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Mega Millions $640 Million

  • OSH
    like_that;1130080 wrote:Do you live in Ohio?
    Yessir. Just moved back.

    I've been in Kentucky and South Dakota the last 2-4 years.
  • McFly1955
    BORIStheCrusher;1130109 wrote:I would donate all of it to charity.
    The Human Fund
  • Devils Advocate
    Fuck it all... I would run for president on the new Serious Business ticket.....

    Cruise around and party in Airforce 1 and succesfully hold off the impeachment process for 3-3/4 years...
  • OneBuckeye
    Devils Advocate;1130150 wrote:Fuck it all... I would run for presisent on the new Serious Business ticket.....
    The drunk check-in thread is a little farther down the page.
  • ts1227
    Jackpot has already been raised to an even $500 million. It'll probably go higher by Friday, to say the least.
  • Fab1b
    Gonna have to drive up to GA tomorrow and buy a few I think, FL doesn't have this lotto.
  • Devils Advocate
    Fab1b;1130213 wrote:Gonna have to drive up to GA tomorrow and buy a few I think, FL doesn't have this lotto.
    DO NOT wear a hoodie!
  • gorocks99
    $500 mil, holy crap. Lump sum of $359m, or 26 years of $19.2m (per http://www.freep.com/article/20120328/NEWS07/120328007/mega-millions-jackpot?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE). After 28% tax you're talking over a quarter of a billion dollars lump sum.
  • Fab1b
    Devils Advocate;1130215 wrote:DO NOT wear a hoodie!
    Shouldn't have too think it will be to warm outside :)
  • OSH
    Just bought my first lottery ticket(s).

    I bought 5. Maybe I'll go again to a different gas station to buy some more tomorrow or Friday.
  • sleeper
    Anyone who actually buys more than one lotto ticket is a maroon.
  • like_that
    sleeper;1130270 wrote:Anyone who actually buys more than one lotto ticket is a maroon.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroon_(people)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroon_(color)
  • sherm03
    sleeper;1130270 wrote:Anyone who actually buys more than one lotto ticket is a maroon.
    Oh ya? Please, go on...
  • justincredible
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  • like_that
    justincredible;1130285 wrote:[video=youtube;C_Kh7nLplWo][/video]
    SHHH, i was seeing if he knew.
  • gorocks99
    Your odds do increase when you buy more tickets. But the increase is so minuscule that you're almost certainly just throwing money down the toilet, on top of the bare cost of entry ($1):

    Odds of winning with one ticket: 1 in 175,711,536 (0.000000569115%)
    Odds of winning with two unique tickets: 1 in 87,855,768 (0.000001138229%)
    Odds of winning with three unique tickets: 1 in 58,570,512 (0.000001707344%)
    Odds of winning with one thousand unique tickets: 1 in 175,712 (0.000569113%)

    Before anyone says anything, yes, you are almost certainly throwing away money when you spend the cost of entry as well.
  • Trueblue23
    1. Pay of my little debt
    2. Buy a flea market, then burn it down
    3. Buy JJHuddle, make the home page a pic of Justincredible and I dick sword fighting
    4. Dick transplant with Lexington Steele
    5. Get the cure for HIV from Magic (for future reference)
    6. Pay all of my exs to go the fuck away
    7. Become a cocaine cowboy
    8. Create a real life Twisted Metal tournament
    9. Hire Dog the Bounty Hunter as my personal bodyguard.
    10. Hair transplants so I can grow a beard like Jax on SOA


    Die alone and happy.
  • Rotinaj
    2 chicks at the same time.
  • Trueblue23
    I'd pay for the DNA test that confirms curlyj and fab are twins
  • justincredible
    Trueblue23;1130304 wrote:1. Pay of my little debt
    2. Buy a flea market, then burn it down
    3. Buy JJHuddle, make the home page a pic of Justincredible and I dick sword fighting
    4. Dick transplant with Lexington Steele
    5. Get the cure for HIV from Magic (for future reference)
    6. Pay all of my exs to go the fuck away
    7. Become a cocaine cowboy
    8. Create a real life Twisted Metal tournament
    9. Hire Dog the Bounty Hunter as my personal bodyguard.
    10. Hair transplants so I can grow a beard like Jax on SOA


    Die alone and happy.
    I'll agree to #3, but only if it happens before the dick transplant.
  • OSH
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  • sjmvsfscs08
    sherm03;1129955 wrote:I'd go lump sum. But that is not the real question. The real question is what is the first thing you do with your money?
    See what $185,000,000 worth or marijuana looks like...
  • Commander of Awesome
    I win, the OC First Team All Pwn gets a $1 million each.
  • justincredible
    sjmvsfscs08;1130324 wrote:See what $185,000,000 worth or marijuana looks like...
  • majorspark
    gorocks99;1130301 wrote:Your odds do increase when you buy more tickets. But the increase is so minuscule that you're almost certainly just throwing money down the toilet, on top of the bare cost of entry ($1):

    Odds of winning with one ticket: 1 in 175,711,536 (0.000000569115%)
    Odds of winning with two unique tickets: 1 in 87,855,768 (0.000001138229%)
    Odds of winning with three unique tickets: 1 in 58,570,512 (0.000001707344%)
    Odds of winning with one thousand unique tickets: 1 in 175,712 (0.000569113%)

    Before anyone says anything, yes, you are almost certainly throwing away money when you spend the cost of entry as well.
    Its a tax on the ignorance.