Any crazy ex stories?
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Commander of Awesome
lol this was needed for the story. lol indeed.Laley23;1195819 wrote:J
Parents divorced, crazy mom pushing her to drop out of school to pursue modeling.
She BLEW another guy? WTF does she get out of that? Girls are crazy.Raw Dawgin' it;1195249 wrote:This - also, be more specific about the type of crazy? I had an ex call me crying and tell me she blew another guy she met that day. A week later she wanted to get back together but I found out she was banging some black dude - She turned into a crazy whore who got a reputation around her dorm for being easy, especially with the blackies. -
hasbeen
justincredible;1195846 wrote:It's my website and I'll QQ if I want to.
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hasbeen
You fuck the friend yet? Inquiring minds want to know.goosebumps;1195866 wrote:
Her friend calls me the next day to tell me that she was in the hospital. Slit her wrist the night before and was in the psych ward. Luckily her friend was on my side over the whole thing and said that the girl was bat shit crazy and had done something like that before with a previous bf. Maybe 6 months go by and I get a text from the same friend again telling me that my ex was asking about me and wondered if I'd be interested in getting dinner sometime haha. I would rather stick my dick in razor wire.
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Laley23
lol, it was more relevant, then I forgot to add that she did drop out of school for it, because (according to her), was still hung up on me and needed to leave town. I dunno if I believe her, but whatever.Commander of Awesome;1195900 wrote:lol this was needed for the story. lol indeed.
It did come across as random... -
goosebumps
pnhasbeen;1195945 wrote:You **** the friend yet? Inquiring minds want to know.
Haha I probably could have, but it wasn't worth it. -
gorocks99
[video=youtube;_r6KvlIPAl8][/video]goosebumps;1196019 wrote:Haha I probably could have, but it wasn't worth it. -
ohiobucks1
Yeah haha, she cried for like 30 mins though before I could seal the dealernest_t_bass;1195747 wrote:Did you still get laid? -
ohiobucks1
Pics or GTFOLaley23;1195819 wrote:Just one really.
Cut herself for about 6 months after. I/we were young (SO/Summer before JR year in HS) and I had no clue how to handle it. I had been dating her for about 18 months and we had been having sex since month number 2 when we were 15. I would try to break it off completely, but she was friends with a lot of the girls at my school (thank God she went to a different HS). So we would run into each other a lot, and she was having major issues.
Parents divorced, crazy mom pushing her to drop out of school to pursue modeling. One day her best friend calls me saying she is all kinds of fucked up. Pills, alcohol, etc and at a party at a frat house at UT. Well, Im not a complete dick, so I go to pick her up, drive her back to her moms, and as I am taking a piss and ready to leave she gets off the couch and grabs a knife. Says, "I want to show you something." I am freaking out. This chick is about to cut herself in front of me, and I had seen the scares to know she wasnt fucking around. I ask what I can do to get the knife from her, and her response is quite hot, honestly.
"Fuck me till my voice is gone." Of course, as a 17 year old straight male, I oblige. Also, cause fuck watching someone cut themselves in front of you. Go for like 90 minutes (not one time, I aint that good) and her crazy mom comes home. I am now stuck up in her room for the forseeable future, as the moms room is on the first floor. She finally sobers up at like 6am (about 5 hours later) and tells me she will distract her mom if we can wake her with sex. WTF? I said ok. Got my nuts off in like 5 minutes, not loud, and walked out the front door. I didnt give a shit anymore now that she was sober.
At least she was hot as hell. -
Sonofanump
I believe she is legally liable for the damages.thePITman;1195406 wrote:She never offered to fix or pay for anything. -
hasbeen
Dude...always worth it.goosebumps;1196019 wrote:Haha I probably could have, but it wasn't worth it. -
hasbeen
Need FFT to chime in to be sure.Sonofanump;1196096 wrote:I believe she is legally liable for the damages. -
Laley23
Ill see what I can muster up. Only cause I feel bad for your Dutch!ohiobucks1;1196093 wrote:Pics or GTFO -
ohiobucks1
We still have a chance ;(Laley23;1196114 wrote:Ill see what I can muster up. Only cause I feel bad for your Dutch! -
Laley23
ohiobucks1;1196116 wrote:We still have a chance ;(
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Laley23
Those show up?
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hasbeen
no. her clothes are still on.Laley23;1196136 wrote:Those show up? -
Laley23
The Thread is SFW. Sorry.pnhasbeen;1196141 wrote:no. her clothes are still on.
Plus, I dont have any nekked pics. I had one on my phone, of some body art thing she did, but didnt transfer when I got an iPhone. -
Commander of Awesome
Laley23;1195819 wrote:
She's jane avg and tons of girls in bellafontaine better looking. Also fat. /snot & gut -
sleeper
Hell I'd hit it. -
Commander of Awesome
Technology fail.Laley23;1196147 wrote:
Plus, I dont have any nekked pics. I had one on my phone, of some body art thing she did, but didnt transfer when I got an iPhone. -
Laley23
Verizon wanted to charge me to transfer pics and numbers. Fuck that. I think they do it for free now, but this was a few years ago.Commander of Awesome;1196153 wrote:Technology fail. -
sportchamppsThe only one I got is my first ex from college. We met the first day of class and were together all of freshmen year except the last week. I'm in her dorm room and she goes to talk to a friend down the hall. This girl was a freak in bed so I decided to open the folder all the pics we had taken were. Well in the folder I notice a few saved instant messages. Apparently the whole year I was banging her brains out she was still dating some dude she had been wih since 8th grade. Even worse she was sending him the pics I had taken of her. Needless to say I was pretty upset and just left with the I'm on her screen without saying a word. I don't talk to her that whole week. I think she would get the point we were done. Well the weekend rolls around and I'm drunk and a girl down the hall in my dorm tells me she wants to fuck. I decide that this would be a good time and proceed to fuck her. Well right before my last exam I'm in my room studying and it's been about 9-10 days since I talk to the ex. She barges into my room asking me how I could cheat on her with the girl down the hall. I'm like you think were still together after the messages on your computer and she tells me we are bc I didn't tell her we broke up. So I look at her and say it's over and she literally just starts punching me in the face until I carry her out of my room.
The funny thing is she got married like 6 months later to some completely other dude. I would do it all over though the girl was amazing in bed. She would watch porn and want to do whatever they did. So the challenge was to find out where here limits was and in one year I couldn't find them. Although I pretty much gave up after ATM.
The best story goes to my friend though.
He's been dating a girl for only about 3 months when she tells him she's preganent. He was completely freaked out but decides it's time to get his life together so he gets engaged and plans a wedding for before the baby is due. He quits his job and goes to Florida to a school to become a dispatcher and flight planner for airplanes. Well he flies back for christmas. Hangs out with his family in Columbus on Christmas eve and goes to hang out with her family on Christmas day. While he is down there her family keeps saying how small her bump is for 7 months pregnant. This wouldn't be a problem except they had only been together for 5 months. He pulls her aside and she finally admits it wasn't his. Her mom comes into the room and offers him 10k and a house to just marry her daughter and not say anything. He tells them their fucking crazy and calls me to come get him on Christmas day. When we get home I call our friends and we all hang out getting fucked up trying to make him feel better. He tells us the whole story and is pretty bummed bc he had gotten excited that he was gonna be a dad and have a great job. About midway through the night his best friend leaves saying he has to work tomorrow. Well his best friend drove to cincy that night and took the mothers offer to marry her daughter. Now I don't talk to him anymore bc of this but 6 years later their still married with a couple more kids according to Facebook. After about a month of being completely bummed out he realized what a relief it was to not be with her and that he wasn't ready to be a dad. He did end up finishing school though and getting a good job. -
ohiobucks1
sportchampps;1196157 wrote:The only one I got is my first ex from college. We met the first day of class and were together all of freshmen year except the last week. I'm in her dorm room and she goes to talk to a friend down the hall. This girl was a freak in bed so I decided to open the folder all the pics we had taken were. Well in the folder I notice a few saved instant messages. Apparently the whole year I was banging her brains out she was still dating some dude she had been wih since 8th grade. Even worse she was sending him the pics I had taken of her. Needless to say I was pretty upset and just left with the I'm on her screen without saying a word. I don't talk to her that whole week. I think she would get the point we were done. Well the weekend rolls around and I'm drunk and a girl down the hall in my dorm tells me she wants to fuck. I decide that this would be a good time and proceed to fuck her. Well right before my last exam I'm in my room studying and it's been about 9-10 days since I talk to the ex. She barges into my room asking me how I could cheat on her with the girl down the hall. I'm like you think were still together after the messages on your computer and she tells me we are bc I didn't tell her we broke up. So I look at her and say it's over and she literally just starts punching me in the face until I carry her out of my room.
The funny thing is she got married like 6 months later to some completely other dude. I would do it all over though the girl was amazing in bed. She would watch porn and want to do whatever they did. So the challenge was to find out where here limits was and in one year I couldn't find them. Although I pretty much gave up after ATM.
The best story goes to my friend though.
He's been dating a girl for only about 3 months when she tells him she's preganent. He was completely freaked out but decides it's time to get his life together so he gets engaged and plans a wedding for before the baby is due. He quits his job and goes to Florida to a school to become a dispatcher and flight planner for airplanes. Well he flies back for christmas. Hangs out with his family in Columbus on Christmas eve and goes to hang out with her family on Christmas day. While he is down there her family keeps saying how small her bump is for 7 months pregnant. This wouldn't be a problem except they had only been together for 5 months. He pulls her aside and she finally admits it wasn't his. Her mom comes into the room and offers him 10k and a house to just marry her daughter and not say anything. He tells them their fucking crazy and calls me to come get him on Christmas day. When we get home I call our friends and we all hang out getting fucked up trying to make him feel better. He tells us the whole story and is pretty bummed bc he had gotten excited that he was gonna be a dad and have a great job. About midway through the night his best friend leaves saying he has to work tomorrow. Well his best friend drove to cincy that night and took the mothers offer to marry her daughter. Now I don't talk to him anymore bc of this but 6 years later their still married with a couple more kids according to Facebook. After about a month of being completely bummed out he realized what a relief it was to not be with her and that he wasn't ready to be a dad. He did end up finishing school though and getting a good job.
Wow to both -
sleeper
Sportschamps tops it right now. Well done.
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Commander of Awesome
There's not a grey area here, either you did or didn't. Based on this post I'd say no.sportchampps;1196157 wrote:Although I pretty much gave up after ATM.