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Let's Kill All the Smokers

  • Tiernan
    Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
  • Speedofsand
    sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
  • Society
    Speedofsand wrote: sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
    Haha
  • Tiernan
    ^^^
    too bad Tebow's mom wasn't a smoker and a drinker so she could of self-aborted herself before your messiah was even born Speedy (the nickname I'm sure every woman you've ever been with has given you).
  • thavoice
    Wearing a sweater huh?

    Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
  • Tiernan
    thavoice wrote: Wearing a sweater huh?

    Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
    Cable knit sweater with cap is traditional Irish wear on St. Pats douche bag.
  • Rotinaj
    Speedofsand wrote: sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
    hahahahahahahahaha
  • power i
    I'm betting NCF would be more than willing to help you out.

    Find a woman who knits and she can fix it.
  • vball10set
    but then who would we bitch and moan about?? :huh:
  • ernest_t_bass
    I think it would be easier to kill Tiernan.
  • Tiernan
    Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
  • NNN
    Wait a minute.

    Cigarette burns make something look LESS Irish?
  • Heretic
    Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
    With lines like that, I feel like I've just stepped into a B action movie!
  • queencitybuckeye
    Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
    Your "favorite Irish sweater?". Jesus, what a butt pirate.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
    LOL. Witty
  • thavoice
    Tiernan wrote:
    thavoice wrote: Wearing a sweater huh?

    Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
    Cable knit sweater with cap is traditional Irish wear on St. Pats douche bag.
    Thank God no one at the st patricks day party I went to dressed up in that attire.

    WHen you get all the sand outta your vagina come back on and post something worthwhile.

    A sweater....ha!

    No derogatory slurs. Fly4Fun
  • SnotBubbles
    Ahhh...the infamous cigarette burn. Sorry about your luck (St. Patty's day pun intended).

    Were you outside in a smoking section? Or was she smoking in the bar?
  • TedSheckler
    [size=xx-large]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!![/size]
  • ernest_t_bass
    thavoice wrote:Thank God no one at the st patricks day party I went to dressed up in that attire.
    HAHA... he called Tiernan a fag. HAHA.
  • SnotBubbles
    Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
  • Writerbuckeye
    Don't bother -- most of them will die sooner than the non-smokers, anyway.

    I say this being a lung cancer survivor.
  • queencitybuckeye
    SnotBubbles wrote: Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
    With a cigarette burn?
  • NNN
    I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
  • thavoice
    NNN wrote: I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
    He probably found it while he has been living in his closet. The holiday last night musta been his coming our party.
  • se-alum
    Prayers for your cable knit sweater from Chillicothe.