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Any crazy ex stories?

  • sleeper
    dlazz;1195300 wrote:That would be the worst, me thinks.
    I was freaking out for sure. She even showed me a positive pregnancy test so I thought it was legit. Luckily for me, she told me the truth a week later and I never talked to her again.
  • dlazz
    I don't even understand how a girl would rationalize choosing that as an idea. You can't even lie your way out of that claim.
  • justincredible
    dlazz;1195332 wrote:I don't even understand how a girl would rationalize choosing that as an idea. You can't even lie your way out of that claim.
    Miscarriage?
  • DeyDurkie5
    I'm a virgin and feel that god's way of life is how I should lead my life. I.E. I jerk off to little boys and have no crazy ex stories.
  • sleeper
    dlazz;1195332 wrote:I don't even understand how a girl would rationalize choosing that as an idea. You can't even lie your way out of that claim.
    Read the thread title. Crazy ex stories.
  • Devils Advocate
    No stories or details.... It felt like this though.

  • dlazz
    justincredible;1195341 wrote:Miscarriage?
    It would have to occur fairly quickly after conception. Either way, we're over-analyzing at this point.
  • Pick6
    This isn't that bad..but my worst is probably with some chick I was dating for barely a month. First off she drove 2 hours to see me, then put the pressure on me to date her (big mistake). I knew it would never last. Worst. Lay. Ever. Anyways I broke up with her on the phone because she lived 2 hours away and it wasn't serious. Atleast I didn't consider it. She was on the phone with me for 2 hours begging for me not to break up with her. She will do anything for me..move up to Akron,drop out of school,blah blah(keep in mind we were only datiń a month). Like I really want some clingy bitch who is doing nothing with her life.

    I run across her twitter a few months ago because a mutual account we follow retweeted her. And the bitch is still talking shit about me like I care.

    Last time I let a co-worker hook me up with his daughter. Not that crazy, but luckily my worst so far.

    I did have one chick say she thinks she is pregnant after we broke up..but didn't sweat it because I knew there was no way.
  • hasbeen
    Pick6;1195396 wrote:
    I did have one chick say she thinks she is pregnant after we broke up..but didn't sweat it because I knew there was no way.
    ahh, she was on top? gravity, dude.
  • thePITman
    I had a girlfriend in high school that all my friends describe as "crazy". I've never heard a crazier breakup story.

    I was planning on breaking up with her, but she was moving to Indiana soon (breaking up w/ her for reasons other than her moving). I didn't want to do it too soon and leave her w/o help to move. But I didn't want to do it over the phone after she moved, or the day before she moved and break her heart. So about a week and a half beforehand, after I had finished cleaning her house, we sat down, she said "I love you" and I said "I'm not sure I can say that back. I'm sorry." She turned, slapped me, and stormed out of the house. I followed her (in front of her mother who was watching TV wondering what was going on) out into the garage. She stormed through the yard and onto the road.

    I followed her onto the road trying to talk to her, and I was right next to her when she fainted. I partially caught her, and then had to carry her (completely unconscious) back up the driveway and into the garage. I called for her mother and told her she had fainted. She she comes into the garage. Then my girlfriend starts having seizures right there on the floor, so I supported her head and neck while her mom called 9-1-1. I then had to explain to her mom why she had stormed out and fainted. I got a confused yet dirty look. So the ambulance came, and took her to the hospital.

    I followed them to the hospital. By the time I had gotten into her room, the doctor pulled me aside and asked what had made her faint and break into seizures, so I had to tell HIM, too, that she had fainted because I broke up with her. Then he proceeds to tell me... She didn't remember anything that had happened before she fainted. GREAT! WONDERFUL! With my girlfriend's history of heart problems and fainting, her mom said that I was not allowed to tell her why she had fainted until she thought her daughter's heart and general health was stable enough to take the news.

    So the next week they move to Indiana. I call my "girlfriend" and talk to her about every day. And every day on the phone, multiple times sometimes, she asks me "You'd never break up with me, right?" I hate lying, so I would always beat around the bush as much as possible without saying "No"... but that's a sucky question to ask, anyway. Well, this goes on for MONTHS. Finally I break down and tell her I can't keep the secret anymore, and told her. What does she say? "Oh yeah, I've known for a long time. My mom told me. She has been listening in on our calls to see if you would lie to me." ..... Wow.

    Story #2:
    Sometime between the time she left and when I was able to officially break up w/ her, her mom was coming back to Ohio to try to sell their house, and brought my "girlfriend" and one of her friends along. While her mom was doing stuff, I invited both my "g/f" and her friend over to my house to hang out with my parents and me, watching TV, etc. It was in the winter and we were having a bad snow storm. I go to take them back to the hotel around 11:30 PM. As I'm pulling out of my driveway, the g/f acts like she was going to poke the steering wheel. Her friend in the back seat says "He lets you even joke about that? If I even mention I'm going to touch the steering wheel, my boyfriend goes crazy." And my "g/f" says "What, like THIS?" and reaches over and YANKS on my steering wheel (remember, big snow storm). My car goes off the road, over a ditch, into a yard, barely miss a huge tree (antenna got knocked off 2" above my roof by big branch), and then we plowed THROUGH a solid row of pine trees. We finally came to a stop the next yard over. I had pine needles sticking through my windshield, both mirrors broken, and my fog lights knocked out. The next day I looked at where I had gone through the row of solid pine trees... perfect hole of where my car went, with less than 6" on both sides between my car and 2 pine trees on each side. Wow! Talk about lucky. She never offered to fix or pay for anything.

    Crazy, I tell ya.
  • sleeper
    Women are irrational. Seriously.
  • thavoice
    Def have some crazy wife stories...not as many crazy EX stories as most of them have been normal.

    I guess I am paying for that now.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Upper Deck her pitman
  • fan_from_texas
    I had an ex in HS who was angry that I was going to prom with her (ex) best friend. (We broke up, and a week later, her friend invited me to prom, so I said yes). She and a friend of hers went to the principal and told her that I was a dangerous stalker. Because this happened right after Columbine (this was in May, just a few weeks later), they immediately took me out of school and placed me on "emergency removal," which is basically an expulsion pending investigation, for fear that I might do something crazy. (If you remember, post-Columbine, everyone was on high alert to an extreme).

    So they investigated, and it turned out that I was actually awesome and not a dangerous stalker. So she and her other BFF who was in on the act were then expelled for being crazy lying women (or something like that), pending a psych evaluation. Crazy. She ended up transferring, and I haven't seen her since. I still went to prom with her best friend,t hough.
  • Commander of Awesome
    I'll share, not a GF story but a crazy girl story none the less.

    At a halloween party back in college, there's a girl there that I'm talking to a bit, little flirting etc. She ends up getting fucking wasted, throws up on herself and pisses her costume while passed out on their couch. This all happned in about 2.5 hours that I was there. Needless to say I did not give her a call to see what she was up to next weekend.

    Couple weekends later, there's a party at my house, and she shows up with some mutual friends. She sees me, bee lines it straight for me. Starts talking to me etc, and I do everything I can to gtf away from her. I end up bouncing from my own party, bc of her and some other guys were going to the bar. I get a call from one of my roommates about 40 min later, asking me where I was. He then tells me that this girl is wasted again and sitting in on the floor in front of my room and is refusing her friends request to leave. She tells her friends that she's waiting for me to return home and is going to sleep with me, so they should just leave.

    I guess they eventually got her to leave, because when I got home she was gone, but talk about crazy. Never saw her again thankfully.
  • Heretic
    My ex-wife because a crazy bitch over time. Pills and smack will do that, I guess. I remember the end of the marriage tended to go like this:

    1. She'd call me up asking me to let her move back in and everything would change.
    2. I'd be like "FUCK THAT!".
    3. She'd OD on something and wind up in a hospital/psych ward for a couple weeks.
    4. Wash, rinse, repeat.

    Things were getting tiresome because I was trying to go for the cheaper dissolution ($1K) instead of the divorce ($2K), so all this shit wasn't getting papers signed. Fortunately, she hooked up with some crazy guy whose reaction to all this was to beat the fuck out of her. Papers got signed pretty fucking quickly after that and I haven't had to deal with her since!
  • justincredible
    thePITman;1195406 wrote:I had a girlfriend in high school that all my friends describe as "crazy". I've never heard a crazier breakup story.

    I was planning on breaking up with her, but she was moving to Indiana soon (breaking up w/ her for reasons other than her moving). I didn't want to do it too soon and leave her w/o help to move. But I didn't want to do it over the phone after she moved, or the day before she moved and break her heart. So about a week and a half beforehand, after I had finished cleaning her house, we sat down, she said "I love you" and I said "I'm not sure I can say that back. I'm sorry." She turned, slapped me, and stormed out of the house. I followed her (in front of her mother who was watching TV wondering what was going on) out into the garage. She stormed through the yard and onto the road.

    I followed her onto the road trying to talk to her, and I was right next to her when she fainted. I partially caught her, and then had to carry her (completely unconscious) back up the driveway and into the garage. I called for her mother and told her she had fainted. She she comes into the garage. Then my girlfriend starts having seizures right there on the floor, so I supported her head and neck while her mom called 9-1-1. I then had to explain to her mom why she had stormed out and fainted. I got a confused yet dirty look. So the ambulance came, and took her to the hospital.

    I followed them to the hospital. By the time I had gotten into her room, the doctor pulled me aside and asked what had made her faint and break into seizures, so I had to tell HIM, too, that she had fainted because I broke up with her. Then he proceeds to tell me... She didn't remember anything that had happened before she fainted. GREAT! WONDERFUL! With my girlfriend's history of heart problems and fainting, her mom said that I was not allowed to tell her why she had fainted until she thought her daughter's heart and general health was stable enough to take the news.

    So the next week they move to Indiana. I call my "girlfriend" and talk to her about every day. And every day on the phone, multiple times sometimes, she asks me "You'd never break up with me, right?" I hate lying, so I would always beat around the bush as much as possible without saying "No"... but that's a sucky question to ask, anyway. Well, this goes on for MONTHS. Finally I break down and tell her I can't keep the secret anymore, and told her. What does she say? "Oh yeah, I've known for a long time. My mom told me. She has been listening in on our calls to see if you would lie to me." ..... Wow.

    Story #2:
    Sometime between the time she left and when I was able to officially break up w/ her, her mom was coming back to Ohio to try to sell their house, and brought my "girlfriend" and one of her friends along. While her mom was doing stuff, I invited both my "g/f" and her friend over to my house to hang out with my parents and me, watching TV, etc. It was in the winter and we were having a bad snow storm. I go to take them back to the hotel around 11:30 PM. As I'm pulling out of my driveway, the g/f acts like she was going to poke the steering wheel. Her friend in the back seat says "He lets you even joke about that? If I even mention I'm going to touch the steering wheel, my boyfriend goes crazy." And my "g/f" says "What, like THIS?" and reaches over and YANKS on my steering wheel (remember, big snow storm). My car goes off the road, over a ditch, into a yard, barely miss a huge tree (antenna got knocked off 2" above my roof by big branch), and then we plowed THROUGH a solid row of pine trees. We finally came to a stop the next yard over. I had pine needles sticking through my windshield, both mirrors broken, and my fog lights knocked out. The next day I looked at where I had gone through the row of solid pine trees... perfect hole of where my car went, with less than 6" on both sides between my car and 2 pine trees on each side. Wow! Talk about lucky. She never offered to fix or pay for anything.

    Crazy, I tell ya.
    Damn.
  • justincredible
    Heretic;1195450 wrote:My ex-wife because a crazy bitch over time. Pills and smack will do that, I guess. I remember the end of the marriage tended to go like this:

    1. She'd call me up asking me to let her move back in and everything would change.
    2. I'd be like "FUCK THAT!".
    3. She'd OD on something and wind up in a hospital/psych ward for a couple weeks.
    4. Wash, rinse, repeat.

    Things were getting tiresome because I was trying to go for the cheaper dissolution ($1K) instead of the divorce ($2K), so all this shit wasn't getting papers signed. Fortunately, she hooked up with some crazy guy whose reaction to all this was to beat the fuck out of her. Papers got signed pretty fucking quickly after that and I haven't had to deal with her since!
    Also, damn.
  • thavoice
    I forgot about one, mostly because I turned the tables on her.

    Friend of hers told me she was gonna tell me that she was pregnant with her kid.

    So I knew the lie was coming. I get back from a night in Ft Wayne Indiana after a trip to Hooters, a Wizards game, and the adult ballet, to find my car wrapped in plastic and her standing there waiting. She told me......so I expressed total happiness about it, and how greatful we are blah blah blah blah blah. Told her that we will go to the courthouse and get married on monday and its thes tart of our life together.

    She didnt really know what to say.

    Then I finally told her that her friend spilled the beans on it.

    Havent heard from her since
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Speaking of crazy wife stories - you guys here the one where someone put out thavoices cigarette and his wife had the bigger balls to stand up to the guy? that was a good one,
  • jmog
    sleeper;1195282 wrote:I had a girl pretend she was pregnant with my child. That was a freaking mess.

    Lol oddly enough I acually know a guy who graduated from OSU and got a job where I worked at the time (about 1.5 years ago) and his gf from Columbus did this same thing. It made him start work a week or two later than originally.

    You secretly an engineer sleeper ? Lol
  • sleeper
    jmog;1195549 wrote:Lol oddly enough I acually know a guy who graduated from OSU and got a job where I worked at the time (about 1.5 years ago) and his gf from Columbus did this same thing. It made him start work a week or two later than originally.

    You secretly an engineer sleeper ? Lol
    Nope, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same chick. Women are highly irrational.
  • thavoice
    Raw Dawgin' it;1195538 wrote:Speaking of crazy wife stories - you guys here the one where someone put out thavoices cigarette and his wife had the bigger balls to stand up to the guy? that was a good one,
    There are plenty enough other shit ya could make fun of me about instead that untrue account...
  • jmog
    sleeper;1195551 wrote:Nope, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same chick. Women are highly irrational.

    Come on sleeper, admit it you are an engineer that lives and works in Salem OH. Lol
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    thavoice;1195558 wrote:There are plenty enough other shit ya could make fun of me about
    Sad but true