Mega Millions $640 Million

• sleeper

  

  Laley23;1130927 wrote:50 million.
  
  And you would be dead. Id pay your family to not press charges.

  I'll preemptively press charges with a letter to 6 million attorneys. You can have all the money in the world and lawyers will want more.
  
  Also, I would absolutely sell my franchise for 50 million. No questions asked.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  BORIStheCrusher;1130944 wrote:You could consider everything other than absolute necessities wasted money.

  
• sleeper

  

  justincredible;1130931 wrote:Can a dead guy press charges? Do you even need to press charges in a murder case? Please help.

  Ask LJ. He's our OC lawyer, accountant, hunter, marvel comic book collector, meat salesman, farmer, derivatives trader, moderator, judge, dentist, analyst, historian, mathematician, professor, scientist, pope, CEO, Marine, carpenter, DBA. I'm sure I'm forgetting 1 trillion professions that LJ is an expert in.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  You forgot horses. LJ knows horses.
• LJ

  

  sleeper;1130953 wrote:Ask LJ. He's our OC accountant, hunter, farmer, moderator I'm sure I'm forgetting 1 trillion professions that LJ is an expert in.

  Nope, you pretty much hit them all :rolleyes:
• LJ

  

  Commander of Awesome;1130955 wrote:You forgot horses. LJ knows horses.

  Oh yeah, that's right. My world championships showing horses. Forgot about those.
• mcburg93

  

  The way its jumping I wonder if it will hit 600 by the next drawing.
• queencitybuckeye

  BORIStheCrusher;1130944 wrote:You could consider everything other than absolute necessities wasted money.

  You could, but would that not mean that any money beyond what you need for the basics is worthless?
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  
• OneBuckeye

  

  Over/under number of tickets hitting the jackpot? 1.5 or 2.5?
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Commander of Awesome;1130955 wrote:You forgot sheep. LJ knows sheep.

  fify
  
  
• LJ

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1131094 wrote:fify
  
  

  Goats dont move as much
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Just bought the winning ticket
• LJ

  

  DeyDurkie5;1131103 wrote:Just bought the winning ticket

  too bad I already bought it yesterday
• thavoice

  Ill def be picking some up.
  
  Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
• mella

  sleeper;1130843 wrote:A smart person wouldn't eat at McDonalds.

  FIFY
• LJ

  

  thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
  
  Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.

  
• justincredible

  

  thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
  
  Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.

  Jesus, just get a divorce already.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  How much you think it'd cost to shit on a persons chest? I'd test people wills and see what lengths they'd go for some cash.
• Laley23

  

  thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
  
  Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.

  LJ;1131114 wrote:

  One of my favorite SP episodes ever. NSFW
  
  [video=youtube;QKFlhczTPUw][/video]
• dwccrew

  

  sleeper;1130748 wrote:Actually you have a zero percent chance of winning anything and a 100% chance of losing at least $1.

  You work in the finance sector? Your math is horrible.
  
  

  thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
  
  Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.

  
  Yeah, that's what you think. Your wife's word means shit because she is shit.
• OneBuckeye

  

  
• TBone14

  

  I want to start a lottery. Seems like it would be better to be on the other end of it.
  
  Everybody in my office throws in 5 bucks when it gets huge like this. I contribute...mostly as an insurance policy so these people don't get rich and I have to come back on Monday alone.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Suck it bitches.... It's MINE all mine.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1131154 wrote:How much you think it'd cost to shit on a persons chest? I'd test people wills and see what lengths they'd go for some cash.

  I'd do it for about $3.50.