolleyes:
  • stroups
    onedawgpain wrote:
    Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
    Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
  • ICEMAN59
    queencitybuckeye wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote: Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
    With a cigarette burn?
    Well played.
  • End of Line
    onedawgpain wrote:
    Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
    Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
    +1

    Lets kill all the smokers :rolleyes: Yes I smoke but I'm not an idiot like the woman you stated.
  • Devils Advocate
    What about all the bone smokers??? we need them so we can pick out a reasonable St. Patty's day sweater!
  • bamagirl
    The courteous ones I don't min, but I can't breathe around the stuff. I love it to when you start coughing they give your the rudest looks. Because I definitely had a choice in the not being able to breathe around that crap.
  • tk421
    You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
  • bamagirl
    tk421 wrote: You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
    It's true, or make their premium double simply because they do smoke.

    The health care bill makes me nervous...just what the government needs more control, they can't even manage what they got now! haha.
  • The Equalizer
    Cigarettes aren't going to be banned, they need the taxes too much for that.
  • 1_beast
    cool story bro
  • Scarlet_Fever
    I agree let's kill all smokers. I even have the perfect way and they will never suspect it. We will subject them all to low doses of poisonous gasses over the next 20 years. It's Diabolical.
  • Devils Advocate
  • homefield
    Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
    Listen turdman you should go find the nearest table or desk and climb up on top of it and practice falling down.
  • CenterBHSFan
    Well, this thread certainly isn't going the way the OP wanted it!
  • RelsonGracieBJJ
    How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
  • gerb131
    RelsonGracieBJJ wrote: How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
    Why do you like to kick people?
  • Strapping Young Lad
    It's St Paddys Day, son. I saw so many people get burnt w/ cigs last night. It's part of the territory. I think I may have even burnt myself a few times on my favorite Dropkick Murphy's shirt. But everytime I see that burnmark I'll remember I did it drunk w/ some cute Irish lass on St. Paddy's Day. :)
  • DeyDurkie5
    gerb131 wrote:
    RelsonGracieBJJ wrote: How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
    Why do you like to kick people?
    lol
  • RelsonGracieBJJ
    I prefer choking people over kicking. Though leg locks are a personal favorite.
  • Upper90
    Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
    This is the greatest thing on the thread, hands down.

    So many ways that one could go with this.
  • 1_beast
    i just watched Boondock Saints II....and the media proclaimed Saints both smoked. Since they are Irish...and this was a movie, it must true that Irish and smoking go hand in hand.